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The Flood / Re: on today's episode of tumblr in action...
« on: March 20, 2015, 08:43:50 AM »
But you see, if you do it right, she's not bleeding all over you in rape.
Then you're not doing it right
Blood leaves evidence of a crime.
Stay smart stay free.
Unless your throw her in a volcano
Lets  be realistic, hogs are more cost effective.

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The Flood / Re: Pick one returns with vengeance
« on: March 20, 2015, 07:38:55 AM »
I got I've in my veins, man. I'll take the cold.

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The Flood / Re: on today's episode of tumblr in action...
« on: March 20, 2015, 07:37:08 AM »
But you see, if you do it right, she's not bleeding all over you in rape.
Then you're not doing it right
Blood leaves evidence of a crime.
Stay smart stay free.

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The Flood / Re: Why must astronomy be so expensive :,(
« on: March 20, 2015, 07:26:39 AM »
That's what you get for practicing a pseudoscience. sTARS aren't real.

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The Flood / Re: Do you like BBC?
« on: March 20, 2015, 07:16:18 AM »
No and no.
which did you think of first
Bongland Broadcasting of the Caliphate.

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The Flood / Re: Do you like BBC?
« on: March 20, 2015, 06:50:57 AM »
No and no.

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The Flood / Re: on today's episode of tumblr in action...
« on: March 20, 2015, 06:48:21 AM »
But you see, if you do it right, she's not bleeding all over you in rape.

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The Flood / Re: TRUFFLE BUTTER ON YOUR PUSSY
« on: March 20, 2015, 05:54:41 AM »
Aww, poor Dustin. He will be missed

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I'd sell myself on the street before I switch to a legit retail job.

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The Flood / Re: So the girl in front of me just took a snapchat of me
« on: March 19, 2015, 09:41:15 PM »
and this thread now consists of a gridlock

Whiteflame: lol ur butthurt

Midget: lol ur butthurt



rOCKETMAN's not a mod

let the butthurt continue.

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The Flood / Re: Which one of these intros is the best?
« on: March 19, 2015, 09:38:32 PM »
Nah, my dad loves western movies
I don't mind the ones with Clint Eastwood but some of the ones he watches with actors nobody knows are soooo damn boring like wow, who would watch this.
I could watch spaghetti westerns on AMC all fucking day, yo.
They're not on AMC. They're on some channels called El Rey Network and Sundance.
Sundance plays some good shit.

TCM is a good one too.

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The Flood / Re: Which one of these intros is the best?
« on: March 19, 2015, 09:34:44 PM »
Nah, my dad loves western movies
I don't mind the ones with Clint Eastwood but some of the ones he watches with actors nobody knows are soooo damn boring like wow, who would watch this.
I could watch spaghetti westerns on AMC all fucking day, yo.

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The Flood / Re: CAN IT B??
« on: March 19, 2015, 09:25:55 PM »
you want it you need it



need it to make you feel heated


shake it can't take it must break it

break it off ye wad I sey BIYTCH
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES GUILLOMEME

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The Flood / Re: CAN IT B??
« on: March 19, 2015, 08:03:23 PM »
>meme grips

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We still don't know the whole story,  because Zimmerman chose to be a wannabe cop that night and ended up killing someone because he decided to stalk them.

Trayvon was within his rights.  He was being stalked and felt threatened.
Yes, he had to right to beat someone because he "felt threatened"...

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Except it proves the law is not always correct. Especially since at the same time if this case a woman was arrested and sentenced to several years in prison for firing warning shots at her husband to protect herself. Yet Zimmerman killed somebody and walked. It's bullshit.
"Warning shots" are illegal and with good reason.
Firing into a threat when your life is in danger is not.

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The Flood / Re: OFFICIAL JENNY DEATH GENERAL DISCUSS JENNY DEATH
« on: March 19, 2015, 06:27:17 PM »


How can someone as edgy as you not listen to metal?
You stated the single worst metal band in history.

And don't start bringing up all the awards they've won, that's what a typical metallishit would do.

Uhhhh. Okay. I'm not even that massive of a fan of them anyway. I only like maybe 5 or 6 of their songs.
>I only like maybe 5 or 6 of their songs
>First recommendation

It was at RANDOM!

Fucking A man you really don't use your headmeat do you?
Why would you recommend a band at random though?

Probably because that's what I thought the general consensus may have wanted to hear, but I was really mistaken. I should have just mentioned Fear Factory first or Slipknot. Hell Cannable Corpse would have been a better option.
Cannibal Corpse is garbage

and Stone Sour is Corey's better band

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The Flood / Re: OFFICIAL JENNY DEATH GENERAL DISCUSS JENNY DEATH
« on: March 19, 2015, 05:51:30 PM »
You want some real music? Listen to Metallica.

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The Flood / Re: OFFICIAL JENNY DEATH GENERAL DISCUSS JENNY DEATH
« on: March 19, 2015, 05:43:32 PM »
>meme grips

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The Flood / Re: JENNY DEATH NOW
« on: March 19, 2015, 04:48:11 PM »
MEME GRIPS

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The Flood / Re: I really hate ugly people
« on: March 19, 2015, 04:43:55 PM »
Is something wrong with me.
Yes. It's called.......... being loaf.

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The Flood / Re: JENNY DEATH NOW
« on: March 19, 2015, 04:38:42 PM »

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The Flood / Re: So the girl in front of me just took a snapchat of me
« on: March 19, 2015, 04:16:27 PM »
UPDATE: I was talking to her about a word to describe a sick taste in someones mouth and while having the conversation and she took another photo of me, and I asked her if she was taking a photo of me and she said yeah, so it seems that it is not something negative.

LOL describing a sick taste in their mouth, and she takes a photo of you? You dipshit, she doesn't want the D, she's making fun of you. But you're one of the most egotistical posters I've ever seen so I'm not surprised you think it's a good thing lol

Have fun being the laughing stock.

I asked her a word to describe it you silly. Sorry that I am not a beta faggot like you that can't get his dick wet.
She needed the word to describe you to her friend.

That made no sense, I literally just said I asked her. Is everyone on here high today? And Grumpy?
If I was high I wouldn't be grumpy

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The Flood / Re: So the girl in front of me just took a snapchat of me
« on: March 19, 2015, 04:14:02 PM »
UPDATE: I was talking to her about a word to describe a sick taste in someones mouth and while having the conversation and she took another photo of me, and I asked her if she was taking a photo of me and she said yeah, so it seems that it is not something negative.

LOL describing a sick taste in their mouth, and she takes a photo of you? You dipshit, she doesn't want the D, she's making fun of you. But you're one of the most egotistical posters I've ever seen so I'm not surprised you think it's a good thing lol

Have fun being the laughing stock.

I asked her a word to describe it you silly. Sorry that I am not a beta faggot like you that can't get his dick wet.
She needed the word to describe you to her friend.

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The Flood / Re: So the girl in front of me just took a snapchat of me
« on: March 19, 2015, 04:03:47 PM »
She wanted to give the other girl a laugh so she photographed your shoes.


That makes no sense, if you are going to use a year old joke at least make it good.
While it being funny is up for debate, the joke itself is logically sound.

I stated already that I was seated and she was in front of me, implying she was also seated. There was no way that the way she took the picture she took had my shoes in them.
Open bottom chairs.

Checkmate.
They are not open bottom. Rekt.
Wow, that's gay.

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The Flood / Re: So the girl in front of me just took a snapchat of me
« on: March 19, 2015, 04:01:48 PM »
She wanted to give the other girl a laugh so she photographed your shoes.


That makes no sense, if you are going to use a year old joke at least make it good.
While it being funny is up for debate, the joke itself is logically sound.

I stated already that I was seated and she was in front of me, implying she was also seated. There was no way that the way she took the picture she took had my shoes in them.
Open bottom chairs.

Checkmate.

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The Flood / Re: So the girl in front of me just took a snapchat of me
« on: March 19, 2015, 03:48:59 PM »
She wanted to give the other girl a laugh so she photographed your shoes.


That makes no sense, if you are going to use a year old joke at least make it good.
While it being funny is up for debate, the joke itself is logically sound.

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