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Messages - DAS B00T x2

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The Flood / Re: Kupo wants a sex guys
« on: March 17, 2015, 03:13:39 PM »
It's not fun when they're willing

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The Flood / Re: Could we have saved b.net?
« on: March 17, 2015, 03:11:17 PM »
Remember when Achronos wanted to nuke the Flood?

Good times.

24423
The Flood / Re: Someone make me an infograph right now.
« on: March 17, 2015, 12:25:55 PM »
Borrow this one.
Spoiler

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The Flood / Re: Give me a legit reason why you can't join the military
« on: March 17, 2015, 10:52:51 AM »
Have you guys never even seen a veteran since you all seem to think military service involves you dying?

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The Flood / Re: What song do you want to play at you're funeral?
« on: March 17, 2015, 07:54:36 AM »
i think you people already know
I know.... But for the sake of everyone else I would like you to enlighten us.
throw that boy
I'd say kill yourself, but then people would have to listen to that...
Look I have enough people telling me this, It just get too overwhelming.
You're good, man. It's the Paki that needs to go.

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Gaming / Re: mfw FF Type-0 HD uses made up Tumblr gender pronouns.
« on: March 17, 2015, 07:34:38 AM »
It's over... We've lost.

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The Flood / Re: What song do you want to play at you're funeral?
« on: March 17, 2015, 07:33:28 AM »
i think you people already know
I know.... But for the sake of everyone else I would like you to enlighten us.
throw that boy
I'd say kill yourself, but then people would have to listen to that...

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The Flood / Re: Give me a legit reason why you can't join the military
« on: March 17, 2015, 06:54:41 AM »
i refuse to lay down my life for bureaucrats and rich assholes who dont care about me, the things i believe in, or my way of life.
Also - flat footed.
That hasn't been barring for like, decades, man.

24429
The Flood / Re: Holy shit, this flash game is hard as hell
« on: March 17, 2015, 12:29:44 AM »
 You're soaked!

Score: 45

Class, I'm drunk.. You just suck.

24430
Trufax: if you use the bathroom on an airplane for a purpose besides masturbating and shaving, you're a douche.
fixed
Why would you shave on an airplane?
In case you forgot to shave at home
but that turbulence, yo
safety razor

Safety razors aren't actually safer, and you're not going to be able to get on a plane with any razor, whether it's cartridge, double-sided, or straight -- at least in America.
Eugh, true that. I swear TSA was giving me looks for the box cutter I hang on my keys when I walked by them to get to the arrivals ramp to meet my brother when he flew back for Christmas...

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Trufax: if you use the bathroom on an airplane for a purpose besides masturbating and shaving, you're a douche.
fixed
Why would you shave on an airplane?
In case you forgot to shave at home
but that turbulence, yo

24432
Trufax: if you use the bathroom on an airplane for a purpose besides masturbating and shaving, you're a douche.
fixed
Why would you shave on an airplane?

24433
Trufax: if you use the bathroom on an airplane for a purpose besides masturbating, you're a douche.

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The Flood / Re: Giant dick on woman's chest
« on: March 16, 2015, 11:45:42 PM »
fukkin lol

24435
The Flood / Re: Who were in a previous life?
« on: March 16, 2015, 11:04:35 PM »
Colonel Von Stauffenburg
Haha! Couldn't kill me!

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The Flood / Re: some of the results from my spring break road trip
« on: March 16, 2015, 10:43:44 PM »
slash


nice pictures. I like the tree stump.
if you're talking about this picture

Spoiler


that's actually a boulder
Oh.... so it is.
lol

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The Flood / Re: some of the results from my spring break road trip
« on: March 16, 2015, 10:40:23 PM »
slash


nice pictures. I like the tree stump.

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Gaming / Re: Which Cortana model do you like best?
« on: March 16, 2015, 10:37:35 PM »
I think Deci's on to something.She looked better in purple... and with a flatter chest.

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The Flood / Re: Which Hand Do You Masturbate With?
« on: March 16, 2015, 10:31:46 PM »
I'm naturally left handed.

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The Flood / Re: Who were in a previous life?
« on: March 16, 2015, 09:58:38 PM »
Adolf Hitler.

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The Flood / Re: Ayylmao
« on: March 16, 2015, 09:55:14 PM »
This is what I call "running low on stock"
Spoiler
>fireball

what the fuck is wrong with you
I chew big red.

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The Flood / Re: Ayylmao
« on: March 16, 2015, 09:39:08 PM »
This is what I call "running low on stock"
Spoiler

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The Flood / Re: I swear the sep7agon logo was just the all seeing eye
« on: March 16, 2015, 09:35:15 PM »
Yeah, that happens sometimes.

24444
The Flood / Re: This is a scary fucking world we live in, man.
« on: March 16, 2015, 08:58:06 PM »
The fuck, did he shoot Eddie Vedder or something?
Nigga you talkin shit?
Yellow ledbetter has no lyrics. This is fact.

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The Flood / Re: This is a scary fucking world we live in, man.
« on: March 16, 2015, 08:54:48 PM »
The fuck, did he shoot Eddie Vedder or something?

24446
The Flood / Re: cringey music thread
« on: March 16, 2015, 08:52:18 PM »
*insert Death Grips here*

24447
The Flood / Re: white people who listen to gangta rap
« on: March 16, 2015, 08:13:52 PM »
ayy lmao

24448
The Flood / Re: British Jobs for British Workers!
« on: March 16, 2015, 08:02:09 PM »
Well then, righty oh, chaps, I think I can fit in mighty jolly fine, yes in deed.

24449
The Flood / Re: gimme an anime to watch
« on: March 16, 2015, 07:56:43 PM »
So then, comedy... inb4 >mal

http://myanimelist.net/anime/15751/Senyuu.
^like five minute episodes, very comedic in nature, but still more story than Destiny ever will have. If you only pick one thing from this thread, pick this.

Now, in order of not so rom-com to straight romantic comedy, not sure your preference.
http://myanimelist.net/anime/14131/Girls_und_Panzer
^the entire premise is cute girls doing cute things... in accurately detailed WWII tanks
http://myanimelist.net/anime/18677/Yuusha_ni_Narenakatta_Ore_wa_Shibushibu_Shuushoku_wo_Ketsui_Shimashita.
^basically Devil is a part timer with a longer name, and the MC isn't the devil
http://myanimelist.net/anime/15809/Hataraku_Maou-sama!
^otherwise known as The Devil is a Part Timer. The Dark Lord finds himself in our world where he ends up working in the fast food industry
http://myanimelist.net/anime/6347/Baka_to_Test_to_Shoukanjuu
^my brother really liked this one. Um... it has plot.
http://myanimelist.net/anime/11499/Sankarea
^guy with zombie fetish discovers a zombie girl
http://myanimelist.net/anime/17831/Inu_to_Hasami_wa_Tsukaiyou
^"dog and scissors" basically does what it wants when it wants. You really have to accept that to enjoy it. MC is a book nerd who finds himself killed and then reincarnated into the body of a dachshund. The dog is then acquired by his favorite author, who happens to be a total sadist. Lewdity warning.
http://myanimelist.net/anime/11933/Oda_Nobuna_no_Yabou
^Basically all the Daimyo of the Sengoku era are women. MC is a student from our time who finds himself cast into the role of Toyotomi Hideyoshi. Not really a harem anime. Mostly comedic in nature, rather than a war drama.
http://myanimelist.net/anime/10110/Mayo_Chiki!
^Mega Sceptile liked it. It has a reverse trap and sheep noises. Also, lewdity warning.

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The Flood / Re: gimme an anime to watch
« on: March 16, 2015, 07:36:12 PM »

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