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The Flood / Re: 90's thread.
« on: May 02, 2015, 09:57:36 PM »
Dial up internet was the worst invention ever. I still have nightmares about the horrid noises that the computer would make when you logged on to AOL.

22742
you are like harry potter stuck at hogwarts
except i'm not a wizard
only ten years to go, right?

22743
The Flood / Re: That didn't take long.
« on: May 02, 2015, 09:55:21 PM »
Now if only Kiyo could join him.

Nah Kiyo is cool
Fuck off, Rocket. You just shill for the fallen because Jesus tells you to.

Screw you Das, you jump to Christian stereotypes because you're a snake.
You are literally Satan.
And the serpent is left to crawl upon his belly for he had the stupidity and the pride to defy God.

FTFY Stan
It is better to rule in hell than serve in heaven.
SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED

Stop drop and roll doesn't work in Hell bub
Hell is cold, homeslice.


Looks about right. I'll take 400 over 500 anyday, seeing as how I basically die in 90* weather.

>failing to mention I proved Hell isn't frozen

Snakey-snake plz
>implying I wouldn't be within the deepest parts, devoid of heat and furthest from the light and love of the lord, with the Devil himself, in all of his blue canon glory.

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The Flood / Re: That didn't take long.
« on: May 02, 2015, 09:51:50 PM »
Now if only Kiyo could join him.

Nah Kiyo is cool
Fuck off, Rocket. You just shill for the fallen because Jesus tells you to.

Screw you Das, you jump to Christian stereotypes because you're a snake.
You are literally Satan.
And the serpent is left to crawl upon his belly for he had the stupidity and the pride to defy God.

FTFY Stan
It is better to rule in hell than serve in heaven.
SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED

Stop drop and roll doesn't work in Hell bub
Hell is cold, homeslice.


Looks about right. I'll take 400 over 500 anyday, seeing as how I basically die in 90* weather.

22745
The Flood / Re: That didn't take long.
« on: May 02, 2015, 09:44:59 PM »
Now if only Kiyo could join him.

Nah Kiyo is cool
Fuck off, Rocket. You just shill for the fallen because Jesus tells you to.

Screw you Das, you jump to Christian stereotypes because you're a snake.
You are literally Satan.
And the serpent is left to crawl upon his belly for he had the stupidity and the pride to defy God.

FTFY Stan
It is better to rule in hell than serve in heaven.
SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED

Stop drop and roll doesn't work in Hell bub
Hell is cold, homeslice.

22746
The Flood / Re: That didn't take long.
« on: May 02, 2015, 09:43:51 PM »
Now if only Kiyo could join him.

Nah Kiyo is cool
Fuck off, Rocket. You just shill for the fallen because Jesus tells you to.

Screw you Das, you jump to Christian stereotypes because you're a snake.
You are literally Satan.
And the serpent is left to crawl upon his belly for he had the stupidity and the pride to defy God.

FTFY Stan
It is better to rule in hell than serve in heaven.
SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED

22747
The Flood / Re: That didn't take long.
« on: May 02, 2015, 09:39:45 PM »
Now if only Kiyo could join him.

Nah Kiyo is cool
Fuck off, Rocket. You just shill for the fallen because Jesus tells you to.

Screw you Das, you jump to Christian stereotypes because you're a snake.
You are literally Satan.
And the serpent is left to crawl upon his belly for he had the courage and the will to defy God. There is no freer being than the serpent in his curse, for he has done what millions fear.

22748
Today I saw a deer.

It tried to kill me
Or itself
or both of us.

22749
The Flood / Re: That didn't take long.
« on: May 02, 2015, 09:24:11 PM »
Now if only Kiyo could join him.

Nah Kiyo is cool
Fuck off, Rocket. You just shill for the fallen because Jesus tells you to.

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The Flood / Re: That didn't take long.
« on: May 02, 2015, 09:07:56 PM »
Now if only Kiyo could join him.
What's so bad about Kiyo?

inb4hatetrain
For starters, he's Kiyo.
Not really answering the question there. >___>
If you knew Kiyo it was a perfectly valid answer.

22752
It works because your evil regime is less evil than the evil  regime that your citizens think you're fighting.

22753
The Flood / Re: Nigga pissing on a Ferrari, literally
« on: May 02, 2015, 09:05:32 PM »
Fukkin white people.
yeah fuck white people
Especially me!

Spoiler
Please, I'm desperate  ;~;
Hi.

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The Flood / Re: That didn't take long.
« on: May 02, 2015, 09:03:32 PM »
Now if only Kiyo could join him.
What's so bad about Kiyo?

inb4hatetrain
For starters, he's Kiyo.

22755
The Flood / Re: Have you ever felt hornier post-fap?
« on: May 02, 2015, 08:39:56 PM »
You're a man and she is a woman. she was born to be submissive to you and deep down she absolutely loves it

>weabs thinking they know anything about women
We know enough to know that 3d women will only marry you so they can take half your stuff.

22756
The Flood / Re: That didn't take long.
« on: May 02, 2015, 08:38:57 PM »
Now if only Kiyo could join him.

22757
The Flood / Re: Have you ever felt hornier post-fap?
« on: May 02, 2015, 08:10:50 PM »
Overly touching a women will get you further with her than not touching her at all. BE BOLD. You're a man and she is a woman. she was born to be submissive to you and deep down she absolutely loves it (fuck off feminists) women love when a man chases after what he wants, if you would've asked to put your arm around her I guarantee her vagina would've dried up instantly.

Story of me: when I was on a date with a girl I eventually went in for a kiss. she turned her head and I felt like I got socked in the stomach with that rejection. But I kept my cool and tried again later, same thing. she didn't say anything just deflected the kiss. Well the third try(lmao) she kissed me back and we had a crazy passion fueled make out session on some bleachers at the fair. It blew my mind

Inb4 jive is a rapist. stfu

Moral of the story: be sexually aggressive in chasing what you want and she will love you for it. I'm not saying be an asshole about it though. Also if she vocalizes her disapproval pretty seriously it's a no go
And the winner of the most dudebro post on Sep7agon...
He's not wrong though.
Fuck feminism. No means Yes. Yes means anal.
exploded balls means she likes it rough
Actually, that means she's into femdom. Congratulations. I hope you like wearing leashes.

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever felt hornier post-fap?
« on: May 02, 2015, 08:06:49 PM »
Overly touching a women will get you further with her than not touching her at all. BE BOLD. You're a man and she is a woman. she was born to be submissive to you and deep down she absolutely loves it (fuck off feminists) women love when a man chases after what he wants, if you would've asked to put your arm around her I guarantee her vagina would've dried up instantly.

Story of me: when I was on a date with a girl I eventually went in for a kiss. she turned her head and I felt like I got socked in the stomach with that rejection. But I kept my cool and tried again later, same thing. she didn't say anything just deflected the kiss. Well the third try(lmao) she kissed me back and we had a crazy passion fueled make out session on some bleachers at the fair. It blew my mind

Inb4 jive is a rapist. stfu

Moral of the story: be sexually aggressive in chasing what you want and she will love you for it. I'm not saying be an asshole about it though. Also if she vocalizes her disapproval pretty seriously it's a no go
And the winner of the most dudebro post on Sep7agon...
He's not wrong though.
Fuck feminism. No means Yes. Yes means anal.

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LOL WHAT A LOSER I BET YOURE JUST GONNA SMOKE POT AND LISTEN TO ALKALINE TRIO ALL DAY AND POST ABOUT TFW NO ALTERNATIVE GF

I mean, hi.

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The Flood / Re: Nigga pissing on a Ferrari, literally
« on: May 02, 2015, 07:04:45 PM »
You mean that's not how you're supposed to wash a Ferrari?

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The Flood / Re: What would happen if....
« on: May 02, 2015, 07:00:09 PM »
It'll go backwards into his head thereby killing the poor puppet.
Explain
by killing Pinocchio the nose removes the condition of the paradox.

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever felt hornier post-fap?
« on: May 02, 2015, 06:59:18 PM »
no
all my faps now are never actually enjoyable tbh
they're just a rush to the finish line
>.>
Take some time off
Discover new techniques
Maybe get some toys
Introduce your body to the concept of anal play

And that's how you can make fapping enjoyable for maybe three weeks again.
pokey bum wank?
You've never lived until you've had a hands-free ejaculation.

22763
The Flood / Re: What would happen if....
« on: May 02, 2015, 06:58:29 PM »
It'll go backwards into his head thereby killing the poor puppet.

22764
The Flood / Re: Have you ever felt hornier post-fap?
« on: May 02, 2015, 06:56:53 PM »
no
all my faps now are never actually enjoyable tbh
they're just a rush to the finish line
>.>
Take some time off
Discover new techniques
Maybe get some toys
Introduce your body to the concept of anal play

And that's how you can make fapping enjoyable for maybe three weeks again.

22765
The Flood / Re: Have you ever felt hornier post-fap?
« on: May 02, 2015, 06:50:14 PM »
Sometimes. I'll just masturbate again and that seems to take care of it.

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The Flood / Re: What are you doing right now
« on: May 02, 2015, 06:15:58 PM »
Deciding on what kind of porn to watch.
I had been watching assorted youtube videos from nutnfancy, skallagrim, and matt easton (scholagladiatoria) and now my testosterone is all up in arms.

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The Flood / Re: Only cowards use large weapons
« on: May 02, 2015, 05:34:28 PM »
>posting weebshit on facebook

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The Flood / Re: Who's next on the extermination list?
« on: May 02, 2015, 03:33:08 PM »
I say all people with even a drop of Sand Nigger blood should be cleansed from this forum.  We don't need any secret ISIS agents on this forum.

The weebs would be next, but only if they don't change their viewpoints to match ours.

And no furries.  We don't need any furfags yiffing up this forum and spreading their cancer.

why are you even here...?
(He's joking)

Generally for this place if someone says something outrageous just assume they are joking, even in serious.
Unless I'm talking.
I mean every word I say about those goddamn inferior races.

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Gaming / Re: Do you still buy hard copies of games?
« on: May 02, 2015, 03:32:19 PM »
Been all digital since 2013. Books, movies, games, music. Haven't looked back.
I still have to buy physical CD's.. just can't feel right downloading MP3's.

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