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The Flood / Re: Describe your first sexual experience
« on: March 18, 2015, 09:28:40 PM »
My ass hurt...

What can I say, I was... um... shit... I'm gonna go with 16, and dumb.
Have you ever given, or only received?
For anal? Only received.
Have you ever been in a relationship with a girl before, or only men up to this point?
Just men.
To call them relationships is a stretch though.

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The Flood / Re: Describe your first sexual experience
« on: March 18, 2015, 09:20:13 PM »
My ass hurt...

What can I say, I was... um... shit... I'm gonna go with 16, and dumb.
Have you ever given, or only received?
For anal? Only received.

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The Flood / Re: Describe your first sexual experience
« on: March 18, 2015, 09:14:40 PM »
My ass hurt...

What can I say, I was... um... shit... I'm gonna go with 16, and dumb.

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The Flood / Re: Does anyone ever wonder...
« on: March 18, 2015, 08:54:23 PM »
dogs live in the present



always


there is no past, there is no future


only food, smell, sound, and shit
Okay.. but what I'm trying to say is.. What if everything the animal perceives is moving slower and that's why it can catch the ball.
What, you can't catch a ball?

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So we've got some character evidence against Tray-tray here, big whoop. We're simply learning more of what the Jury knew. It's nothing new and damning.

Although, yeah, this highlights a problem with the media.

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The Flood / Re: Cheat new banners when?
« on: March 18, 2015, 08:46:48 PM »
You guys haven't gotten the update yet?
weird...

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well, das is--

oh, you're 21 now
huh

since when
Last April.

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tattoos are dumb
I like my lizards though.
How many tats do you have!? :0
I consider it one.
Are they physically connected to each other? If no, it would be considered two tattoos, bringing your odds of criminal activity up to 2%. Speaking of criminal activity, some would considered me getting baked, eating an extra helpings of dinner, watching the news, then talking to you guys, a criminal activity.
No, but they form a triangle.

Illuminatty confirmed

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The Flood / Re: Are Land Rovers even made for off roading anymore?
« on: March 18, 2015, 08:35:42 PM »
No, they're made for upper-middle class soccer moms.

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tattoos are dumb
I like my lizards though.

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The Flood / Re: LOL Look at this
« on: March 18, 2015, 06:16:31 PM »
lol
Where doth one acquire such a dank beverage?
Esfahan Supermarket Ballards Lane, North Finchley.
Damn, that's only 4 miles north of where some of family lives (they live in Hampstead).

You should go to Hampstead, it's really, really nice there. But make sure to take the stairs up the Tube station, and not the elevator.



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God damn, I need to go back to London sometime soon. It's such a beautiful city...
Yeah it's pretty nice.
Not to visit anyone you nigger. I'm suggesting that because it's a nice neighborhood you would enjoy walking in. And it's one of the more affluent parts of the city.
No I mean I thought you were trying to get me to walk up 15 storeys of stairs.

I'll check it out.
Oh, I do mean for you to walk up fifteen stories of stairs. It's something you have to do at least once in your life.

I did it once. I was tired as hell by the end, but it was worth it and I felt good about myself afterwards.
HOLY SHIT FUCK OFF QUOTING EACH OTHER! I KEEP GETTING NOTIFICATIONS BECAUSE OF YOU CUNTS!

Cheat fix your shit
Fuck off, Isara.

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The Flood / Re: LOL Look at this
« on: March 18, 2015, 06:15:49 PM »
Where doth one acquire such a dank beverage?
Esfahan Supermarket Ballards Lane, North Finchley.
Damn, that's only 4 miles north of where some of family lives (they live in Hampstead).

You should go to Hampstead, it's really, really nice there. But make sure to take the stairs up the Tube station, and not the elevator.



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God damn, I need to go back to London sometime soon. It's such a beautiful city...
Yeah it's pretty nice.
Not to visit anyone you nigger. I'm suggesting that because it's a nice neighborhood you would enjoy walking in. And it's one of the more affluent parts of the city.
No I mean I thought you were trying to get me to walk up 15 storeys of stairs.

I'll check it out.
Oh, I do mean for you to walk up fifteen stories of stairs. It's something you have to do at least once in your life.

I did it once. I was tired as hell by the end, but it was worth it and I felt good about myself afterwards.
HOLY SHIT FUCK OFF QUOTING EACH OTHER! I KEEP GETTING NOTIFICATIONS BECAUSE OF YOU CUNTS!

Cheat fix your shit
lol

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>2025
>still using Windows
>not using a GNU/Linux based operating system
>not having your loli waifu as your background with a tiling window manager
>MMXIV+I
>using linux
>being a nerd
GNU/Linux supports "free as in freedom" though. Why else do you think all the pedophiles on /g/ use it? You need to convert if you want to be saved by the lord and savior RMS.
But aren't the people on /g/ just the kind of pedos who settle for kids because they're too mega-nerd to ever get with a chick of even their standing?

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>2025
>still using Windows
>not using a GNU/Linux based operating system
>not having your loli waifu as your background with a tiling window manager
>MMXIV+I
>using linux
>being a nerd

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News / Re: LC promoted to Grandmaster Ninja
« on: March 18, 2015, 05:10:25 PM »
#coup'd'weeb2015

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Now the question is... is it worth upgrading from Windows 7?
Or rather: will we finally have something better than Windows 98?

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The Flood / Re: LOL Look at this
« on: March 18, 2015, 04:23:01 PM »
They misspelled Aryan.

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The Flood / Re: Windows 10 will be a free upgrade for EVERYONE
« on: March 18, 2015, 04:18:15 PM »
that's just dumb
Why do you care? Free W10 is a good thing.
well free windows 10 means that MS have to make their money another way so let's think. if they're trying to reach out to as many people as they can and they're giving away the software for free it obviously means ads everywhere.
Nah, they probably just won't include Office.

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The Flood / Re: Free Association Thread.
« on: March 18, 2015, 03:05:03 PM »
This thread has no deliberate discussion value.
So how is this different from any other threads you make?
MOTHER! FETCH THE IMAGE CAPTURING DEVICE!

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The Flood / Re: what is the best meat ouside of the basic ones?
« on: March 18, 2015, 02:46:13 PM »
If it's not in this image you're wrong

Those are all basic sushi meats..
exactly
ITT: Baha a basic bitch
I'm an expert TI-BASIC hacker you best back the fuck off I'll clear your ram mate
Ha! I'll just download more.

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The Flood / Re: what is the best meat ouside of the basic ones?
« on: March 18, 2015, 02:44:08 PM »
If it's not in this image you're wrong

Those are all basic sushi meats..
exactly
ITT: Baha a basic bitch

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The Flood / Re: What would it take for you to join the army?
« on: March 18, 2015, 02:41:28 PM »
Nothing. Our government is filled with greedy asshats and scum. Why would anybody want to be under contract with the US government when you could literally do anything else. And anybody who says your fighting for the country is delusional.

le debate meh i r atheist *tips tea cup/fedora*
I yearn for your nativity.

Everyone country is corrupt, lad. Get over it.
Well yeah, so why fight for them.
I could go into a huge discussion but I know how it'll turn out. Let Noelle do it or something.
Noelles banned and I got tired of those arguments years ago.

You're getting no help on this one.

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The Flood / Re: I turned my wood today.
« on: March 18, 2015, 02:34:57 PM »
Ooooh, pretty grain. Nice work, man.

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    pəˈtərnlˌizəm/
    noun
    noun: paternalism
        the policy or practice on the part of people in positions of authority of restricting the freedom and responsibilities of those subordinate to them in the subordinates' supposed best interest.

In other words, England.

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The Flood / Re: Getting drunk on a Tuesday night AMA me anything
« on: March 18, 2015, 12:43:47 PM »
Happy St. Patty's day everyone :^)
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Patty's
http://paddynotpatty.com/
Do you know why you're wrong?

I'll tell you why you're wrong.

I'll also tell you why we're right.

You ready?

It's...

Spoiler

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The Flood / Re: Evolve in A nutshell
« on: March 18, 2015, 12:30:48 PM »
*sigh*
I'll go tell Fugtrup to get on that...

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The Flood / Re: If Work has Taught Me One Thing...
« on: March 18, 2015, 12:29:04 PM »
OP is a racist shitbag who needs to check his own white privilege.

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The Flood / Re: TFW you fuck up colour files
« on: March 18, 2015, 12:27:22 PM »
Color*
You're in the UK. You follow our rules you stupid CUNT
Not his fault you idiots can't even speak English right.

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