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The Flood / Re: Cop runs over cop
« on: April 15, 2015, 07:25:52 PM »
Why would he be running in a straight line away from a car?
God, this writing is so bad.

The same reason why a fair number of people don't zig zag or move unpredictably when being shot at. Fear of death puts you into "From point A to point B" mode.
but cop
cop train things
things do stuff
stuff and things
stuff coral
thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiings

23192
Well we murked the Nazis
We helped but if anybody "murked" the Nazis it was the USSR. The Nazis were pretty much done with by 1944. D-Day just put the final nail in the coffin. If we "murked" anybody it was Japan.
Russia couldn't have functioned without Dodge and Studebaker trucks.

Trufact.

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The Flood / Re: Cop runs over cop
« on: April 15, 2015, 07:21:37 PM »
Why would he be running in a straight line away from a car?
God, this writing is so bad.

23194
The Flood / Re: Cop runs over criminal
« on: April 15, 2015, 07:17:15 PM »
http://www.fox10phoenix.com/story/28814069/2015/04/15/marana-pd-issues-report-in-case-where-officer-hit-suspect

Quote
Policing experts on Wednesday called the officer's tactics unconventional and even outrageous, but justified, given the circumstances.

Yep, I love this state.
They did nothing wrong.

23195
Of the main parties the tories are the least shit, but they want to carve up the NHS so for that they can get fucked.
You mean should be praised.
no
And they want to kill wildlife



Think of the bunnies Psy!
Bunnies are tasty.

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The Flood / Re: Post bad edgy music ITT
« on: April 15, 2015, 06:59:27 PM »
I can't even cut myself to this.
Your thread is bad and you should feel bad.
but you can shoot brown people to it, thats pretty edgy
Uhh... that's not edgy, that's standard operating procedure.
Another joke goes over your head...
No, like, this is America. We shoot brown people for fun in our own neighborhoods.

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Of the main parties the tories are the least shit, but they want to carve up the NHS so for that they can get fucked.
You mean should be praised.

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The Flood / Re: Post bad edgy music ITT
« on: April 15, 2015, 06:56:46 PM »
I can't even cut myself to this.
Your thread is bad and you should feel bad.
but you can shoot brown people to it, thats pretty edgy
Uhh... that's not edgy, that's standard operating procedure.

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The Flood / Re: Post bad edgy music ITT
« on: April 15, 2015, 06:54:57 PM »
I can't even cut myself to this.
Your thread is bad and you should feel bad.

23200
The Flood / Re: Cop runs over criminal
« on: April 15, 2015, 06:52:10 PM »
I for one support this method of incapacitating criminals who have fired a stolen weapon.

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The Flood / Re: so can we now officially consider das an american icon
« on: April 15, 2015, 06:49:44 PM »
God, I wish I could have been as cute as Dzhokhar Tsarnaev,

#freedzokhar
#2cute2die
#couldajustbombeddisass

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What the hell does it matter if you're a patriot or not? It means literally nothing.
This is just sad.
Nationalism is bullshit.
No it isn't.
Yes it is. Think about all of the pointless wars and conflicts started in the name of nationalism.

And.... are there even any good things that nationalism has done? Ever?
Funded science.

>muh moon landing

And what exactly did putting a man on the moon accomplish? It's nice and all, but what did it really do?
Developed some pretty neat tech that's been furthered and improved upon in the decades following the space race.
Because of that international dick waving contest, we now have this...
Spoiler
I'm talking about the moon landing specifically.
As in those few specific minutes or the projects and research leading up to it?
Those few specific minutes.
Nothing in particular, other than proving the success of some pieces of equipment. 
But this is essentially judging the worth of a film solely by a 30 second reel of the climax, so I don't see where you're going here.

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The Flood / Re: Re: Ayy lmao
« on: April 15, 2015, 06:31:46 PM »
Thigh gaps are the shittiest fetish
No, old ladies are.

Actually I'd wager the shittiest fetish would be the shit fetish.
I understand coprophilia more than I understand Jim.

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What the hell does it matter if you're a patriot or not? It means literally nothing.
This is just sad.
Nationalism is bullshit.
No it isn't.
Yes it is. Think about all of the pointless wars and conflicts started in the name of nationalism.

And.... are there even any good things that nationalism has done? Ever?
Funded science.

>muh moon landing

And what exactly did putting a man on the moon accomplish? It's nice and all, but what did it really do?
Developed some pretty neat tech that's been furthered and improved upon in the decades following the space race.
Because of that international dick waving contest, we now have this...
Spoiler
I'm talking about the moon landing specifically.
As in those few specific minutes or the projects and research leading up to it?

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The Flood / Re: Re: Ayy lmao
« on: April 15, 2015, 06:29:34 PM »
Thigh gaps are the shittiest fetish
No, old ladies are.

23206
The Flood / Re: Drama
« on: April 15, 2015, 06:28:21 PM »
Fuck math, and the people who enjoy it.

23207
What the hell does it matter if you're a patriot or not? It means literally nothing.
This is just sad.
Nationalism is bullshit.
No it isn't.
Yes it is. Think about all of the pointless wars and conflicts started in the name of nationalism.

And.... are there even any good things that nationalism has done? Ever?
Funded science.

>muh moon landing

And what exactly did putting a man on the moon accomplish? It's nice and all, but what did it really do?
Developed some pretty neat tech that's been furthered and improved upon in the decades following the space race.
Because of that international dick waving contest, we now have this...
Spoiler

23208
The only anime I've ever watched is Naruto, and that's because my brother loves it. Recently I've been so damn bored and had nothing to do that he told me to watch them because there's a lot,  might do it because I've got nothing better to do anyway.
Holy fuck don't go near that shit.
If you want something to watch try Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood, Angel Beats, Eden of the East or Shingeki no Bahamut.

Spoiler
Brotherhood is 64 episodes of the action/adventure genre mainly, many more are encompassed though.
Angel Beats (13 eps) starts off with mystery but also falls into comedy.
Same for Eden (11), it starts off like the Bourne movies.
Bahamut (12) is a cool fantasy adventure that you'd probably like if you enjoy fantasy.

Brotherhood is the only one worth watching if you can't handle subtitles however.
angel beats a shit.

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What the hell does it matter if you're a patriot or not? It means literally nothing.
This is just sad.
Nationalism is bullshit.
No it isn't.
Yes it is. Think about all of the pointless wars and conflicts started in the name of nationalism.

And.... are there even any good things that nationalism has done? Ever?
Funded science.

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The Flood / Re: Who do you think the shittiest moderator is?
« on: April 15, 2015, 06:17:01 PM »
In Anarchy me and Slash went round revealing anons or the lulz, then some people posted dick pics and I outed Das after laughing at his. ever since then people have been butthurt over it.
Seeing how you ignored the code of conduct conpletely and broke the written trust that our IP addresses were not to be revealed, yes you deserved to get demoted.

Cheat just wasn't smart enough to do it outright.
Wait, that's what Kiyo did to become demoted from moderator? Shit.
Apparently it had a role.

I kinda find it funny since I actually expected someone to #modabuse that post since she already called out Death's pic. (that Mormon guy who's away on a mission trip to... Seattle or something, if you forget.)

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The Flood / Re: rocket
« on: April 15, 2015, 05:58:25 PM »
rocketkill yourself

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The Flood / Re: How hard is basic training for the Army?
« on: April 15, 2015, 05:52:15 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Who do you think the shittiest moderator is?
« on: April 15, 2015, 05:51:17 PM »
after laughing

Das coock waz mini
I could do some blade comparisons if you'd like...
It'd give me an excuse to post my sexy new Opinel #7

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The Flood / Re: >walk into bathroom
« on: April 15, 2015, 04:54:00 PM »
kill her

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The Flood / Re: Which Pokemon are you??
« on: April 15, 2015, 04:21:33 PM »
Ivysaur
Spoiler
Honest and Naturalistic, you are a truly humble soul with a real appreciation for nature and the outdoors. Your open mind soaks in the world around you like a sponge, and you tend to be very empathetic and understanding. You've grown up fast your whole life, and recognize that there's still more growing to do. Now go soak up some sunlight and Razor Leaf your way into the horizon!
Spoiler
except I don't think I ever really did grow up...

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The Flood / Re: FUCK OFF YOU CUNT
« on: April 15, 2015, 04:08:48 PM »
All of you.

So, so very homosexual.
For you.

23218
Serious / Re: How do I even process this
« on: April 15, 2015, 04:03:42 PM »
Well that was... interesting...

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The Flood / Re: FUCK OFF YOU CUNT
« on: April 15, 2015, 03:56:47 PM »
That's shit luck.
to make matters worse I sent a promiscuous photo and the person who recieved screenshot it


Ffs
>not expecting this to happen every time you send lewds or nudes.
i set the time limit to like 2 seconds. giving them enough time to view the goods but i didn't expect naru to be sonic and cap it that fast
Still your fault. check your #feminist privilege.

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The Flood / Re: FUCK OFF YOU CUNT
« on: April 15, 2015, 03:29:50 PM »
That's shit luck.
to make matters worse I sent a promiscuous photo and the person who recieved screenshot it


Ffs
>not expecting this to happen every time you send lewds or nudes.

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