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23851
« on: March 31, 2015, 03:48:38 PM »
I bets it's Kinder, back for his revenge.
Ladies and gentlemen, farewell, for now, and I'll see you in the Sarlacc's stomach.
23852
« on: March 31, 2015, 02:38:29 PM »
Orange light?
23853
« on: March 31, 2015, 01:53:54 PM »
Dating women older than fourteen is disgusting.
yeah but an older women will fuck you and then cook you something nice to eat
Nope. Thanks to feminism, women didn't grow up in the kitchen and therefore are no longer the masterful cooks that they were in the 50's.
23854
« on: March 31, 2015, 01:51:14 PM »
Dating women older than fourteen is disgusting.
23855
« on: March 31, 2015, 01:36:00 PM »
*draws 1911*
I think you mean *Unsheath 1911*
*unzips 1911*
It says 1911 but all I really see is 9/11.
.45ACP can't penetrate steel beams.
23856
« on: March 31, 2015, 01:34:34 PM »
Yeah, what a day. I'm writhing here in pain, coughing up God knows what, it's snowing on the last day of March, and fucking ResLife never got the form my doctor faxed at the beginning of the month.
You guys are getting snow? Lucky... It's just dreary and windy here.
It's snowing back home, too.
In Thorpe?
*looks out window*
This is fucking gay.
You sure you looked out a window and not in a mirror?
I don't own mirrors. Or scales They tend to anger me.
23857
« on: March 31, 2015, 01:14:08 PM »
How did this thread get this long? Isn't the only response to this thread "duh"?
NO
THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT INFORMATION THAT NOBODY KNOWS ABOUT
RAPE IS BAD GUYS
DID YOU KNOW THAT?
RAPE IS BAD!
It's not worse than being a genocidal maniac.
Hitler did nothing wrong.
23858
« on: March 31, 2015, 01:10:31 PM »
Yeah, what a day. I'm writhing here in pain, coughing up God knows what, it's snowing on the last day of March, and fucking ResLife never got the form my doctor faxed at the beginning of the month.
You guys are getting snow? Lucky... It's just dreary and windy here.
It's snowing back home, too.
In Thorpe? *looks out window* This is fucking gay.
23859
« on: March 31, 2015, 01:07:23 PM »
*draws 1911*
I think you mean *Unsheath 1911*
*unzips 1911*
23860
« on: March 31, 2015, 01:06:23 PM »
Yeah, what a day. I'm writhing here in pain, coughing up God knows what, it's snowing on the last day of March, and fucking ResLife never got the form my doctor faxed at the beginning of the month.
You guys are getting snow? Lucky... It's just dreary and windy here.
23861
« on: March 31, 2015, 12:50:50 PM »
Behead any infidels today, brother?
23862
« on: March 31, 2015, 12:48:07 PM »
I would vote for them.
23863
« on: March 31, 2015, 12:42:52 PM »
shakira hips dont lie
I'd tell you to kill yourself it I think it's losing its effect.
23864
« on: March 31, 2015, 12:36:10 PM »
But OP
My blood is that of the Übermensch
23865
« on: March 31, 2015, 12:33:31 PM »
Britbongistan. Bear in mind both of my mother's parents are American.
FUCKEN IMMGRANTS
DEY TERK ER JERBS.
23866
« on: March 31, 2015, 10:30:24 AM »
Instead of focusing on what the car does, hire people who know how to design cars because god damn that thing is probably the ugliest object I have ever laid eyes on.
this, so much, that thing that is in the OP is NOT a car, it's an abomination.
It's pretty awesome looking.
I looks like it would handle like a paper airplane though.
23867
« on: March 31, 2015, 09:53:24 AM »
>tfw you keep flooding the setlist with not as popular nirvana songs in the hopes that your bandmates will go "hey, we have too much nirvana" and you can convince them to drop Rape Me but they never say it so you end up with six fucking nirvana songs throughout your setlist
I don't know how to interpret this feel.
23868
« on: March 31, 2015, 09:47:02 AM »
so is pc instead of % a British thing, or...
23869
« on: March 31, 2015, 09:07:02 AM »
Blame Verbatim for the snake coming to be.
wut 
A certain alt on b.old would never have been created if not for some shenanigans of his. And without that alt, I never would have made this coup and without that, there would be no snake here today. So remember to thank Verb.
23870
« on: March 31, 2015, 08:28:39 AM »
but door
muh 45
punch through anything
filthy commies go home
23871
« on: March 31, 2015, 08:27:00 AM »
ROLL THAT BOYPUSSY
roll that kill yourself.
23872
« on: March 31, 2015, 08:26:34 AM »
Blame Verbatim for the snake coming to be.
23873
« on: March 31, 2015, 08:24:10 AM »
I saw that on the front page the other day too.
23874
« on: March 31, 2015, 08:22:27 AM »
what if i told you
satan put it there
Along with the Dinosaurs.
and black people.
23875
« on: March 31, 2015, 08:21:56 AM »
From. A. Mile. Away.
freefall from 2500 into a lake. Got it. I'll find a pilot.
23876
« on: March 31, 2015, 08:20:02 AM »
Can we drop you in a lake instead?
23877
« on: March 31, 2015, 08:18:20 AM »
fuckin weebs.
23878
« on: March 31, 2015, 08:17:57 AM »
what if i told you
satan put it there
23879
« on: March 30, 2015, 10:44:10 PM »
>serious
23880
« on: March 30, 2015, 10:25:59 PM »
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