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The Flood / Re: Now that's what I call salty
« on: April 23, 2015, 05:44:49 PM »
EU is like a more fascist US. Heil Merkel.
>US
>fascist


*tips tinfoil hat*
SHALL NOT BE INFRNGED

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The Flood / Re: Now that's what I call salty
« on: April 23, 2015, 05:41:26 PM »
EU is like a more fascist US. Heil Merkel.

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The Flood / Re: My opinion of whoever posts thread
« on: April 23, 2015, 04:46:25 PM »
aoml yyA

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The Flood / Re: What colour fleshlight do you use?
« on: April 23, 2015, 04:44:43 PM »
I wonder if anyone here actually owns one.
*everyone looks at Das*
the proper terminology is onahole, okay?

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The Flood / Re: I got another guitar
« on: April 23, 2015, 04:43:35 PM »
Never really wanted an Ibby bass until I saw the single cut BTB's come out. Like fuck man, drop some EMG's in there and it'd be a contender for the place in my heart that my Stiletto has.

And shit, I just remembered that I have a gutted SR body laying around somewhere. I should do something with that.

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The Flood / Re: How did you come up with your username?
« on: April 22, 2015, 09:09:11 PM »




I am a fox!
Otherkin burn in hell
Tumblr raid by /b/ best day of my life

Meh what ever I'm cherokee it's my culture to identify with animal spirit guides.
[emoji173]️[emoji209]
what's your fraction of blood?
2 pints please!
You ain't a fucking vampire, Shadows.
I actually hail from the ancient Hwicce bloodline. They were also known as the tribe of witches. It's pretty interesting since I began practicing in the arts at age 13.
But I know people are skeptical so yeah...

no fucking way, you're a high level witch? I'm a level 15 mage. We should bang.
.

[emoji173]️[emoji173]️[emoji317][emoji317][emoji173]️[emoji173]️
I can't see the. Fuckjng emoji you cunt

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The Flood / Re: How did you come up with your username?
« on: April 22, 2015, 08:58:55 PM »



I am a fox!
Otherkin burn in hell
Tumblr raid by /b/ best day of my life

Meh what ever I'm cherokee it's my culture to identify with animal spirit guides.
[emoji173]️[emoji209]
what's your fraction of blood?
2 pints please!
You ain't a fucking vampire, Shadows.
I actually hail from the ancient Hwicce bloodline. They were also known as the tribe of witches. It's pretty interesting since I began practicing in the arts at age 13.
But I know people are skeptical so yeah...

no fucking way, you're a high level witch? I'm a level 15 mage. We should bang.

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So, uh... When can we begin a government sponsored program spannin a few generations to selectively breed the black out of those people?

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The Flood / Re: How did you come up with your username?
« on: April 22, 2015, 08:51:21 PM »


I am a fox!
Otherkin burn in hell
Tumblr raid by /b/ best day of my life

Meh what ever I'm cherokee it's my culture to identify with animal spirit guides.
[emoji173]️[emoji209]
what's your fraction of blood?
2 pints please!
You ain't a fucking vampire, Shadows.

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The Flood / Re: How did you come up with your username?
« on: April 22, 2015, 08:49:49 PM »

I am a fox!
Otherkin burn in hell
Tumblr raid by /b/ best day of my life

Meh what ever I'm cherokee it's my culture to identify with animal spirit guides.
[emoji173]️[emoji209]
what's your fraction of blood?

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The Flood / Re: How did you come up with your username?
« on: April 22, 2015, 08:44:33 PM »
I am a fox!
Otherkin burn in hell
Tumblr raid by /b/ best day of my life

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The Flood / Re: How did you come up with your username?
« on: April 22, 2015, 08:40:10 PM »
Wolfgang Petersen's Das Boot x Beerfest DAs boot = Das boot  x2

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Person by person basis.
Some people I've known as men too long to think of as anything else... It also doesn't help that I don't really give a fuck about gender but rather physical or biological sex...
An odd habit of mine is to not use any pronouns in regards to most trans people. When I do start to use their chosen identifiers is a sign of acceptance and/or respect.

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The rotor head of a CH-47 is held on by one fucking nut.

Also, there are more stars in the galeaxy than there are stolen bikes in Black science Man's garage.

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The Flood / Re: Think of three users before entering thread.
« on: April 22, 2015, 08:16:30 PM »
Marry Yutaka because I need a good housewife
Adopt Verbatim because I need a cute pet.
Kill Tru so I can have sex with his dead body.

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anyone with half a brain could pick that out and say "uhhhh you what now?" but nope. not anakin.
Do you realize how easy that is to say as an audience member?

Seems like you've been watching too much Mr. Plinkett.
So, you're saying that if you were in the position you wouldn't find it at all incredibly odd or suspicious that the Supreme Chancellor starts telling you some ancient Sith mythology that's relevant to a problem you're dealing with when you just came by to watch the opera with him?
Yes. It's clearly spelled out for you that the Chancelor and Anakin have had a long standing friendship bordering on homoerotic.

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Learning about Islam in 2012?
Everything I need to know about Islam I learned in 1453.

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The Flood / Re: Most cancerous user in Sep7agon
« on: April 22, 2015, 07:26:18 PM »
Comms

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Serious / Re: A pro-choice medical student witnesses an abortion
« on: April 22, 2015, 06:58:42 PM »
Oh my God he's back.
gOD's not real, stop shitting up this thread.

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The Flood / Re: Truths
« on: April 22, 2015, 06:50:54 PM »





i like cheese

I like Cheese.
which kind is your favourite?
i personally love roule, it's like sex but the lactose fucks your tastebuds doggy style not your digestive system
Spoiler

My favorite cheese would be goat cheese


But what about the media?

...is his pac thingy fucking zip tied on that shit?
Probably
fucking budget cuts...
What'chu been up to, Raw?

Soldiers really don't get paid enough for all that they do.
Deployment pay is nice.
Door kickers and assorted infantryesque motherfucks make too much in garrison compared to mechanics and the like.
Senior officer ranks make way too much period.

If you could increase/decrease the pay of certain ranks would you and who would you increase/decrease the pay of?
the E-4 to e-5 jump should be higher
Junior officer salaries should drop about 5k, senior much  more.
Combat arms jobs in garrison should be scaled back on pay, with a far greater imminent danger pay on deployment.
Mechanical MOS's should have incentives to produce manhour reports above 40% direct hours.
Flight status pay should be given by flight hours logged per pay period
42Alpha? More like, 42paycut, fucking pencil pushing fucks.

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The Flood / Re: Fuck mini babybel
« on: April 22, 2015, 06:18:45 PM »
Them little shits is kinda tasty

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The Flood / Re: Truths
« on: April 22, 2015, 05:40:36 PM »




i like cheese

I like Cheese.
which kind is your favourite?
i personally love roule, it's like sex but the lactose fucks your tastebuds doggy style not your digestive system
Spoiler

My favorite cheese would be goat cheese


But what about the media?

...is his pac thingy fucking zip tied on that shit?
Probably
fucking budget cuts...
What'chu been up to, Raw?

Soldiers really don't get paid enough for all that they do.
Deployment pay is nice.
Door kickers and assorted infantryesque motherfucks make too much in garrison compared to mechanics and the like.
Senior officer ranks make way too much period.

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The Flood / Re: Truths
« on: April 22, 2015, 05:32:31 PM »



i like cheese

I like Cheese.
which kind is your favourite?
i personally love roule, it's like sex but the lactose fucks your tastebuds doggy style not your digestive system
Spoiler

My favorite cheese would be goat cheese


But what about the media?

...is his pac thingy fucking zip tied on that shit?
Probably
fucking budget cuts...
What'chu been up to, Raw?

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The Flood / Re: Truths
« on: April 22, 2015, 05:30:17 PM »


i like cheese

I like Cheese.
which kind is your favourite?
i personally love roule, it's like sex but the lactose fucks your tastebuds doggy style not your digestive system
Spoiler

My favorite cheese would be goat cheese


But what about the media?

...is his pac thingy fucking zip tied on that shit?

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The Flood / Re: Okay non-Australians I have a game
« on: April 20, 2015, 11:17:30 PM »
Guns
Groceries
Groceries and TVs
Guns
Clothes
Guns
Sex shop
Strip club
Bargan mart
Knifes
Spice, k2, bongs, stoner apparel
Groceries

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The Flood / Re: Think of 3 users before entering.
« on: April 20, 2015, 10:28:30 PM »
No more than usual.

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The Flood / Re: Think of 3 users before entering.
« on: April 20, 2015, 10:21:34 PM »
Kill yourself.

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The Flood / Re: Weebs/Otakus are disgusting creatures
« on: April 20, 2015, 10:09:16 PM »
You guys should stop focusing on his shit food/drink pairing and focus on his shit choce in waifus.

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The Flood / Re: Who is the most Passive Aggressive user on this forum?
« on: April 20, 2015, 10:01:57 PM »
passive aggressiveness is for pussies who dont have the balls to speak outright
buy its gun to act like the teenage girl that I never was

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