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The Flood / Re: First world problem of the day
« on: March 05, 2015, 11:39:44 AM »

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The Flood / Re: First world problem of the day
« on: March 05, 2015, 11:34:47 AM »
I'm a college graduate that has to work for $9 an hour.
>tfw no degree
>tfw you make more than Roman


24873
The Flood / Re: Openly supporting Obama for the most part?
« on: March 05, 2015, 11:04:46 AM »
Not that support everything he does, but I can't even mention how Bush used more executive actions and votes in office then Obama has or probably even will by the end of his second term without getting ridiculous  excuses and rhetoric hurled in my general direction...

24874
The Flood / Re: What to buy? (normal edition)
« on: March 05, 2015, 10:57:06 AM »
Buy an onahole for when she's not home.

And a prostate massager for when she is.

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The Flood / Re: First world problem of the day
« on: March 05, 2015, 10:55:37 AM »
No mono option on your player?

24876
I just woke up... so... I'm naked.

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The Flood / Re: BLOMKAMP FANBOYS BTFO
« on: March 04, 2015, 03:21:41 PM »
Seeing it for the Sigourney Weaver nude scene.
You have the worst taste in women
I feel like if Jim and Meta had a retarded baby, it would be Roman.

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The Flood / Re: NO MODS POST CP!
« on: March 04, 2015, 03:02:41 PM »
If you get a pizza and only order cheese on it, you are a terrorist
Just because I'm a vegetarian it doesn't mean that I have to eat vegetables all the time
Cheese is still murder.

24879
The Flood / Re: do your eyes hurt too when using a pc at night?
« on: March 04, 2015, 02:59:53 PM »
No. I must have ubermensch eyes.

24880
Gaming / Re: Oh my god, the Rookie is dead!
« on: March 04, 2015, 02:57:33 PM »
kek.

Being trained to dehumanize enemies? You don't need to do that shit when the enmies are already not human.

You guys seriously think after 28 years of seeing all humans as allies and friends as we struggled against an entirely non-human enemy bent on our entire annihilation, you'd be able to classify humans as enemies, and have no moral qualms or doubts about fighting to destroy humans?

Shit, you guys even realize the majority of soldiers joined the UNSC to fight the Covenant and save humanity, Quite frankly, they had no intent to kill humans. Mickey included.
Now, I don't follow the lore at that deeply, and quite frankly I find Halo's timeline to all kinds of jacked up, but did the insurrectionists just stop being a thing when the covies entered the picture or something? If I remember right, they had some pretty significant numbers.

24881
The Flood / Re: is england safer than america?
« on: March 04, 2015, 02:43:34 PM »
YouTube


UK muslims are worse than the Ferguson apes.

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Serious / Re: Can you justify your religious beliefs?
« on: March 04, 2015, 02:41:46 PM »
It's like when people counter-argue the "God created the universe in 7 days" by saying "God's days are probably longer".
six days, actually.
But why would anyone even make that argument? An omnipotent being would be able to make everything in the time frame he so desires, unless we're bringing God down to a level where he is bound by the universe's own laws.

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Serious / Re: Can you justify your religious beliefs?
« on: March 04, 2015, 02:20:57 PM »

You know damn well why.
Well it's a rather logical hypothesis assuming that black holes function as the roots and branches of the "tree".

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The Flood / Re: at what temp do you like showering?
« on: March 04, 2015, 02:07:56 PM »
Just shy of scalding.

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Serious / Re: Can you justify your religious beliefs?
« on: March 04, 2015, 02:04:02 PM »
OP, convince me that the core of Germanic paganism isn't right and that there aren't 9 known multiverses tied together by what the unknowing ancient Europeans called the world tree or Yggdrasil.

That isn't what I want to do in my thread.

Make your own thread if you wish to discuss proving negatives.
If you can't disprove it, then why does it need justification?

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The Flood / Re: o no, lenerd neemoy is kill
« on: March 04, 2015, 01:25:41 PM »
Can someone explain to me how old future Spock is able to communicate with current Spock in Into Darkness?
Space magic.

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Serious / Re: Can you justify your religious beliefs?
« on: March 04, 2015, 01:15:32 PM »
OP, convince me that the core of Germanic paganism isn't right and that there aren't 9 known multiverses tied together by what the unknowing ancient Europeans called the world tree or Yggdrasil.

24888
You can stick your dick in something and not be attracted to it... just sayin.

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The Flood / Re: >Wear yoga pants everyday
« on: March 04, 2015, 12:28:17 PM »
But even jeans show
Stop buying skinny girl jeans.

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The Flood / Re: Post a user who will never be a mOD
« on: March 04, 2015, 12:26:57 PM »
The lack of Irish people in the mod list is a sign of clear bias.

No Byrne, Zizzy, myself, or any fellow Irish I have forgotten or no knowledge of.
We had Kiyo. Look how that turned out.

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The Flood / Re: Post a user who will never be a mOD
« on: March 04, 2015, 12:13:30 PM »
Enderocket isn't canon.

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The Flood / Re: Thread Lockers
« on: March 04, 2015, 10:10:52 AM »
Loctite annoys me greatly. Just torque that shit down.

24893
The Flood / Re: Choose your new body.
« on: March 04, 2015, 09:50:54 AM »
If I pick three can I still keep my dick?

24894
The Flood / Re: How are your brushing habits?
« on: March 03, 2015, 08:40:10 PM »
You know what's really fucking gross?

Sometimes I just eat it.
That will make your cholesterol worse, actually.
I like to think that I will slowly build a natural immunity to it and eventually evolve into a super human who can't develop heart conditions due to high cholesterol levels.
You know what your local EMTs and doctors like to think when you end up in their wing of the hospital? How much they get to overcharge you.
Don't worry, Obama's got me covered.

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The Flood / Re: Do You Put Cereal or Milk in First?
« on: March 03, 2015, 08:35:20 PM »
Do people actually do milk first?

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The Flood / Re: How are your brushing habits?
« on: March 03, 2015, 08:34:42 PM »
You know what's really fucking gross?

Sometimes I just eat it.
That will make your cholesterol worse, actually.
I like to think that I will slowly build a natural immunity to it and eventually evolve into a super human who can't develop heart conditions due to high cholesterol levels.

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The Flood / Re: How are your brushing habits?
« on: March 03, 2015, 08:31:38 PM »
Inb4toothbrushporn
I was debating between that and what I actually posted.

I think I made the right choice.

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The Flood / Re: How are your brushing habits?
« on: March 03, 2015, 08:25:56 PM »
Not often... I developed a habit many years back that's been hard to break. I just scrape plaque off with my nails...

inb4ewwwwwwww
fucking gross
You know what's really fucking gross?

Sometimes I just eat it.

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The Flood / Re: How are your brushing habits?
« on: March 03, 2015, 08:21:30 PM »
Not often... I developed a habit many years back that's been hard to break. I just scrape plaque off with my nails...

inb4ewwwwwwww

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The Flood / Re: *ahem*
« on: March 03, 2015, 07:11:36 PM »

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