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The Flood / Re: So yeah
« on: April 27, 2015, 06:52:37 PM »
First one be nuthin but trouble, homes. Shawty #2 is your best bet, specially if she be teachin at one of them finer districts. Bank suga momma, nigga.
First one says she wants to fuck me and we sext sometimes and send pictures and videos everyday. But every time I ask hey dinner? She says idk and wants her douche ex back.
nigga she dont want no fuckin dinner, she wants a fucking lay.

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The Flood / Re: So yeah
« on: April 27, 2015, 06:49:35 PM »
First one be nuthin but trouble, homes. Shawty #2 is your best bet, specially if she be teachin at one of them finer districts. Bank suga momma, nigga.

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The Flood / Re: have you actually fapped to a trap
« on: April 27, 2015, 06:44:43 PM »
a few people may have non-functioning genitalia of the opposite sex in addition to their functioning "correct" set  from birth, but that's less than a fraction of a percent.
1 in 2000 is actually quite a lot.
No fucking way... That number was much smaller back when I bothered to study this shit.
Or... bigger? It was less people.

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The Flood / Re: Are You From Bungie?
« on: April 27, 2015, 06:42:35 PM »
;__;

This was suppose to be discussion but you're just answering them yes or no
The price for discussion is nudes.

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Serious / Re: Baltimore riots continue
« on: April 27, 2015, 06:33:12 PM »
The chimps have reached a new low, fucking with the fire department.

http://imgur.com/gallery/vVtFf
I'm okay with martial law right about now.

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The Flood / Re: have you actually fapped to a trap
« on: April 27, 2015, 06:31:39 PM »
Bailey Jay isn't a trap
she has a cock
The issue is that it is a she, not a he. A trap is a girly man.
A trap is a girl with a cock also

It's called an added bonus you dumbshits.
If she keeps her cock then fine. I wouldn't go around calling someone a damned trap -- it's more of a gift. Also, you all are nasty homos
Is that why you're seeing Noelle?
No. I didn't know anything that personal at the starting point. Her and I parted about a month ago for more personal reasons by the way. I don't care what someone has or lacks physically... besides a good hygiene and whatnot.
So you like dicks?
I'm pansexual, so yes.
What's the difference between that and Bi?
One has special snowflake syndrome.
The other says fuck your tumblrisms.
bisexual technically only acknowledges two binary sexes whereas pansexual basically says you don't give a fuck what's going on in someone else's pants as it's not the focus for attraction
There are penises
and there are vaginas
a few people may have non-functioning genitalia of the opposite sex in addition to their functioning "correct" set  from birth, but that's less than a fraction of a percent.
To focus on anything else is rather irrelevant to me.

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The Flood / Re: have you actually fapped to a trap
« on: April 27, 2015, 05:49:17 PM »
Bailey Jay isn't a trap
she has a cock
The issue is that it is a she, not a he. A trap is a girly man.
A trap is a girl with a cock also

It's called an added bonus you dumbshits.
If she keeps her cock then fine. I wouldn't go around calling someone a damned trap -- it's more of a gift. Also, you all are nasty homos
Is that why you're seeing Noelle?
No. I didn't know anything that personal at the starting point. Her and I parted about a month ago for more personal reasons by the way. I don't care what someone has or lacks physically... besides a good hygiene and whatnot.
So you like dicks?
I'm pansexual, so yes.
What's the difference between that and Bi?
One has special snowflake syndrome.
The other says fuck your tumblrisms.

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The Flood / Re: Why don't cars have the driver's seat in the middle
« on: April 27, 2015, 05:47:58 PM »
I'd rather see more planes like so. Landing is a bitch.
I've never been as scared in my life as I was in a cherokee with a pilot attempting his first right seat landing from too high an altitude because the even more inexperienced left seat dun fucked up.

I'll never forget my first 172 landing.
Scare yourself pretty good?

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The Flood / Re: Why don't cars have the driver's seat in the middle
« on: April 27, 2015, 05:19:44 PM »
I'd rather see more planes like so. Landing is a bitch.
I've never been as scared in my life as I was in a cherokee with a pilot attempting his first right seat landing from too high an altitude because the even more inexperienced left seat dun fucked up.

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Serious / Re: Baltimore riots continue
« on: April 27, 2015, 04:47:25 PM »
What are they rioting about?
some idiot ran away from the cops, he got shot, and then the chimps started chimping out.
Again?
Or was this the guy on film running because he owed on child support?

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The Flood / Re: Why don't cars have the driver's seat in the middle
« on: April 27, 2015, 04:15:03 PM »
Less passenger seats seems like a downside.

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The Flood / Re: das vs kiyo
« on: April 27, 2015, 04:12:49 PM »
kiyo is british so
kiyo > das
Isn't Kiyo some kind of Irish chav with a Jihad fetish though?

Oh, right, you're a fucking afghani.
either way
kiyo > paedo
pedo*

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The Flood / Re: das vs kiyo
« on: April 27, 2015, 04:01:11 PM »
kiyo is british so
kiyo > das
Isn't Kiyo some kind of Irish chav with a Jihad fetish though?

Oh, right, you're a fucking afghani.

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The Flood / Re: ALRIGHT...i admit...i love traps
« on: April 27, 2015, 01:59:45 PM »
I don't want to have sex with a trap. I want to rape one, Id get more pleasure from seeing them suffer.
literally worse than me.
GG, you fucking paki shit.
kill yourself you paedo fuck
At least I brainwash my victims into wanting it so they aren't so traumatized, you sick fuck.
seeing them in pain is like half the orgasm
Fucking barbaric mudslime... People like you deserve to be burned on a cross.
paedo shitbag. meme yourself
Jihad yourself.

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The Flood / Re: ALRIGHT...i admit...i love traps
« on: April 27, 2015, 01:57:34 PM »
I don't want to have sex with a trap. I want to rape one, Id get more pleasure from seeing them suffer.
literally worse than me.
GG, you fucking paki shit.
kill yourself you paedo fuck
At least I brainwash my victims into wanting it so they aren't so traumatized, you sick fuck.
seeing them in pain is like half the orgasm
Fucking barbaric mudslime... People like you deserve to be burned on a cross.

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The Flood / Re: ALRIGHT...i admit...i love traps
« on: April 27, 2015, 01:54:55 PM »
I don't want to have sex with a trap. I want to rape one, Id get more pleasure from seeing them suffer.
literally worse than me.
GG, you fucking paki shit.
kill yourself you paedo fuck
At least I brainwash my victims into wanting it so they aren't so traumatized, you sick fuck.

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The Flood / Re: have you actually fapped to a trap
« on: April 27, 2015, 01:53:19 PM »
>be me
>log in to tumblr
>first post is from Kim Jong Un Looking at Things, aka the greatest fucking tumblr blog in existence
>have a giggle
>scroll down
>second post
>photoset
>
Spoiler
>yup, I know that body. Time to fap.
>scroll through
>all photos upper body
>screwyouguysimgoinghome.jpg
>scroll down
>weird asian public porn
>scroll down some more
>pokemon fanart
>scroll
>stop scrolling
>aww shit son
>stare at compensation of teen boys in panties
>forget what I'm doing
>see this thread
>oh hey, Jim's not talking about old grannies
>tfw this is a long and irrelevant story
>tfw i don't know that feel
>tfw OP probably thinks bailey jay is the best trans pornstar
>tfw OP is a filthy pleb
>tfw my feet hurt
>tfw music too loud
>tfw this party sucks
>tfw I wish I was at home masturbating to incest lolicon doujin

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The Flood / Re: das vs kiyo
« on: April 27, 2015, 01:39:05 PM »
Kiyo is too old for Das, but he get's the best of both worlds with her.
Hey now, son, it's only girls that I like little.

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So is Sylvie the new LonePaul?
Who's that?
Someone who has a raging hate boner for everything American and gets off over the thought of the UK being the best nation.
His porn folder contains the map of the British Empire.

Do people actually have porn folders nowadays?
Yes.
The internet is always changing. Some things are worth saving.

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The Flood / Re: ALRIGHT...i admit...i love traps
« on: April 27, 2015, 01:23:41 PM »
I don't want to have sex with a trap. I want to rape one, Id get more pleasure from seeing them suffer.
literally worse than me.
GG, you fucking paki shit.

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The Flood / Re: ALRIGHT...i admit...i love traps
« on: April 27, 2015, 01:20:48 PM »

And I thought I wasn't gonna masturbate this afternoon...

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The Flood / Re: Nazi Germany scenario
« on: April 27, 2015, 01:04:48 PM »
>ywn be an SS officer shooting Jews with a sniper rifle atop a balcony whilst working on your tan
I'm okay with that.

>tfw ywn ride open hatch in a panzer II across the Ardennes with Rommel

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The Flood / Re: ALRIGHT...i admit...i love traps
« on: April 27, 2015, 12:58:27 PM »
Oh...

I get it now.

Frigging psychopath

You can't hear him over the noise of the traps in your basement.
Yes, the bear trap course i set for my lolis, ahh the sweet screams and sounds of metal
Suffering of middle schoolers is great, Das can confirm.
Can confirm. Suffering of elementary school girls is even better though.

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The Flood / Re: Nazi Germany scenario
« on: April 27, 2015, 12:55:57 PM »
Fuck it, I wanna kill me some Frenchies. 7th Panzer division, here I come!

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The Flood / Re: This is why I have trust issues
« on: April 27, 2015, 12:47:05 PM »
oatmeal raisin cookies are fucking awesome. Kill yourself again.

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The Flood / Re: ALRIGHT...i admit...i love traps
« on: April 27, 2015, 12:15:31 PM »
Tru is my favorite trap.

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Serious / Re: Were the London Bombings in 2005 justified?
« on: April 27, 2015, 12:10:16 PM »
It was Allah's will.

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The Flood / Re: Anyone heard of Elisa Lam?
« on: April 27, 2015, 12:05:50 PM »
It's weird how her death is like the exact plot to Dark Waters
wasn't the film basically inspired by this?
She died in 2013. Dark Waters is a 2005 movie.
well fuck, I thought she died long ago...

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Serious / Re: Was 9/11 justified?
« on: April 27, 2015, 12:01:36 PM »
targeting civilians like that is rarely justified.
More like never.
Well, that's what I was originally thinking but then no doubt someone would bring up the whole Hiroshima/Nagasaki argument again and start justifying that.
That wasn't justified.

It was just the least evil option.
Which is a form of justifying it, not in the obvious way but saying why it was done (even as the lesser of two evils) means that choosing that course of action could be justified over the other.
The word "justified" doesn't apply.

It was the "better" option, but you can't really justify killing civvies. Personally I think it should've been dropped on a military target.
I explained how the cities were legitimate military targets in the other thread.

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The Flood / Re: Anyone heard of Elisa Lam?
« on: April 27, 2015, 11:57:16 AM »
It's weird how her death is like the exact plot to Dark Waters
wasn't the film basically inspired by this?

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