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Serious / Re: UK Porn restrictions to start in 2018
« on: July 25, 2017, 03:07:12 PM »
Just more nonsense from everyone's favorite nanny state...

Y'all dudes really gotta clean out your government sometime.

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The Flood / Re: How did I do on Al Baghdadi's birthday?
« on: July 25, 2017, 12:34:39 PM »
notice how youre the only one who needs a stupid designated nickname for their significant other

thats a sign you post too much about it
And why the name of the leader of ISIS?
that was me. I take credit for this.

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The Flood / Re: How did I do on Al Baghdadi's birthday?
« on: July 25, 2017, 12:32:48 PM »
El mayo bro

You paying way too much for pussy that ain't even got your last name

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But verb, did you at leaat enjoy the lobster episode of bepop?

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The Flood / Re: Just ran into [username redacted] at the mall
« on: July 24, 2017, 10:53:47 PM »
Berzerk?

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The Flood / Re: Why are police trained to have the warrior mentality?
« on: July 24, 2017, 06:10:09 PM »
Holdover habbits from multiple problems of the past, from extreme racial issues to combating  insurgency style organized crime.

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The Flood / Re: Purse Snatcher
« on: July 24, 2017, 11:42:44 AM »
Why would some 50 year old Indian guy try to rob you
she presented an opportunity in a crowded place with an easily grabbable bag. That's all there is to purse snatching.

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The Flood / Re: I have never installed Windows 7 on a PC.
« on: July 24, 2017, 12:52:20 AM »
10 is pretty alright now aside from it secretly sending screenshots of me playing AA2 to microsoft hq for Bill's sick twisted pleasure.
Twist: Bill gets off on it all while enjoying his private island off the grid
I know. He secretly loves the loli rape.

Sick fuck.

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The Flood / Re: I have never installed Windows 7 on a PC.
« on: July 24, 2017, 12:50:00 AM »
10 is pretty alright now aside from it secretly sending screenshots of me playing AA2 to microsoft hq for Bill's sick twisted pleasure.

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When in doubt, bayo out.

Take that for what you will.

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The Flood / Re: Tasted alchohol for the first time today.
« on: July 24, 2017, 12:16:20 AM »
It gives them a temporary satisfaction while they ignore the fact it's killing their brain cells, permanently damaging their liver, and increasing their weight through empty calories.
You are wrong on all parts.

Excessive consumption for prolonged periods can damage parts of the brain, but it doesn't "kill brain cells" and it's nothign a week of sobriety won't let you repair. But again, you have to be a raging alcoholic for noticeable damage to occur. [1] You also need to a a legitimate functioning alcoholic for a few years before we see the onset of alcoholic liver disease or alcoholic fatty liver [2], and again, mild consumption will not cause this. The average American will not die from alcohol related liver disease.

Your weight gain claims are bogus science based on how you claim it's from the alcohol. It's not. Heavy beer drinkers get fat from the carbs. Beer is basically liquid bread after all. Wine drinkers from the suger, suger is very high in calories and easy to convert to fat. Drinkers who prefer high proof spirits will generally not see a grand change in weight or body composition (unless they were particularly muscle heavy gym type before) because your body can not and will not process the calories in alcohol like it would the calories in food. A big thing with heavy drinkers and weight gain is that they often eat poorly as well, and eat extra while they binge drink. That's the real problem, not the alcohol itself. Remember, alcohol is never fully metabolized (outside of rare cases due to medical conditions) and mostly expelled from the body as acetic acid.

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The Flood / Re: Tasted alchohol for the first time today.
« on: July 23, 2017, 07:57:06 PM »
What kind of wine?

No idea TBH.
It was Church communion. Literally EVERY other church uses grape juice, so it caught me off guard.
oh lord
communion wine is the lowest of the low, bro.

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The Flood / Re: Tasted alchohol for the first time today.
« on: July 23, 2017, 07:48:55 PM »
What kind of wine?

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The Flood / Re: hey deci, join sapphire :)
« on: July 23, 2017, 06:26:20 PM »
free comms

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The Flood / Re: Se7agon card game?
« on: July 23, 2017, 05:09:38 PM »
Abandoned project.
If you don't have your card you owe me a beer
motherucker...
COIN CHECK

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The Flood / Re: Vegan porn
« on: July 23, 2017, 04:49:44 PM »
Semen is actually considered vegan as it's given willingly.
What if the dog doesn't consent tho?

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Gaming / Re: Fishing minigames
« on: July 23, 2017, 02:54:18 PM »
I spent more time trying to get that damn loach in Twilight Princess without the sinker lure than playing the rest of the game. Hena was perfect waifu material too.

Fucking love fishing minigames.

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The Flood / Re: An honest thread regarding SecondClass
« on: July 23, 2017, 02:16:55 PM »
Man, deci likes to talk about the trolls like I love to talk about the jews.


I need to go home and rethink my life.

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The Flood / Re: is time travel theorhetically possible
« on: July 23, 2017, 12:43:24 PM »
On paper it could be, but in reality, no.

It only works on paper.
This is rearwards time travel, not marxism. It doesn't even work on paper.

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The Flood / Re: is time travel theorhetically possible
« on: July 23, 2017, 10:55:12 AM »
hitler's dead, and hitler's been dead for as long as i've been cognizant of his existence

>he doesnt think hitler was alive in hiding in Argentina until 2013

lol

Everyone knows he had his head surgically removed and installed on a giant mechanical spider
Wait, I thought that was Walt Disney

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The Flood / Re: So I was walking down the street...
« on: July 23, 2017, 10:36:28 AM »
But did you drop a sick one liner as you left?

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The Flood / Re: I have an overactive imagination
« on: July 23, 2017, 10:15:27 AM »
Read erotic fiction instead.

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The Flood / Re: anyone else like earl grey in the morning?
« on: July 23, 2017, 06:24:07 AM »
I'd rather coffee.

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The Flood / Re: is time travel theorhetically possible
« on: July 23, 2017, 05:44:19 AM »
hitler's dead, and hitler's been dead for as long as i've been cognizant of his existence

>he doesnt think hitler was alive in hiding in Argentina until 2013

lol

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The Flood / Re: SecondClass is a pedophile
« on: July 22, 2017, 11:33:00 PM »
What if the child consents though?

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The Flood / Re: Help me decide what to get for dinner tonight.
« on: July 22, 2017, 04:37:35 PM »
Boneless pizza.

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The Flood / Re: What time is it?
« on: July 22, 2017, 03:55:02 PM »
time to fap

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The Flood / Re: SecondClass is a pedophile
« on: July 22, 2017, 03:00:40 PM »
wtf class is fourteen

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The Flood / Re: Meme thread
« on: July 22, 2017, 02:58:14 PM »

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