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The Flood / Re: What would you do if you woke up AS the opposite sex?
« on: March 26, 2015, 06:38:54 PM »
Kill myself. Life isn't worth living without my male privilege.

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You're bad at proportion aren't you?
The nameplates sit weird... like, really weird.

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The Flood / Re: Germanwings Co-Pilot a "big guy"
« on: March 26, 2015, 06:00:42 PM »
Y'all are just plane wrong, yo.

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Gaming / Re: Out of the Halo novels what ones are worth reading?
« on: March 26, 2015, 04:37:22 PM »
Harvest is the only good one.

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The Flood / Re: ^.^
« on: March 26, 2015, 03:42:58 PM »
Raiden > Thor
Raiden is a non-lifting gook.
You don't need to lift when you're the god of thunder

I bet he hasn't walked in the heart of the Sun, fought against a being made up of 1,000 gods, held the weight of twenty planets or maybe cracked a planet by punching someone else from afar.
Yeah but Thor gets killed by some bitch ass snake venom
A snake bigger than the Earth and could crush it with its grip.
still

Jormungandr

Not even a cool enemy like Fafnir. It's a big, stupid jelly- er, snake.

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The Flood / Re: ^.^
« on: March 26, 2015, 03:36:59 PM »
Raiden > Thor
Raiden is a non-lifting gook.
You don't need to lift when you're the god of thunder

I bet he hasn't walked in the heart of the Sun, fought against a being made up of 1,000 gods, held the weight of twenty planets or maybe cracked a planet by punching someone else from afar.
Yeah but Thor gets killed by some bitch ass snake venom

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Spoiler
atta boy, son. You were doing God's work.
the fuck is wrong with you?
a decent bit, some would say.
I'd probably argue against them though.

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Serious / Re: "We need more guns in the US!!"
« on: March 26, 2015, 10:24:42 AM »
>Florida

This is why firearm safety needs to be a more prevalent thing in American gun culture.

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The Flood / Re: You know, I just realized something.
« on: March 26, 2015, 08:56:12 AM »
What's wrong with quality over quantity

Apparently RA thought I was being and I quote "fucking ridiculous" because I didn't want Arky and Roman to join. I wanted high class and high quality people like the ones we had in our group before it fell apart after B.next.
But Arky is quality people.

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The Flood / Re: Who do you side with during the Sep7agon Civil War?
« on: March 26, 2015, 08:52:53 AM »
the weebs. we have the power of the anime protagonist. you actually cant win against us
whoo-hoo! Plot armor!

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The Flood / Re: Actually teary eyed. Top Gear UK is done.
« on: March 26, 2015, 08:07:43 AM »
Did anyone actually watch the show for anything other than the challenges?

I sure didn't.
The cast was funny.

Well, I more meant did anyone actually watch it for the cars?
Not solely.

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The Flood / Re: Thomas the Tank Engine
« on: March 26, 2015, 08:06:59 AM »
Fuckin railway management are the NorKs man. FUCKING GOOK SHITS

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The Flood / Re: Actually teary eyed. Top Gear UK is done.
« on: March 26, 2015, 08:02:47 AM »
Did anyone actually watch the show for anything other than the challenges?

I sure didn't.
The cast was funny.

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That's pretty fucked up... I can't remember the last time there was a pilot suicide involving commercial airlines in the news.

Spoiler
atta boy, son. You were doing God's work.

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The Flood / Re: Chat Thread (Wednesday & Thursday)
« on: March 26, 2015, 07:46:36 AM »
I'm currently typing this on the toilet.

Discuss.
Do you ever fap while pooping?

i fapped after pooping before
So you've never fapped while the poop is still coming out of your butt?

nope

have you?
....no

interesting

did you ever cum and piss at the same time?

That's impossible. No one can do that.

Maybe. But in this chat thread we will chat about it.

Okay? Even though it can't actually be done? Because right after cumming, you'd have to wait at least 15 minutes before you can take a piss, and if it's right after pissing, you'd have to play with it some more just to cum.
I dunno... 15 minutes seems like a stretch.

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The Flood / Re: why do so many people have problems with trannies
« on: March 26, 2015, 07:44:00 AM »
Usually, transmissions are a fucking pain in the ass to work on when they break. Especially in newer vehicles since the engines are bogged down with more computers and electronics than actual engine.
Yeah... I don't touch automatics from the 70's. I wouldn't even consider messing with a modern one.

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The Flood / Re: why do so many people have problems with trannies
« on: March 26, 2015, 07:42:39 AM »
If I was trans I'd change my name to Amanda. Get it.

A-man-duh

10 points if you get it
Friends is a show people watch.
YEAH BUT NOT A LOT OF PEOPLE ANYMORE FAGGOT
Plenty of people watch the re-runs on afternoon TV.
Faggot.

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The Flood / Re: Oh my god guys, I found nudes of S/ash
« on: March 25, 2015, 10:38:06 PM »
why do star wars fans hate jar jar

We hate Jar Jar because he's a fucking annoying racist stereotype.
What?

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The Flood / Re: A symphony of justice!
« on: March 25, 2015, 10:23:47 PM »
YouTube

I rather like this one.

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The Flood / Re: why do so many people have problems with trannies
« on: March 25, 2015, 10:20:33 PM »
Some people take the "grind it 'till you find it" philosophy for actual advice.

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The Flood / Re: Oh my god guys, I found nudes of S/ash
« on: March 25, 2015, 09:20:51 PM »
You god damn kike loving race traitors
STOP VOTING AGAINST PADME

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The Flood / Re: The BEST Root Beer ever?
« on: March 25, 2015, 09:10:04 PM »

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The Flood / Re: ALL I DO IS WIN WIN WIN NO MATTA' WHAT
« on: March 25, 2015, 08:47:38 PM »
>black humanoids

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The Flood / Re: its already tornado time in Oklahoma
« on: March 25, 2015, 08:11:27 PM »
>living in areas predisposed to extreme weather

See now, this is why I think Southerners, Californians, and people living on shorelines are fucking dumb.
Lol better than your biggest threat being crashing into an Amish carriage
At least I'll live... until the Amish mafia comes for me.

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The Flood / Re: its already tornado time in Oklahoma
« on: March 25, 2015, 08:04:28 PM »
>living in areas predisposed to extreme weather

See now, this is why I think Southerners, Californians, and people living on shorelines are fucking dumb.

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The Flood / Re: Glock's commercial for the Glock 43
« on: March 25, 2015, 07:41:37 PM »
There are adverts for guns? Lolwut
there are adverts for everything brah

I guess bongs wouldn't be used to it. Much like there wouldn't be condom adverts in Saudi Arabia, I wouldn't expect gun adverts in Britain. British shooters are a much more niche market and, because of the difficulty of obtaining guns in Britain, tend to be much more dedicated hobbyists that don't really need advertisements.
Other than on the Outdoors channel, I don't think I've ever seen commercials for firearms or firearm accessories.

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The Flood / Re: Does anybody else have annoying eyes
« on: March 25, 2015, 07:23:04 PM »
20/15 vision, yo.

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