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The Flood / Re: Riddle: What's black and white and red all over?
« on: April 18, 2015, 12:14:41 PM »
Rihanna

23132
The Flood / Re: coming down from the 4th plateau of DXM
« on: April 18, 2015, 09:25:03 AM »
The fourth is scary, yo

23133
The Flood / Re: The false one was banished
« on: April 17, 2015, 10:19:04 AM »
Cool. Now nuke your account again.

23134
The Flood / Re: I flew a plane today
« on: April 16, 2015, 09:18:20 PM »
You getting a license?

Sort of.
What's the navy using for trainers these days?
I'm sure the Texan was retired decades ago... right?

23135
The Flood / Re: So the resurgent(?) Empire is called "The First Order"
« on: April 16, 2015, 09:13:39 PM »
I just can't take the stormtroopers seriously when they're all making that ridiculous anime cat smile face.
No one else sees this. Even when you post a cat for comparison no-one really sees it.
Maybe it is just me, but there's just way to much W where my mind expects juat a Λ

23136
The Flood / Re: I flew a plane today
« on: April 16, 2015, 09:08:36 PM »
Just cut the mixture the next time you fly over a residential area. Instant jihad.
LolPropPlebs
hey man, ISIS is on a tight budget at the moment. We can't  afford to be crashing citations, let alone 757's and the like.

23137
Gaming / Re: Star Wars Battlefront release date + first screenshot!
« on: April 16, 2015, 09:04:10 PM »
I'm sure it will disappoint.

23138
The Flood / Re: I flew a plane today
« on: April 16, 2015, 09:00:47 PM »
Just cut the mixture the next time you fly over a residential area. Instant jihad.

23139
The Flood / Re: So the resurgent(?) Empire is called "The First Order"
« on: April 16, 2015, 08:58:14 PM »
I just can't take the stormtroopers seriously when they're all making that ridiculous anime cat smile face.

23140
The Flood / Re: What is your favorite book?
« on: April 16, 2015, 08:36:00 PM »
flowers for algernon
I rather disliked reading that for school.
maybe it was just the associated projects and essays...

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The Flood / Re: What is your favorite book?
« on: April 16, 2015, 07:55:15 PM »

23142
The Flood / Re: I think I have a problem, flood.
« on: April 16, 2015, 07:49:06 PM »
I recommend getting a Bowie knife or some other kind of large pointy thingy from a ren fest
whenever I got ren fairs I just spend all my money on beer though.

23143
The Flood / Re: I, for one, hate memes
« on: April 16, 2015, 07:45:22 PM »
hitler was second class

23144
The Flood / Re: Putrefaction
« on: April 16, 2015, 07:19:18 PM »
It's just nature, bro. One day, you'll look like that.

Unless they burn you, in which case you're a cheater.

23145
The Flood / Re: I think I have a problem, flood.
« on: April 16, 2015, 07:15:42 PM »
become ninja
cannot into throwing
instructions unclear, penis stuck in bagel
send help
become none jumping throwing ninja
I am become Yajirobe
Destroyer of saiyins

23146
The Flood / Re: I think I have a problem, flood.
« on: April 16, 2015, 07:12:36 PM »
become ninja
cannot into throwing
instructions unclear, penis stuck in bagel
send help

23147
The Flood / Re: Jim missed out.
« on: April 16, 2015, 07:09:59 PM »
Why was she arrested?
says contributing to the delinquency of a minor

23148
The Flood / Re: I think I have a problem, flood.
« on: April 16, 2015, 07:05:49 PM »
wow you're such a badass
I'd have some tactocool gerber or sog shit if that's what I was going for.

23149
The Flood / Re: I think I have a problem, flood.
« on: April 16, 2015, 07:01:13 PM »
By any chance do you look like this...?

No, am look like this, comrade.

Bro you're the wrong class.
that's what they want you to think.

23150
The Flood / Re: Jim missed out.
« on: April 16, 2015, 06:59:43 PM »
>AA

It's her own fault for following the Man, man.

23151
The Flood / Re: I think I have a problem, flood.
« on: April 16, 2015, 06:57:50 PM »
By any chance do you look like this...?

No, am look like this, comrade.

23152
The Flood / Re: I think I have a problem, flood.
« on: April 16, 2015, 06:56:12 PM »
Why did you put the linoleum knife in there?
why not?

that pink one looks fabulous
You fucking know it, hon.

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The Flood / Re: I think I have a problem, flood.
« on: April 16, 2015, 06:39:29 PM »

23154
The Flood / Re: I think I have a problem, flood.
« on: April 16, 2015, 06:35:05 PM »
>Opinel
oi m8, that's one of the three things the french did right.

I've actually never owned one, they look pretty noice



Now that's a knoife. Puts the giant peasant to shame
YouTube

23155
The Flood / Re: I think I have a problem, flood.
« on: April 16, 2015, 06:29:16 PM »
>Opinel
oi m8, that's one of the three things the french did right.

23156
The Flood / Re: I think I have a problem, flood.
« on: April 16, 2015, 06:26:48 PM »
were you that pleb that ran around in mw2 with a tactical knife
>mw2
were you that pleb that ran around in waw with a bayonet
>waw
were you that pleb that ran around in black ops with a ballistic knife
>blops

23157
The Flood / Re: I think I have a problem, flood.
« on: April 16, 2015, 06:24:05 PM »
were you that pleb that ran around in mw2 with a tactical knife
>mw2
were you that pleb that ran around in waw with a bayonet
>waw

23158
The Flood / Re: I think I have a problem, flood.
« on: April 16, 2015, 06:22:57 PM »
A gun that fires knives.
We've got shotguns and cotton wadding. That can be created.

23159
The Flood / Re: I think I have a problem, flood.
« on: April 16, 2015, 06:19:13 PM »
were you that pleb that ran around in mw2 with a tactical knife
>mw2

23160
The Flood / I think I have a problem, flood.
« on: April 16, 2015, 06:13:49 PM »
Spoiler
I still wish to acquire more.

Wat do?

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