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The Flood / Re: Men are rapist pigs, all women are victims.
« on: March 29, 2015, 02:59:46 PM »
the only rapist i see here is Azure....
Women are incapable of committing rape.

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The Flood / Re: Rape is wrong.
« on: March 29, 2015, 02:47:59 PM »
When you're too dumb to think of something that's actually clever, just resort to saying offensive stuff at random.



Faggots burn in hell.

Women deserve to be raped.
But the act of satirizing the republican party takes a decent bit of intelligence... otherwise we'd actually be republicans.

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The Flood / Re: Men are rapist pigs, all women are victims.
« on: March 29, 2015, 02:43:21 PM »
Its not my fault women always agree on rape when they scream no


brb getting Azure
Spoiler
FUCK
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Hello.

20 cm?

Is that the length of the poll that's going into his ass?
not his ass, my dear



I don't think the other hole is anywhere near large enough to accommodate a pole of that size.
Astroglide and elbow grease work wonders.

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The Flood / Re: Rape is wrong.
« on: March 29, 2015, 02:34:33 PM »
I always tell ladies when I think someone's slipped something into their drink. That way they don't suspect me of doing it later.

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The Flood / Re: Ayyy
« on: March 29, 2015, 02:31:47 PM »
Oh cali...

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The Flood / Re: Men are rapist pigs, all women are victims.
« on: March 29, 2015, 02:21:41 PM »
Its not my fault women always agree on rape when they scream no

You're an idiot. No means no.

Actually "no" means "try harder"

And people wonder why we have radfems on this planet.

Because they weren't raped enough?
We should embark on an epic quest to fix that.

The Epic of Radfem Rapists: Enforcing the Patriarchy, One Rape at at Time
Huzzah! Who shall join us?!

Who knows, anybody that doesn't join will be raped anyway
I think I like your thinking there

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The Flood / Re: Men are rapist pigs, all women are victims.
« on: March 29, 2015, 02:20:02 PM »
Its not my fault women always agree on rape when they scream no

You're an idiot. No means no.

Actually "no" means "try harder"

And people wonder why we have radfems on this planet.

Because they weren't raped enough?
We should embark on an epic quest to fix that.

The Epic of Radfem Rapists: Enforcing the Patriarchy, One Rape at at Time
Huzzah! Who shall join us?!

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The Flood / Re: Men are rapist pigs, all women are victims.
« on: March 29, 2015, 02:11:15 PM »
Its not my fault women always agree on rape when they scream no

You're an idiot. No means no.

Actually "no" means "try harder"

And people wonder why we have radfems on this planet.

Because they weren't raped enough?
We should embark on an epic quest to fix that.

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The Flood / Re: What if you met Sep7agons Trolls and Shit Posters IRL?
« on: March 29, 2015, 02:10:17 PM »
"The year is 2515; humans can only communicate through increasingly garbled copy-pasta. A man approaches and says "ire: ███ 10 stroke dick ff ☑ EKT ☾ ☆ ¸. ?" In confusion, I reply "AT ASCII ຈل͜ل͜ຈຈ༽༽ノノ HA ʙᴏʟᴀ ヽ༼ಢ_ ♌ ❛ั∗)◞ TUCK F (◡‿◡✿)". This is the world we have wrought."

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The Flood / Re: women deserve to be raped
« on: March 29, 2015, 02:06:23 PM »
It's a victimless crime if the person affected is too young to later remember it.

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The Flood / Re: Men are rapist pigs, all women are victims.
« on: March 29, 2015, 02:05:16 PM »
Remember everyone: Yes means yes, no matter how many nos follow it.

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The Flood / Re: nothing is ever on fire
« on: March 29, 2015, 12:25:12 PM »
But ryle

The kettle is on top of the fire

But Sad Toob 2X

The flamethrower is built around the fire.
It's all around us.

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The Flood / Re: nothing is ever on fire
« on: March 29, 2015, 12:18:02 PM »
But ryle

The kettle is on top of the fire

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The Flood / Re: Kids Choice Awards is a joke.
« on: March 29, 2015, 10:56:03 AM »
I dislike how in most "choice" type of awards nobody asks my opinion, and the people whose opinion counts is usually backed with swag related to what they chose. Why can't I also get some swag? Isn't my opinion enough for sempai?

Yes it is
But it's not.
shut up dad, I can believe in my FREE SPEECH
But you're English, son.
You should ask Septy on that one.
Sorry, you're Irish. How could I forget.

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The Flood / Re: Kids Choice Awards is a joke.
« on: March 29, 2015, 10:48:48 AM »
I dislike how in most "choice" type of awards nobody asks my opinion, and the people whose opinion counts is usually backed with swag related to what they chose. Why can't I also get some swag? Isn't my opinion enough for sempai?

Yes it is
But it's not.
shut up dad, I can believe in my FREE SPEECH
But you're English, son.

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The Flood / Re: Kids Choice Awards is a joke.
« on: March 29, 2015, 10:38:50 AM »
I dislike how in most "choice" type of awards nobody asks my opinion, and the people whose opinion counts is usually backed with swag related to what they chose. Why can't I also get some swag? Isn't my opinion enough for sempai?

Yes it is
But it's not.

24017
"ignant" is cultural appropriation.
Check your privilege, white scum.

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The Flood / Re: FMA is the only anime I ever watched
« on: March 29, 2015, 09:16:58 AM »
That part was weird when I was a youngin.

Spoiler
Spoiler

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But it doesn't seem that bad

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It's serialized never ending shonen, it never seems that bad at first. Hell even Naruto had a pretty strong story up until the end of the Wave Country arc.

Make a thread asking the weebs for recommendations and list the kinds of things you like. They'll probably spit out a bunch of shit, some of them might to little descriptions so you know what you're getting into.
That's why you don't ask weebs for recs. They just throw lists titles at you

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The Flood / Re: Just got hit by a motorcycle, AMA
« on: March 29, 2015, 08:42:15 AM »
Why didn't you just throw a rock at the guy with his high beams on?

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This deserves a round of applause.

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The Flood / Re: YO FLEE
« on: March 28, 2015, 03:38:28 PM »
He's gunshy.

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The Flood / Re: Is this where all the cool floodians are posting now?
« on: March 28, 2015, 11:53:41 AM »

I think I was banned again on bungie so I'm a refugee until further notice.
How does one even manage that nowadays?
i posted an educational video on how Denmark uses topless women to control traffic. There was no censoring or anything and yes you could see tits in the YouTube thumbnail. It's outrageous. If it was a video of topless men, I wouldn't be on this shitty site. But noooooo fucking people and their double standards decide that posting nonsexual videos of topless women is a bannable offence.
Good, good, further the will of the patriarchy, young one.

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The Flood / Re: Is this where all the cool floodians are posting now?
« on: March 28, 2015, 11:14:08 AM »
I think I was banned again on bungie so I'm a refugee until further notice.
How does one even manage that nowadays?

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The Flood / Re: The mods aren't online so post loli pics.
« on: March 28, 2015, 11:09:34 AM »
I know this is a bit of a necro-bump, but I found this gem and felt I needed to post it.



Then why even live?

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The Flood / Re: Is it gay if....
« on: March 28, 2015, 10:27:47 AM »
You guys are weird. Why would you want to suck your own dick?
Because we haven't been able to find someone else willing to.
Brah, if I can, anyone can.

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The Flood / Re: Remember Flood, bananas need protected to.
« on: March 28, 2015, 09:58:15 AM »
That's like the anti anti-rape device to counter those vagina claws women use.
And it's even ribbed!

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The Flood / Re: Do construction workers have good unions?
« on: March 28, 2015, 09:16:18 AM »
Hell yes.

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The Flood / Re: Lets pretend to be tween girls
« on: March 28, 2015, 09:00:25 AM »
For me, and I think for Das too, it's the anxiety stuff that makes it painful. It hits a little too close to home at times with that stuff >.>
Yeah I thought it was something like that.
Indeed >.>

Thankfully it's not so bad anymore, it was just particularly unpleasant during 2012/13/Early 14. Now I just get a little bit wary/anxious rather than full on crawl under the table and breathe into a paper bag sort of panic >.>
haha

yo faget
There are those who think little of you.
That's awfully wordy for a short joke.

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Serious / Re: Should women be officers and prisons guards?
« on: March 28, 2015, 08:58:38 AM »
Sandtrap, thing is, I'm going to wager that you don't know how you fight. Chances are, any convict that's gonna start trouble has most likely been in a scrap or two.

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The Flood / Re: Lets pretend to be tween girls
« on: March 28, 2015, 07:09:43 AM »
YouTube

trigger warning pls
Psy and myself will appreciate.


It's too late, already triggered ;-;
I looked it up on YouTube and I was watching a minute past the opening. That anime does seem like it would be funny.
It is pretty funny, it's also quite painful to watch >.>
A mixture of cringe/horror for certain stuff and then an unpleasantly accurate portrayal of anxiety for others <.<
For the average person its just going to just be cringe based comedy...
But then there's us.

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