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The Flood / Re: what is the viscosity of your cum?
« on: March 22, 2015, 07:13:16 PM »
Who knows
did you want me to check? i can even help you get the sample?
but mommy said no
mhmm mummys.
she can be there too tbh
Fucking kill yourself.

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The Flood / Re: Good News Everyone!
« on: March 22, 2015, 06:51:21 PM »
Wonderful! When do I get to baptize it with freedom?

Never <.<

Spoiler
2030 when he's old enough to join the caliphate's legions
Hey now, there's no age requirement for the waterboarding table.

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The Flood / Re: Good News Everyone!
« on: March 22, 2015, 06:47:25 PM »
Wonderful! When do I get to baptize it with freedom?

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Gaming / Re: Japan did it again.
« on: March 22, 2015, 06:42:40 PM »
If someone makes a DFC mod I'll be all over it.

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The Flood / Re: WHIPSNAKE
« on: March 22, 2015, 06:28:43 PM »
I liked your old avatars better. Fuckface.
I like this one. I want that shirt.

Except maybe make it say daughter.

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The Flood / Re: what is the viscosity of your cum?
« on: March 22, 2015, 06:21:01 PM »
80w AeroShell.

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The Flood / Re: Going to the store
« on: March 22, 2015, 05:22:54 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Going to the store
« on: March 22, 2015, 04:07:11 PM »
Dew and doritos, duh.

I would rather go for some Xing if I would get an energy drink. And I don't really like Doritos, they make me feel fat.
I don't care what you bongistani fuckers say, Mt. Dew is not an energy drink. It's a soda.

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The Flood / Re: Going to the store
« on: March 22, 2015, 04:04:35 PM »
Dew and doritos, duh.

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The Flood / Re: Myths
« on: March 22, 2015, 03:29:02 PM »
That jet fuel melts steel beams.
I joined the damn army because of that.
Why didn't you do any tours in Iraq or Afghanistan?
my unit hasn't deployed since  an '08-'09  tour and the 2013 tour another unit was pulling numbers from us for had no lower enlisted slots for my job open.

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The Flood / Re: Myths
« on: March 22, 2015, 02:22:05 PM »
That jet fuel melts steel beams.
I joined the damn army because of that.

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The Flood / Re: I summon all the BritBongers of this domain
« on: March 22, 2015, 01:01:34 PM »
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN LADS
nah fam
BUT OUR LADY IS OUR HEART AND SOUL


Spoiler
How does the national anthem go again?
Like this
YouTube

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The Flood / Re: Anyone other Bongs on here from the West Midlands?
« on: March 22, 2015, 12:59:43 PM »
ITT: Bongs thinking they aren't all the same

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The Flood / Re: So what's so Great about Britain?
« on: March 22, 2015, 12:43:12 PM »


Who here speaks English?








Who here speaks McDonaldish?

Which, I might add, is a British name.
Yeah but you lot can't even speak English right.
But we can. That's why it's called English.
Irrelevant.
As are your farcical protests against the superiority of Great Britain
It's not a farce if it's true.

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Diyabakir, Turkey to Mosul, Iraq. 6 fucking hours you know. Nearly killed myself.
So your detonator failed?
Nah it was just boring as fuck
Jihad isn't always as exciting as the media makes it out to be.

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The Flood / Re: So what's so Great about Britain?
« on: March 22, 2015, 12:33:08 PM »

Who here speaks English?








Who here speaks McDonaldish?

Which, I might add, is a British name.
Yeah but you lot can't even speak English right.
But we can. That's why it's called English.
Irrelevant.

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The Flood / Re: So what's so Great about Britain?
« on: March 22, 2015, 12:17:23 PM »
Who here speaks English?








Who here speaks McDonaldish?

Which, I might add, is a British name.
Yeah but you lot can't even speak English right.

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Diyabakir, Turkey to Mosul, Iraq. 6 fucking hours you know. Nearly killed myself.
So your detonator failed?

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>cartoon network
[as] you fuckstick.

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The Flood / Re: post funny Craigslist ads
« on: March 22, 2015, 12:13:18 PM »


this one's too long
Gotta love the crazy shit you see listed from Philly...

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The Flood / Re: wut do I put as my personal message on my lock screen?
« on: March 22, 2015, 12:09:14 PM »

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Serious / Re: Cruz to Announce Presidential Run Monday
« on: March 22, 2015, 11:26:43 AM »
If anybody here can vote in the Republican primaries, please vote Bush or Walker &gt;.&gt;
We'll have to rely on Turkey to save us from the Ted "the Ruse" Cruz.

Times like these make me regret registering Libertarian.

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The Flood / Re: Upvote 4 upvote
« on: March 22, 2015, 11:22:44 AM »
I'm gonna downboot the whole thread.

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The Flood / Re: So what's so Great about Britain?
« on: March 22, 2015, 10:25:57 AM »
There's nothing "Great" about Britain anymore, especially considering it's already lost the last of it's empire in the late 40's, has been fighting for what little remains in Northern Ireland for the last 80 years and nearly lost Scotland last year.

That said, Britain did a decent job holding off the Luftwaffe in the Battle of Britain in '40 considering they were outnumbered and less experienced from the get-go, and still held them off with little support from stronk US.
Daily reminder that Poland saved England's ass in the skies.

Fucking Poland.

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The Flood / Re: So what's so Great about Britain?
« on: March 22, 2015, 10:22:49 AM »
Norway have expensive fucking burgers
That's the price of socialism.

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The Flood / Re: So what's so Great about Britain?
« on: March 22, 2015, 10:18:40 AM »
Ha ha funny.

It's just a name.

Like the United States of America, when you're not united you cant even unite to help out the blacks.


Racist fucks. Kill yourselves


Spoiler
No idea why its called Great Britain.
Blame the liberals. We were pretty damn united to keep them niggers oppressed before...

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