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Messages - DAS B00T x2

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The Flood / Re: Guinea pig thread
« on: April 20, 2015, 09:28:23 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Guinea pig thread
« on: April 20, 2015, 08:53:47 PM »
Live feeding is neat.

23104
Serious / Re: A pro-choice medical student witnesses an abortion
« on: April 20, 2015, 08:05:38 PM »
Meh... I've seen things die before.
Stepping on ants doesn't count.
Nah man, like, mammals.
Either way, OP's argument is bad an he should feel bad.

23105
The Flood / Re: Something wonderful has happened...
« on: April 20, 2015, 08:00:16 PM »
#verbatimdidnothingwrong

23106
The Flood / Re: You have three choices
« on: April 20, 2015, 07:42:27 PM »
Open the condom. It has the most protein.

23107
The Flood / Re: I'm leaving
« on: April 20, 2015, 07:08:34 PM »
You shan't be missed

23108
The Flood / Re: Our Führer, who art in heaven
« on: April 20, 2015, 06:47:46 PM »
Now pray to Merkel.
all glory to the fourth Reich.

23109
The Flood / Re: Anime
« on: April 20, 2015, 06:46:47 PM »
At least anime isn't as bad as the mobile site.
QFT
mobile site works fine
Get a windows phone you fucking scrublords
can't hear you over the sound of my cardboard house collapsing.
fuck off Nuka

23110
The Flood / Re: Shoutout to Rocketman
« on: April 20, 2015, 06:34:37 PM »
rECKETMONGO isn't real.

23111
The Flood / Re: Anime
« on: April 20, 2015, 06:31:46 PM »
At least anime isn't as bad as the mobile site.
QFT
mobile site works fine
Get a windows phone you fucking scrublords

23112
The Flood / Re: Our Führer, who art in heaven
« on: April 20, 2015, 06:30:43 PM »
I hear McDonald's is doing breakfast all day today
fuuuuuck
I want a mcmuffin now

23113
The Flood / Our Führer, who art in heaven
« on: April 20, 2015, 06:28:46 PM »
Hitler be thy name
Aryan kingdom come, thy will be done
In the kamps as it is in berlin
Give us this day our daily rations
And forgive us our impurities, as we kill those more impure than us,
And lead us not into Jewish misfortune
But deliver us from the evil merchants
For thine is the kingdom and the power of the straight, white male,
Now and ever, and unto ages of German purity.
Heil.


How are you celebrating today, Flood? I've gotten beer in the style of the conquered land of lolBelgium.

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The Flood / Re: Anime
« on: April 20, 2015, 06:20:59 PM »
Because you watch bad shows and you should feel bad.

23115
The Flood / Re: Happy holidaze, flood
« on: April 20, 2015, 06:19:54 PM »
It's also Hitler's birthday
that's what I'm celebrating.

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The Flood / Re: Happy holidaze, flood
« on: April 20, 2015, 06:18:22 PM »
Aww shit, I just realized the day. Shame I'm on post on AT orders for the week.

At least I've got a six pack in front of me...

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The Flood / Re: Who is the most Passive Aggressive user on this forum?
« on: April 20, 2015, 04:35:59 PM »
I'm out by default to make it fair, right?

23118
The Flood / Re: So, today is my birthday
« on: April 20, 2015, 10:33:27 AM »
Just remember, we may keep on getting older, but sixth graders all stay the same age.

23119
The Flood / Re: Anyone know what happened to Lonepaul?
« on: April 20, 2015, 10:03:56 AM »
He also jerks his dick over the thought of the UK being the best nation and hates on everything that's American.
I remember when he tried to justify having sex with 14 year olds because the cavemen used to do it or something.

lmao
that's a pretty decent reason though.

23120
Serious / Re: What should Dzhohkar Tsarnaev's punishment be?
« on: April 19, 2015, 08:57:04 PM »
He's too cute to die.

Actually, he's too cute for prison. #freedzhokhar

23121
Serious / Re: A pro-choice medical student witnesses an abortion
« on: April 19, 2015, 08:54:13 PM »
Meh... I've seen things die before.

23122
The Flood / Re: elegiac breaks byrne's post count
« on: April 19, 2015, 08:25:09 PM »
Damn, me and Byrne need to step up our shitposting if we ever hope to match his again.

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The Flood / Re: Fate stay night is the worst anime ever
« on: April 19, 2015, 05:20:32 AM »
Fate is pretty hugely overrated.
Your mom is pretty huge and overrated.

23124
The Flood / Re: im drinking ama
« on: April 18, 2015, 10:45:42 PM »
Should I have another beer?
Mind you it's  23:45 and I have a 0700 formation.

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The Flood / Re: This just in!
« on: April 18, 2015, 09:45:04 PM »
PSY STOP BEING A NERD AND GO TO SLEEP

IT'S A BIG NERD IMMA HIT IT

aBSOLUTELY HARAM


horus pls


Filthy heretic.



Pray there wont be another Anarchy
There better not be <_<

But then I managed to wander through it whilst avoiding Das and Zen, so I'm sure it'll be possible to avoid all that slaaneshi degeneracy.
implying Zen and I didn't have the best posts on that board.
I hate my job.

;_;
Don't worry, if anarchy ever comes back I AM posting either Little Girl 3 or Diploma Mill in their entirety.

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The Flood / Re: This just in!
« on: April 18, 2015, 08:15:04 PM »

horus pls


Filthy heretic.



Pray there wont be another Anarchy
There better not be <_<

But then I managed to wander through it whilst avoiding Das and Zen, so I'm sure it'll be possible to avoid all that slaaneshi degeneracy.
implying Zen and I didn't have the best posts on that board.

23127
The Flood / Re: I have become a weeb
« on: April 18, 2015, 08:13:02 PM »
Sudoku yourself.

23128
The Flood / Re: Just a PSA, not a topic
« on: April 18, 2015, 06:56:20 PM »
Sounds like some hippy shit, and full fucking hooah hooah AT drill week Das doesn't like hippy shit, you fucking hippy shit.

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The Flood / Re: This just in!
« on: April 18, 2015, 06:54:22 PM »
Disappointing. I thought you'd announce that you're leaving again.

23130
The Flood / Re: thoughts on new nameplate?
« on: April 18, 2015, 06:07:30 PM »
Mobile, cant see

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