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Messages - DAS B00T x2
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23791
« on: April 01, 2015, 07:32:15 PM »
Private transfer or something?
Apparenty its a manufactorer thing. How that happened, idk.
So... FN fucked up?
23792
« on: April 01, 2015, 07:30:30 PM »
Private transfer or something?
23793
« on: April 01, 2015, 05:39:41 PM »
Am I the answer to the question?
23794
« on: April 01, 2015, 05:14:18 PM »
Wait... what the fuck would the gay guy do?
23795
« on: April 01, 2015, 05:13:19 PM »
i once found an encyclopedia in the library that had boobs on one page and i showed all my friends and i had to eat the biscuit
I had to eat the biscuit
i had to eat the biscuit
wut
You never played that game with your friends?
23796
« on: April 01, 2015, 04:54:00 PM »
Great, now I'm gonna get banned for calling people newfoman™s
23797
« on: April 01, 2015, 04:45:01 PM »
I don't remember.
Jeeze you fags. I can track down the exact video I fapped to
I don't even think I fapped to porn until long after I had started fapping semi-regularly.
23798
« on: April 01, 2015, 04:44:03 PM »
Don't we have an international ban on orbital based weapons platforms?
I don't see satellites having any more of a role than communications, guiding, and tracking relays.
23799
« on: April 01, 2015, 04:22:22 PM »
Only if it really stretches the minimum post box.
23800
« on: April 01, 2015, 01:45:41 PM »
Some Audrey Bitoni porn
eww, silicon
23801
« on: April 01, 2015, 01:42:16 PM »
I perfectly understood that story.
Holy fuck, you guys are retarded.
23802
« on: April 01, 2015, 01:41:45 PM »
Oh look, an Elegiac thread
Thread is an overstatement.
what is more suitable?
I don't know, but when I do, I'll tell you.
23803
« on: April 01, 2015, 01:40:28 PM »
Oh look, an Elegiac thread
Thread is an overstatement.
23804
« on: April 01, 2015, 01:39:15 PM »
Man, I can't fucking remember ten years ago...
Fapping to loli has destroyed your memory.
Nonsense. It keeps me young.
23805
« on: April 01, 2015, 01:36:50 PM »
Man, I can't fucking remember ten years ago...
23806
« on: April 01, 2015, 01:21:59 PM »
FUCKING KILL YOURSELF
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mm das mommy wants you to cuddle in bed with her
DRINK BLEACH YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE
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« on: April 01, 2015, 01:14:53 PM »
FUCKING KILL YOURSELF
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23808
« on: April 01, 2015, 11:29:34 AM »
Too bad America time is the only time that matters.
23809
« on: April 01, 2015, 10:32:47 AM »
What if OP is actually Google?
23810
« on: April 01, 2015, 10:10:32 AM »
But Ryle, haven't you noticed how we've never seen Cheat and al-Baghdadi together at the same time?
23811
« on: April 01, 2015, 09:59:39 AM »
Ylvis a shit
23812
« on: April 01, 2015, 09:58:45 AM »
Yeah, only a couple of days ago, it was record high temperature here for March. Which can get pretty freaking hot since I'm living in California.
I'm so looking forward to it cooling off here.
Oh come on, we both know that'll never happen here. California's like a goddamn furnace any season of the year.
Oh come on, no it isn't.
I live in the god damn desert and it's not even close to hot. Even summer isn't that hot. Want to bitch about hot? Spend a week at the River in July.
You low-landers don't know what Hot is.
The fuck is the River?
Colorado River. Anywhere along the California-Arizona border.
Not only is it humid from the water, it's also 95 at night.
Good lord... Why do people choose to live in such hellish places?
23813
« on: April 01, 2015, 07:35:09 AM »
Probably, considering he was of Welsh blood and born in the Valley of Fornication with Bovines.
23814
« on: April 01, 2015, 07:21:26 AM »
A composite bow? Wtf I got lucky compared to most of yas.
that actually sounds extremely hard to pull off in a manner that isn't excruciatingly painful and involves dying over time from prolonged blood loss.
23815
« on: April 01, 2015, 06:57:27 AM »
Coffee cup... I suppose I could try drowning with the coffee, but if that fails, the bludgeoning is going to take a very long time.
I'm sure you'd stroke out from all the exercise
I'd be more concerned about dehydration. If I'm beating myself with the cup for a day what is there to drink?
23816
« on: April 01, 2015, 06:43:21 AM »
WWII Russia, easily.
23817
« on: April 01, 2015, 06:42:21 AM »
God damn newfoman™s never read Gone With the Blastwave...
23818
« on: April 01, 2015, 06:40:41 AM »
Coffee cup... I suppose I could try drowning with the coffee, but if that fails, the bludgeoning is going to take a very long time.
23819
« on: April 01, 2015, 05:47:14 AM »
I'd believe it.
23820
« on: April 01, 2015, 05:45:42 AM »
How does it feel to recycle Kinder's jokes?
How does it feel to know I've never seen one of kinders posts?
Why are you so new?
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