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The Flood / Re: SR-869 South is literally bae
« on: April 02, 2015, 02:14:53 PM »


when i would be in Northern VA, there was a smooth and curvy backroad alongside some old farmland that I would rocket down

I knew every corner by heart and more than once i would get in a little chase with the occasional 911 or 350z

people always looked at me funny at the stop sign to get off the road because I was like 17 at the time and they were always in their 30s or 40s

I'm sure the 911's were top dogs
they always lost to me because I knew the roads better

I drove on that road 300 times, easily

Nice, what were you driving at the time?
my SRT-6 of course

This is respectable
a 911 is probably better but honestly my SRT-6 is like about as hipster as it gets so it wins

911's are as good as the driver is
i think if i could have a drivers car i would choose a gtr even though its generic
You know how to make it not generic?

LS3 swap.
and then put the turbos back on
aw shit son
yeah

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The Flood / Re: I have jury duty
« on: April 02, 2015, 02:10:32 PM »
"Yes, sir, I am incredibly racist"

No more jury duty!

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The Flood / Re: SR-869 South is literally bae
« on: April 02, 2015, 02:08:44 PM »


when i would be in Northern VA, there was a smooth and curvy backroad alongside some old farmland that I would rocket down

I knew every corner by heart and more than once i would get in a little chase with the occasional 911 or 350z

people always looked at me funny at the stop sign to get off the road because I was like 17 at the time and they were always in their 30s or 40s

I'm sure the 911's were top dogs
they always lost to me because I knew the roads better

I drove on that road 300 times, easily

Nice, what were you driving at the time?
my SRT-6 of course

This is respectable
a 911 is probably better but honestly my SRT-6 is like about as hipster as it gets so it wins

911's are as good as the driver is
i think if i could have a drivers car i would choose a gtr even though its generic
You know how to make it not generic?

LS3 swap.

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The Flood / Re: This years Darwin Award goes to
« on: April 02, 2015, 02:07:25 PM »

The fox posted something from Fox News. Elegiac will be drawn to this thread like a pedo to a daycare. Three foxes. A triangle has three sides. Illuminati confirmed.
He agreed to fuck off, i like foxes but hate furfags who want to bang foxes
And I dislike people who distort the truth. I've had a few tiffs with brats on here who like to do that, don't be another.

marines are always assholes, even the rest of us in the military dont like them
What branch?
Army
Ew. All the best with that. You're safe now, I just lost all interest in you.

bro what you said was just fucking disrespectful.
That's relative to how non-violent you are, but... should I sing the star-spangled banner to make it up to you?
stop quoting me and just fuck already. It's like I've got front row seats to dramacon.
~wisdom


The only hard thing you're fighting is OP's dick.

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The Flood / Re: My five-seven has been seized.
« on: April 02, 2015, 02:03:37 PM »
Okay. Give me a real world example of another object that a company would seize from me. Hang on a sec. There's none that I own that could be seized. And even if they did, everything I own could all be bought back. They could literally walk up to me and take my truck for whatever reason and I would go out and find another.
How hopelessly defeatist...

Spoiler
1,100 is nothing brute.
Yeah... no.

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It's practically toilet paper in regards to spending money. And if you're upset about selling your collection then go out there, pick a fucking job and get your money back.
Yeah... it's not.

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And you already spent that money so it's already technically gone.
It never really went anywhere, the wealth was simply transferred into an investment in the form of a firearm.
Spoiler
You took that money, and gave it away so why should you suddenly feel cheated of your money when you already gave it away willingly in the first place?
U wot m8?
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Shit breaks. Shit can be faulty made. That gun of yours that was taken could break down one day and technically you'd be in the exact same position.
Except that didn't happen, and what's broken can (usually) be fixed, unless your pistol decides to fucking glocknade.

Spoiler
It's 1000 fucking dollars. Give me a break. If you want to cry foul about ripoffs turn your attention to mechanic garage prices.
Paying for specialized labor and equipment is a rip off?

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Long story short, you got your shit taken from you. Perhaps not broken but in concept it's the same affair anyway. Just like I had one bike stolen as a kid. One bike vandilized as a teen. A destroyed tranny in my truck. A deceased chainsaw engine.
"I can't have nice things so you can't either"
Spoiler
I spent the money knowing that at one point there was a possibility one day I'd no longer have the services of such items through whatever means.
This is the danger of taking "go with the flow" too extremely.

Quote
Pack your bags and move on.
SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED

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The Flood / Re: SR-869 South is literally bae
« on: April 02, 2015, 01:52:06 PM »

Straight roads are boring.
how well does your tank corner?
Quite well... for what it is. You have to have your entry just right for sharp turns at speed, but it'll shoot out just fine.

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The Flood / Re: SR-869 South is literally bae
« on: April 02, 2015, 01:40:32 PM »
Straight roads are boring.

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The Flood / Re: My five-seven has been seized.
« on: April 02, 2015, 01:39:20 PM »
It's a tube. It shoots metal projectiles at varying distances and speeds.
Exactly. That's why people like to have different firearms.

Some are better for sport shooting. Some for plinking away because that ammo's cheap as hell. Some are better for home defense and some are better for CC'ing.

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The Flood / Re: should I go to Calculus class or skip?
« on: April 02, 2015, 01:31:19 PM »
>skipping class
>in college
>ever

i used to skip class in high school on occasion, but i mean
it's money out of your pocket, dude
But I don't pay tuition
Wow, welfare queen.

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marines are always assholes, even the rest of us in the military dont like them
What branch?
Army
Deployed anywhere?
Afghanistan.
Thanks for your service.
Welcome

I demand irrefutable proof you're in the armed services, otherwise I'm calling Stolen Valor in this one

Sure thing
Spoiler
bald eagle middle finger reaction image... can confirm he's legit from that guys.

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The Flood / Re: My five-seven has been seized.
« on: April 02, 2015, 01:29:01 PM »

Ok here is the news. FN has to contact the ATF and obtain info on what happened. Meanwhile I am stuck in the dark with  money that has been taken from me and not returned to me.

How much was the gun?
$1,100

How many guns do you own?
10. Not including the five-seven.

Right.

Take 1 gun, that you really particularily enjoy as the tool it is.

Take the other 9. And fucking sell them.

Money back. Problem solved.
thats not how gun owners function

Then he's technically making an ass of himself by complaining that he's had money stolen from him and wasted when he owns 10 other guns.

Fuck, nevermind 9 guns. Take the 5 most expensive out of his stockpile and he'd have his money back.

Either sit the fuck down and accept that you already spent 1,100 dollars to add to a pile of guns that will otherwise never be used for their intended purpose as a tool except for only 1 of them at a time, or if he's so flustered about it then make a compromise and sell some excess.

Simple.
That would be offsetting his unfair losses, not getting his money back, since now he's lost the value of the other firearms.

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The Flood / Re: What's going on?
« on: April 02, 2015, 01:20:23 PM »
Send This To Ten Other [emoji128]Daddies[emoji128] Who Give You [emoji97]Cummies[emoji97] Or Never Get Called [emoji297]️Squishy[emoji297]️ Again[emoji777][emoji777][emoji51][emoji51][emoji777][emoji777] If You Get 0 Back: No Cummies For You [emoji724][emoji724][emoji49] 3 Back: You're Squishy[emoji297]️[emoji97] 5 Back: You're Daddy's Kitten[emoji77][emoji72][emoji97] 10+ Back: Daddy[emoji14][emoji14][emoji177][emoji177][emoji97][emoji104][emoji104]
Kill yourself.

Painfully.

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The Flood / Re: This years Darwin Award goes to
« on: April 02, 2015, 01:13:47 PM »
He was an hero, he's in heaven with Budd Dwyer now.
God, I can only hope to leave half the impression on my state that Budd did. What a great man.
A bloody mess on the wall?
an inspiring bloody mess. Can't forget that bit.
can i post the glorious gif or are the moderators too mangina for that stuff?
i dunno.
Try it in a marked spoiler tag.

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The Flood / Re: My five-seven has been seized.
« on: April 02, 2015, 01:11:02 PM »
Ok here is the news. FN has to contact the ATF and obtain info on what happened. Meanwhile I am stuck in the dark with  money that has been taken from me and not returned to me.
Hopefully they can resolve the issue in a way that lets you keep your firearm.

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The Flood / Re: This years Darwin Award goes to
« on: April 02, 2015, 01:08:42 PM »
He was an hero, he's in heaven with Budd Dwyer now.
God, I can only hope to leave half the impression on my state that Budd did. What a great man.
A bloody mess on the wall?
an inspiring bloody mess. Can't forget that bit.

23746
The Flood / Re: What will you be doing today
« on: April 02, 2015, 01:07:41 PM »
I think I'm gonna take a nap.

Maybe fap.

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The Flood / Re: This years Darwin Award goes to
« on: April 02, 2015, 01:06:02 PM »
He was an hero, he's in heaven with Budd Dwyer now.
God, I can only hope to leave half the impression on my state that Budd did. What a great man.

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The Flood / Re: Hash browns
« on: April 02, 2015, 12:56:03 PM »
Get the preformed wedge garbage the fuck out of here.


These are some motherfucking hash browns.

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The Flood / Re: Chat Thread (Wednesday — Whenever)
« on: April 02, 2015, 12:51:26 PM »
So Tru ISN'T a mod.

Interesting.
Now you two have something in common.

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The Flood / Re: This years Darwin Award goes to
« on: April 02, 2015, 12:50:19 PM »
it's the teacher's fault for letting them play such a violent game
it would be typical of liberals to ban chess
we need to ban windows too.

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The Flood / Re: Why Hasn't Elegiac Admitted That He's A Furry Yet?
« on: April 02, 2015, 12:49:02 PM »





I think the raves are finally starting to get to Ryle's head... it's time to slow down, son.
it sucks that more people from this site dont live near me because then i'd have more dank memers to trip out with
I don't hang out with 16 year olds.
kill yourself
I've tried.
try harder you fucking casual
I'll just take your daily serving of drugs and see if that gets to me.
or you could just drink a gallon of bleach to get it over with

I'm quite sure you did that in the past.

Everyone knows you're a basic bitch now.
i dont think you know what basic bitch means
I don't think you got the joke
your sense of humor is basically just reaction images and forced memes

you dont tell jokes
YouTube

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The Flood / Re: let's talk about prawns
« on: April 02, 2015, 12:48:00 PM »
23Those who go down to the sea in ships, Who do business on great waters;
24They have seen the works of the LORD, And His wonders in the deep.…

Every one of you non-seafood eating faggots are disappointing God and not getting into heaven.

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The Flood / Re: This years Darwin Award goes to
« on: April 02, 2015, 12:45:04 PM »
How do you die from falling one story?
It's all in the landing.

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The Flood / Re: Why Hasn't Elegiac Admitted That He's A Furry Yet?
« on: April 02, 2015, 12:42:10 PM »








It's like the thread is labeled 'Thread for Das and Raw Sugar to be in'
well they are both furries so of course
Ryle, how much cannabis have you injected today?
i just picked up yesterdays weed syringe and injected what was left in it
I see... You should know that I abhor furries and work to further the goal of eradicating the sick souls.
your working ethnic is not very good

sep7agon's furry population is increasing
I'm gathering them all here.

This is where they come to die.
ok verb
damn

you got me...

cunt

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The Flood / Re: This years Darwin Award goes to
« on: April 02, 2015, 12:41:17 PM »
Does it count as a darwin award if the apparently kid thought something would happen?

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The Flood / Re: Why Hasn't Elegiac Admitted That He's A Furry Yet?
« on: April 02, 2015, 12:37:51 PM »






It's like the thread is labeled 'Thread for Das and Raw Sugar to be in'
well they are both furries so of course
Ryle, how much cannabis have you injected today?
i just picked up yesterdays weed syringe and injected what was left in it
I see... You should know that I abhor furries and work to further the goal of eradicating the sick souls.
your working ethnic is not very good

sep7agon's furry population is increasing
I'm gathering them all here.

This is where they come to die.

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The Flood / Re: Why Hasn't Elegiac Admitted That He's A Furry Yet?
« on: April 02, 2015, 12:34:34 PM »




It's like the thread is labeled 'Thread for Das and Raw Sugar to be in'
well they are both furries so of course
Ryle, how much cannabis have you injected today?
i just picked up yesterdays weed syringe and injected what was left in it
I see... You should know that I abhor furries and work to further the goal of eradicating the sick souls.

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The Flood / Re: Why Hasn't Elegiac Admitted That He's A Furry Yet?
« on: April 02, 2015, 12:32:22 PM »

It's like the thread is labeled 'Thread for Das and Raw Sugar to be in'
well they are both furries so of course
Ryle, how much cannabis have you injected today?

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The Flood / Re: Why Hasn't Elegiac Admitted That He's A Furry Yet?
« on: April 02, 2015, 12:29:09 PM »

Why hasn't Das? Why hasn't Rinev? Why hasn't RC? Why hasn't Ushan?

I don't think I've ever actually denied it.
BEAR FUCKER

YouTube


Says the one that wanted to ride carriage not one week ago.
implying that we've changed position since then

di di mau!


jesus! What's even happening in here?
Our hourly dose of cringe.

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The Flood / Re: what the hell is a selfie stick
« on: April 02, 2015, 12:17:40 PM »
It's them damn Koreans trying to be Japan again.

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