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The Flood / Re: If you don't drink
« on: March 09, 2015, 05:16:13 PM »
I'd love to see a drunk Mr Psy.
Unfortunately for you (And fortunately for me) this will never happen.
I could change that

No thanks <.<
Oh come on.
How's a nice veal... er... um... eggplant marsala and a bottle of Concorde sound?
Sounds haram <_<

Now if that were long pork liver with some broad beans and a chianti, I might be tempted.
What kind of fucking vegetarian are you?
One that doesn't eat animals <.<
But pork liver...
I would not eat.

Long pork liver on the other hand >.>
I do not understand

I'd love to see a drunk Mr Psy.
Unfortunately for you (And fortunately for me) this will never happen.
I could change that

No thanks <.<
Oh come on.
How's a nice veal... er... um... eggplant marsala and a bottle of Concorde sound?
Sounds haram <_<

Now if that were long pork liver with some broad beans and a chianti, I might be tempted.
What kind of fucking vegetarian are you?
One that doesn't eat animals <.<
But pork liver...
I would not eat.

Long pork liver on the other hand >.>
But that's meat
Only in a literal sense.

I don't eat things that originate with the death of an animal. Long pork doesn't necessitate this <.<
Stop trying to justify being a shitty vegetardian

Link borked, hold on.

Take a look.
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24782
The Flood / Re: You're now in a country where the age of consent is 13
« on: March 09, 2015, 05:15:36 PM »
Don't worry ender I'm much more attractive than DAS and Zen.
Yeah but my dick is bigger.

24783
The Flood / Re: do you like any musicals?
« on: March 09, 2015, 05:14:54 PM »
Grease is my favorite chick flick ever.

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The Flood / Re: If you don't drink
« on: March 09, 2015, 05:14:18 PM »
I'd love to see a drunk Mr Psy.
Unfortunately for you (And fortunately for me) this will never happen.
I could change that

No thanks <.<
Oh come on.
How's a nice veal... er... um... eggplant marsala and a bottle of Concorde sound?
Sounds haram <_<

Now if that were long pork liver with some broad beans and a chianti, I might be tempted.
What kind of fucking vegetarian are you?
One that doesn't eat animals <.<
But pork liver...
I would not eat.

Long pork liver on the other hand >.>
But that's meat
Only in a literal sense.

I don't eat things that originate with the death of an animal. Long pork doesn't necessitate this <.<
what

It's alive when you eat it? That's soooooo fvcking metal!

24786
The Flood / Re: If you don't drink
« on: March 09, 2015, 05:12:32 PM »
I'd love to see a drunk Mr Psy.
Unfortunately for you (And fortunately for me) this will never happen.
I could change that

No thanks <.<
Oh come on.
How's a nice veal... er... um... eggplant marsala and a bottle of Concorde sound?
Sounds haram <_<

Now if that were long pork liver with some broad beans and a chianti, I might be tempted.
What kind of fucking vegetarian are you?
One that doesn't eat animals <.<
But pork liver...
I would not eat.

Long pork liver on the other hand >.>
I do not understand

24787
The Flood / Re: You're now in a country where the age of consent is 13
« on: March 09, 2015, 05:11:21 PM »
Poor Ender she's going to get raped
is there a way to avoid this
Grow older scrub or grow boobs dad hates boobs
pls dont grow boobs

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The Flood / Re: If you don't drink
« on: March 09, 2015, 05:09:38 PM »
I'd love to see a drunk Mr Psy.
Unfortunately for you (And fortunately for me) this will never happen.
I could change that

No thanks <.<
Oh come on.
How's a nice veal... er... um... eggplant marsala and a bottle of Concorde sound?
Sounds haram <_<

Now if that were long pork liver with some broad beans and a chianti, I might be tempted.
What kind of fucking vegetarian are you?
One that doesn't eat animals <.<
But pork liver...

24789
The Flood / Re: If you don't drink
« on: March 09, 2015, 05:08:05 PM »
I'd love to see a drunk Mr Psy.
Unfortunately for you (And fortunately for me) this will never happen.
I could change that

No thanks <.<
Oh come on.
How's a nice veal... er... um... eggplant marsala and a bottle of Concorde sound?
Sounds haram <_<

Now if that were long pork liver with some broad beans and a chianti, I might be tempted.
What kind of fucking vegetarian are you?

24790
The Flood / Re: You're now in a country where the age of consent is 13
« on: March 09, 2015, 05:07:11 PM »

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The Flood / Re: If you don't drink
« on: March 09, 2015, 05:01:31 PM »
I'd love to see a drunk Mr Psy.
Unfortunately for you (And fortunately for me) this will never happen.
I could change that

No thanks <.<
Oh come on.
How's a nice veal... er... um... eggplant marsala and a bottle of Concorde sound?

24794
The Flood / Re: You're now in a country where the age of consent is 13
« on: March 09, 2015, 04:58:50 PM »
So apparently my brother was behind me reading this thread when I was scrolling through...
Bring him too!

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The Flood / Re: If you don't drink
« on: March 09, 2015, 04:57:58 PM »
it doesn't even taste nice
you're talking about beer, beer tastes like shit. you have to know what to drink.
just alcohol in general tastes like pond life and battery acid.
hmm what kind of alcohol have you drunk in the past?
not a lot because i'm a small child, but enough to nope out of it for a while.
lol how old are you?
9 lol clean up on aisle banter do u like transformers
How old are you really?
fourteen, don't kill me
No promises. That just sometimes happens.

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The Flood / Re: If you don't drink
« on: March 09, 2015, 04:53:13 PM »
I dislike all these non-drinking newfoman™s.

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The Flood / Re: If you don't drink
« on: March 09, 2015, 04:46:36 PM »
I'd love to see a drunk Mr Psy.
Unfortunately for you (And fortunately for me) this will never happen.
I could change that

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The Flood / Re: This one time I got so drunk
« on: March 09, 2015, 04:45:26 PM »
I once got drunk and scratched on the 8 ball.
Moral of the story: Don't drink and play pool or else girls beat you.

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The Flood / Re: You're now in a country where the age of consent is 13
« on: March 09, 2015, 04:42:52 PM »
I'm not sure how to answer this
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
uhhhh
You and me, baby we ain't nothing but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the Discovery channel.
Me and Zen will tag team you

We'll be gentle
#4way

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The Flood / Re: Guns kill people
« on: March 09, 2015, 04:21:01 PM »
This is a stone cold fact
They also shoot targets and make a loud noise.
What's your point?
Yeah but targets and noises aren't people.
Neither are the blacks most guns shoot.

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The Flood / Re: Guns kill people
« on: March 09, 2015, 04:07:49 PM »
I must share a room with the laziest bunch of rifles ever...

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The Flood / Re: You're now in a country where the age of consent is 13
« on: March 09, 2015, 04:02:32 PM »
13 year olds generally don't have boobs, so no, I wouldn't.
SAGGY FAT SACK LOVING FAGGOT DETECTED!

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Gaming / Re: Describe your dream game...
« on: March 09, 2015, 04:01:37 PM »
Co-op remake of Spyro 2 with glorious HD Elora's fawn ass.

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The Flood / Re: If you don't drink
« on: March 09, 2015, 03:58:18 PM »

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The Flood / Re: You're now in a country where the age of consent is 13
« on: March 09, 2015, 03:53:59 PM »
I'm always one to push the boundaries. 12 year olds, here I come.

24808
TAC
I don't even know what that stands for...
the anime community
They were definitely outdone by the MLP group... and maybe even by the Coup Group.

24809
sep7agon.net

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The Flood / Re: I'm considering buying an electric car
« on: March 09, 2015, 01:44:03 PM »
What if your car battery fucks up? Electric car batteries are fucking expensive
The people who buy electric cars are those who can afford new batteries in a pinch or a new car in approximately 8 to 10 years when the batteries naturally go.

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