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Serious / Re: 13 year old struck by train
« on: March 25, 2015, 07:21:15 PM »
Now that I thought about it this kid had to be borderline deaf and retarded. Those horns on the trains are loud. Those things are able to carry on for miles. I live about 5 miles away from town and I'm able to hear the horn from one at that distance. Then for the retarded factor you would be able to feel the thing coming down the tracks at you. This kid had to have the worlds best shoe inserts or he was enjoying the vibrations.
I can throw a rock and hit a passing train. I don't even hear them anymore.

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The Flood / Re: Flood, I think I'm turning into a Britbong.
« on: March 25, 2015, 07:10:46 PM »
It's okay, just shoot a bullet for every cup of tea to maintain you Americanism.

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The Flood / Re: Another knife thread? Another knife thread.
« on: March 25, 2015, 07:07:05 PM »
das is actually cutlerylover

they look so similar
hey man
not all fat people look the same
we're not blacks.

But holy shit he's even missing front teeth!

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The Flood / Re: hot people post in this thread
« on: March 25, 2015, 06:49:07 PM »
so you're eleven, then
she's 12
I'm 9
i am too lets go out and be the coolest in school
Just saying, all the coolest people have older boyfriends to show how mature they are.
i can be mature
You'll have to prove it to all the other kids though

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The Flood / Re: Another knife thread? Another knife thread.
« on: March 25, 2015, 06:06:24 PM »
Bottom one is my everyday carry
It's pretty. What is it?

my brother decided to film a destruction test while batoning wood with it, he basically beat the shit out of it with a sledge hammer for around 2 weeks before the blade broke in half
lol

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The Flood / Re: Another knife thread? Another knife thread.
« on: March 25, 2015, 05:57:56 PM »
some of my shit from last year..

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got a new blade straight from the homeland of israel pictured on this satanic Jewish physics book

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the CS voyager still looks like shit, my other one is broken in half
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this condor is my son
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currently looking for that rust proof spyderco
lol, how'd you break the voyager?

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The Flood / Re: Another knife thread? Another knife thread.
« on: March 25, 2015, 05:29:38 PM »
Benchmade balisongs or bust.
reddit: the knife.
You wut?
YouTube

2mlg4me
But I've been doing that kind of stuff with balisong knives for like 8 years now.
Huh... and here I figured that if Canada banned balisongs then Europoors would have done so years ago.

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The Flood / Re: Who do you side with during the Sep7agon Civil War?
« on: March 25, 2015, 05:25:18 PM »

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The Flood / Re: The new F150 and the new Beatle are pretty sweet
« on: March 25, 2015, 05:22:40 PM »

Oooooooh, hatch beetle.

I like it.
Honestly, I kinda want one just to dink around town in.
I'd buy one just for the novelty of a five-banger.
They didn't go back to being rear engined though, did they? I always thought that was kinda cool.

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The Flood / Re: The new F150 and the new Beatle are pretty sweet
« on: March 25, 2015, 05:16:25 PM »

Oooooooh, hatch beetle.

I like it.

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The Flood / Re: According to the rules I cannot be banned for....
« on: March 25, 2015, 05:15:35 PM »
Aww shit son, he dun broke the system

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The Flood / Re: Another knife thread? Another knife thread.
« on: March 25, 2015, 05:12:47 PM »
Benchmade balisongs or bust.
reddit: the knife.

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The Flood / Another knife thread? Another knife thread.
« on: March 25, 2015, 05:07:56 PM »
Kitchen cutlery to utility tools to decorative pieces, has the Flood made any interesting purchases lately?

This little guy just came in today.
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That Spyderco logo always looks pretty cool. Let's open it up.
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Oooh, shiny. Now to do away with that pesky plastic wrap.
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And there we have the classic Spyderco look in the tiny and compact Honeybee model. If you're wondering how big it is, you're thinking wrong. You should be asking how small it is...
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AND HOW FUCKING CUTE IT IS! The honeybee is an adorable little 1.5inch folding utility knife with a folded length of about a key. Perfect for hanging on a keychain.
"But DAS, how is such a small blade of any use"
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Boxes everywhere will tremble in fear of this little guy.

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The Flood / Re: Who do you side with during the Sep7agon Civil War?
« on: March 25, 2015, 04:45:02 PM »
The Illumiatty, who orchestrates the chaos and rigs the war in preparation for a weaboo takeover.

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The Flood / Re: what the fuck
« on: March 25, 2015, 04:20:53 PM »
Secondclass confirmed fourteen

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The Flood / Re: Glock's commercial for the Glock 43
« on: March 25, 2015, 04:19:40 PM »
I'm surprised that the commercial didn't say GLOCK™ more, I mean after all it is a GLOCK™ brand GLOCK™ GLOCK™merical.

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The Flood / Re: The object on your left..
« on: March 25, 2015, 12:57:45 PM »
The girl sitting next to me

>_>

wat do
Throw her at the alien-zonbie-cyborgs.

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The Flood / Re: The object on your left..
« on: March 25, 2015, 12:50:47 PM »
>folding chair

FUCK YEAH!

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The Flood / Re: some of you post way too much
« on: March 25, 2015, 11:32:30 AM »
You mother posts on my dick too much.

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The Flood / Re: Just remember...
« on: March 25, 2015, 10:25:25 AM »
#density

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The Flood / Re: hot people post in this thread
« on: March 25, 2015, 10:20:51 AM »
I used to be a ten year old girl you loli lover.
yeah but now you're old and saggy.

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The Flood / Re: hot people post in this thread
« on: March 25, 2015, 10:11:30 AM »
OP can't even post here cause lolarabs
you have shit taste so I will disregard your opinion.
My taste is flawless.

Everyone who isn't Aryan or a ten year old girl needs to leave this thread.

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The Flood / Re: hot people post in this thread
« on: March 25, 2015, 09:55:41 AM »
OP can't even post here cause lolarabs

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The Flood / Re: Actually teary eyed. Top Gear UK is done.
« on: March 25, 2015, 09:54:22 AM »
NOOOOOOOO

Now where and I gonna get my Hammond fix?

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The Flood / Re: Cooler people post in this thread
« on: March 25, 2015, 07:23:26 AM »
#banflee
#saveourshitposting
#gottagofast

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