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Feel free to disregard anything Elegiac says as nonsense.

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The Flood / Re: I FUCKING HATE THIS CAT!!!!
« on: March 10, 2015, 12:25:05 PM »
Guys I think we broke Lofe

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The Flood / Re: I FUCKING HATE THIS CAT!!!!
« on: March 10, 2015, 12:11:15 PM »
Fuckin kid deserved it.

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The Flood / Re: lol at LGBT faggots who refuse to eat at Chick Fil A
« on: March 10, 2015, 11:55:27 AM »
>LGBT folk/supporters eating still at chic-fil-a because "it tastes good"
>idiocracy
>implying they're actually hindering lgbt rights

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The Flood / Re: I love cockblocking tailgating fucking shits
« on: March 10, 2015, 11:49:12 AM »
There is nothing wrong with fucking over tailgaters.
You're the problem

Damn Mexicans
<___<
Unlike most people here, I can actually drive.
I HEARD THAT
Good you white skinned disgrace, now get some tan on your skin.
This post is implying blacks drive better than whites.
But I got in 2 accidents within 2 days, tho.
I'm on about the Audi RS5.
How can that black trash

Drive better than this beautiful God's creation?

>audi
obligatory post

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The Flood / Re: How fast can you type, sucka??
« on: March 10, 2015, 11:44:27 AM »

Fucking gooks took over my PC.
Spoiler
Words per minute (WPM)   36
Keystrokes   257
(181 | 76)
Correct words   37
Wrong words   13
You are better than 55.07% of all users (position 75676 of 168444 - last 24 hours)

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The Flood / Re: I love cockblocking tailgating fucking shits
« on: March 10, 2015, 11:41:34 AM »
There is nothing wrong with fucking over tailgaters.
You're the problem

Damn Mexicans
<___<
Unlike most people here, I can actually drive.
I HEARD THAT
All you guys do is have people crash into you for insurance money though.
My parents say this so many times.. But against Americans..
White people don't want the insurance money for their car, they fake injury in minor accidents for the medical part of your auto insurance.
There's a difference.

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The Flood / Re: I love cockblocking tailgating fucking shits
« on: March 10, 2015, 11:20:03 AM »
wallahi.
Chally, you've been in Bongistan too long...

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The Flood / Re: I love cockblocking tailgating fucking shits
« on: March 10, 2015, 11:15:43 AM »
Acting like a petty child in a 3,000+ pound machine is dangerous and irresponsible. Either knock it off or get off the roads.

Doing nearly twice the speed limit over a bridge to try to prove a point? Congrats, YOU are the asshole.
>tailgating when there is no one on your other lane

Yea, reaaaal fucking mature.
Which lane were you in and what's your state laws regarding lane usage and passing?

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The Flood / Re: I love cockblocking tailgating fucking shits
« on: March 10, 2015, 11:15:00 AM »
people who follow me around the forum
Guys...
um...

when should we tell him that he's delusional?

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The Flood / Re: I love cockblocking tailgating fucking shits
« on: March 10, 2015, 11:06:54 AM »
I'm not sure whether posting this here consolidates the meaning of the message and cancels out its irony, or just one layer of its irony, or slightly adds a level of irony... in a sort of circle. Three original, plus making four, or only two, and then it would be three, but is that including me? Huh. I'm just going to post it and then sit here a moment figuring this out.


Shut the fuck up, Zesty.
No, your gormless nit, this makes sense, just leave it with me.
Cracking open the thesaurus, are we?
I don't know, are you? I'm a poet and a writer, what are you? How did you end up so constantly butthurt with me? You're starting to resemble a minor target for a mute. Behave.
See now, this right here amuses me.
Go on, do more.
Do what? Do I just repeat the question? Why are you amused lol? How old are you again?

ANSWER QUESTIONS

All of them, in order. From the start.
That buttflustered thing you do.
Repetition ensures something to laugh at
Because you think you're important
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The Flood / Re: I love cockblocking tailgating fucking shits
« on: March 10, 2015, 11:03:01 AM »
I'm not sure whether posting this here consolidates the meaning of the message and cancels out its irony, or just one layer of its irony, or slightly adds a level of irony... in a sort of circle. Three original, plus making four, or only two, and then it would be three, but is that including me? Huh. I'm just going to post it and then sit here a moment figuring this out.


Shut the fuck up, Zesty.
No, your gormless nit, this makes sense, just leave it with me.
Cracking open the thesaurus, are we?
I don't know, are you? I'm a poet and a writer, what are you? How did you end up so constantly butthurt with me? You're starting to resemble a minor target for a mute. Behave.
See now, this right here amuses me.
Go on, do more.

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The Flood / Re: I love cockblocking tailgating fucking shits
« on: March 10, 2015, 10:59:47 AM »
I'm not sure whether posting this here consolidates the meaning of the message and cancels out its irony, or just one layer of its irony, or slightly adds a level of irony... in a sort of circle. Three original, plus making four, or only two, and then it would be three, but is that including me? Huh. I'm just going to post it and then sit here a moment figuring this out.


Shut the fuck up, Zesty.
No, your gormless nit, this makes sense, just leave it with me.
Cracking open the thesaurus, are we?

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Serious / Re: Dear people who are economically literate:
« on: March 10, 2015, 10:58:57 AM »
Why would you need Meta to give you that obvious information?

It'd do you better to learn the terms, and try to understand how it works on your own.
I neither have the time or drive to study a field unrelated to my own interests.

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The Flood / Re: I love cockblocking tailgating fucking shits
« on: March 10, 2015, 10:56:30 AM »
I'm not sure whether posting this here consolidates the meaning of the message and cancels out its irony, or just one layer of its irony, or slightly adds a level of irony... in a sort of circle. Three original, plus making four, or only two, and then it would be three, but is that including me? Huh. I'm just going to post it and then sit here a moment figuring this out.


Shut the fuck up, Zesty.

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The Flood / Re: I love cockblocking tailgating fucking shits
« on: March 10, 2015, 10:39:36 AM »
Congratulations, you're a douche.

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Serious / Re: Dear people who are economically literate:
« on: March 10, 2015, 10:35:50 AM »
If I remember right from when I asked Meta about this, it needs to happen for economic growth to occur.

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Cheat votes for Cheat.
Hi, Glorious Leader, you absolutely astoundingly sumptuously dedicatedly wise thing you. There's a certain petition going around, it's probably below your notice, but we mortals are having a little difficulty resolving it satisfactorily. 'Satisfactorily', in this case, of course, corresponds to the recognition, fulfillment and physical realisation of the general sentiments and ideas that have been proposed as being beneficial in the OP.

Please, if it pleases you, let us know what your thoughts are on such matters, as- and I hate to assume a dramatic position- long traditions and rituals of honour find their worthy legacy resting upon the outcome of these trifling matters, absurd as it must seem to your transcendent sapience.

Respectfully... *shuffles back*
Comms, when you take over the forum, can we Anwar al-Awlaki this guy?

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Me bruv
SHUT THE FUCK NIGGER YOUR CHOICES ARE IN THE POLL

YOUR CHOICES ARE BETWEEN THE ONLY TWO HALAL PEOPLE IN THIS GODDAMN FUCKING FORUM!!!!!!

TAKBIR!

ALLAHU AKBAR!!!!

TAKBIR!

ALLAHU AKBAR!!!!

TAKBIR!

ALLAHU AKBAR!!!!

TAKBIR!

ALLAHU AKBAR!!!!
الله أكبر
الله أكبر
الله أكبر
الله أكبر
الله أكبر

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The Flood / Re: I'm not a gay boii
« on: March 10, 2015, 09:51:33 AM »
That's gay.

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Serious / Re: Don't nobody give speeches like Obama.
« on: March 10, 2015, 09:15:10 AM »
But PA had no senate seats up for grabs in the midterm.
I'm innocent.

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The Flood / Re: There's no more incentive to post here
« on: March 10, 2015, 09:04:39 AM »
Well, it's a shame to see you go
Really?

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The Flood / Re: high cheekbone master race
« on: March 10, 2015, 08:42:49 AM »
>implying brown people can be any kind of master race

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The Flood / Re: Dubs decides a pocket knife I should buy.
« on: March 10, 2015, 01:20:17 AM »
Found the one I have, OP.

http://www.gerbergear.com/Hunting/Knives/Gator-knife_46069
But I wanna be a special snowflake
They have others that have same grip.

http://www.gerbergear.com/Hunting/Knives/Gator-Gut-Hook-Knife_46932
Gut your enemies once you're done killing them.
But bruh
It's stainless.
And gut knives are almost always ugly.
It's not a sword, it's a knife. Stainless isn't bad for knives. Unless my life is a lie. I threw it at rocks and it did fine. Had to fix the axe once it broke apart, though.
Well yeah, stainless isn't bad, but carbon's better to get a wicked scary, comfortably shaving edge.
He asked for a pocket knife, not a razor.
por que no los dos?

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The Flood / Re: Dubs decides a pocket knife I should buy.
« on: March 10, 2015, 01:17:33 AM »
Found the one I have, OP.

http://www.gerbergear.com/Hunting/Knives/Gator-knife_46069
But I wanna be a special snowflake
They have others that have same grip.

http://www.gerbergear.com/Hunting/Knives/Gator-Gut-Hook-Knife_46932
Gut your enemies once you're done killing them.
But bruh
It's stainless.
And gut knives are almost always ugly.
It's not a sword, it's a knife. Stainless isn't bad for knives. Unless my life is a lie. I threw it at rocks and it did fine. Had to fix the axe once it broke apart, though.
Well yeah, stainless isn't bad, but carbon's better to get a wicked scary, comfortably shaving edge.

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The Flood / Re: Dubs decides a pocket knife I should buy.
« on: March 10, 2015, 01:13:26 AM »
Found the one I have, OP.

http://www.gerbergear.com/Hunting/Knives/Gator-knife_46069
But I wanna be a special snowflake
They have others that have same grip.

http://www.gerbergear.com/Hunting/Knives/Gator-Gut-Hook-Knife_46932
Gut your enemies once you're done killing them.
But bruh
It's stainless.
And gut knives are almost always ugly.

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The Flood / Re: Dubs decides a pocket knife I should buy.
« on: March 10, 2015, 01:04:12 AM »
Roll?
Oh shit nigga, trips and nothing posted.
What a waste.

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The Flood / Re: Dubs decides a pocket knife I should buy.
« on: March 10, 2015, 01:01:00 AM »


Rolling

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The Flood / Re: Nationale Volksarmee feels
« on: March 10, 2015, 12:46:29 AM »

but hey they got to use this
Some piece of shit, poorly assembled semi-auto rifle that'd likely explode in your face? Awesome.
but it was special and that's all that counts
Special in the way that it was especially low quality, sure.
At least it came with all it's parts...
NVA work trousers are known to me missing the right pocket more often than not. There's just a slit... and no pocket.
Well, what're you going to take?

Shitty quality Nazi equipment or shitty ripoffs of Nazi equipment?
The shitty ripoffs. Wehrmact repro shit can cost twice as much as equivalent NVA surplus.
YouTube

God, that guy is a fucking retard. No idea what that uniform actually stands for.
Any true American wouldn't allow a fellow Patriot to leave the nation for another, so I think the border guard uniform is appropriate.

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