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Messages - DAS B00T x2
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22741
« on: May 02, 2015, 09:57:36 PM »
Dial up internet was the worst invention ever. I still have nightmares about the horrid noises that the computer would make when you logged on to AOL.
22742
« on: May 02, 2015, 09:56:16 PM »
you are like harry potter stuck at hogwarts
except i'm not a wizard
only ten years to go, right?
22743
« on: May 02, 2015, 09:55:21 PM »
Now if only Kiyo could join him.
Nah Kiyo is cool
Fuck off, Rocket. You just shill for the fallen because Jesus tells you to.
Screw you Das, you jump to Christian stereotypes because you're a snake.
You are literally Satan.
And the serpent is left to crawl upon his belly for he had the stupidity and the pride to defy God.
FTFY Stan
It is better to rule in hell than serve in heaven.
SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED
Stop drop and roll doesn't work in Hell bub
Hell is cold, homeslice.
Looks about right. I'll take 400 over 500 anyday, seeing as how I basically die in 90* weather.
>failing to mention I proved Hell isn't frozen
Snakey-snake plz
>implying I wouldn't be within the deepest parts, devoid of heat and furthest from the light and love of the lord, with the Devil himself, in all of his blue canon glory.
22744
« on: May 02, 2015, 09:51:50 PM »
Now if only Kiyo could join him.
Nah Kiyo is cool
Fuck off, Rocket. You just shill for the fallen because Jesus tells you to.
Screw you Das, you jump to Christian stereotypes because you're a snake.
You are literally Satan.
And the serpent is left to crawl upon his belly for he had the stupidity and the pride to defy God.
FTFY Stan
It is better to rule in hell than serve in heaven.
SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED
Stop drop and roll doesn't work in Hell bub
Hell is cold, homeslice.
Looks about right. I'll take 400 over 500 anyday, seeing as how I basically die in 90* weather.
22745
« on: May 02, 2015, 09:44:59 PM »
Now if only Kiyo could join him.
Nah Kiyo is cool
Fuck off, Rocket. You just shill for the fallen because Jesus tells you to.
Screw you Das, you jump to Christian stereotypes because you're a snake.
You are literally Satan.
And the serpent is left to crawl upon his belly for he had the stupidity and the pride to defy God.
FTFY Stan
It is better to rule in hell than serve in heaven.
SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED
Stop drop and roll doesn't work in Hell bub
Hell is cold, homeslice.
22746
« on: May 02, 2015, 09:43:51 PM »
Now if only Kiyo could join him.
Nah Kiyo is cool
Fuck off, Rocket. You just shill for the fallen because Jesus tells you to.
Screw you Das, you jump to Christian stereotypes because you're a snake.
You are literally Satan.
And the serpent is left to crawl upon his belly for he had the stupidity and the pride to defy God.
FTFY Stan
It is better to rule in hell than serve in heaven. SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED
22747
« on: May 02, 2015, 09:39:45 PM »
Now if only Kiyo could join him.
Nah Kiyo is cool
Fuck off, Rocket. You just shill for the fallen because Jesus tells you to.
Screw you Das, you jump to Christian stereotypes because you're a snake.
You are literally Satan.
And the serpent is left to crawl upon his belly for he had the courage and the will to defy God. There is no freer being than the serpent in his curse, for he has done what millions fear.
22748
« on: May 02, 2015, 09:34:15 PM »
Today I saw a deer.
It tried to kill me
Or itself
or both of us.
22749
« on: May 02, 2015, 09:24:11 PM »
Now if only Kiyo could join him.
Nah Kiyo is cool
Fuck off, Rocket. You just shill for the fallen because Jesus tells you to.
22750
« on: May 02, 2015, 09:09:19 PM »
Fukkin white people.
yeah fuck white people
Especially me!
Spoiler Please, I'm desperate ;~;
Hi.
I'm in Stroudsburg now.
Hour and a quarter drive...
22751
« on: May 02, 2015, 09:07:56 PM »
Now if only Kiyo could join him.
What's so bad about Kiyo?
inb4hatetrain
For starters, he's Kiyo.
Not really answering the question there. >___>
If you knew Kiyo it was a perfectly valid answer.
22752
« on: May 02, 2015, 09:07:02 PM »
It works because your evil regime is less evil than the evil regime that your citizens think you're fighting.
22753
« on: May 02, 2015, 09:05:32 PM »
Fukkin white people.
yeah fuck white people
Especially me!
Spoiler Please, I'm desperate ;~;
Hi.
22754
« on: May 02, 2015, 09:03:32 PM »
Now if only Kiyo could join him.
What's so bad about Kiyo?
inb4hatetrain
For starters, he's Kiyo.
22755
« on: May 02, 2015, 08:39:56 PM »
You're a man and she is a woman. she was born to be submissive to you and deep down she absolutely loves it
>weabs thinking they know anything about women
We know enough to know that 3d women will only marry you so they can take half your stuff.
22756
« on: May 02, 2015, 08:38:57 PM »
Now if only Kiyo could join him.
22757
« on: May 02, 2015, 08:10:50 PM »
Overly touching a women will get you further with her than not touching her at all. BE BOLD. You're a man and she is a woman. she was born to be submissive to you and deep down she absolutely loves it (fuck off feminists) women love when a man chases after what he wants, if you would've asked to put your arm around her I guarantee her vagina would've dried up instantly.
Story of me: when I was on a date with a girl I eventually went in for a kiss. she turned her head and I felt like I got socked in the stomach with that rejection. But I kept my cool and tried again later, same thing. she didn't say anything just deflected the kiss. Well the third try(lmao) she kissed me back and we had a crazy passion fueled make out session on some bleachers at the fair. It blew my mind
Inb4 jive is a rapist. stfu
Moral of the story: be sexually aggressive in chasing what you want and she will love you for it. I'm not saying be an asshole about it though. Also if she vocalizes her disapproval pretty seriously it's a no go
And the winner of the most dudebro post on Sep7agon...
He's not wrong though.
Fuck feminism. No means Yes. Yes means anal.
exploded balls means she likes it rough
Actually, that means she's into femdom. Congratulations. I hope you like wearing leashes.
22758
« on: May 02, 2015, 08:06:49 PM »
Overly touching a women will get you further with her than not touching her at all. BE BOLD. You're a man and she is a woman. she was born to be submissive to you and deep down she absolutely loves it (fuck off feminists) women love when a man chases after what he wants, if you would've asked to put your arm around her I guarantee her vagina would've dried up instantly.
Story of me: when I was on a date with a girl I eventually went in for a kiss. she turned her head and I felt like I got socked in the stomach with that rejection. But I kept my cool and tried again later, same thing. she didn't say anything just deflected the kiss. Well the third try(lmao) she kissed me back and we had a crazy passion fueled make out session on some bleachers at the fair. It blew my mind
Inb4 jive is a rapist. stfu
Moral of the story: be sexually aggressive in chasing what you want and she will love you for it. I'm not saying be an asshole about it though. Also if she vocalizes her disapproval pretty seriously it's a no go
And the winner of the most dudebro post on Sep7agon...
He's not wrong though. Fuck feminism. No means Yes. Yes means anal.
22759
« on: May 02, 2015, 07:18:55 PM »
LOL WHAT A LOSER I BET YOURE JUST GONNA SMOKE POT AND LISTEN TO ALKALINE TRIO ALL DAY AND POST ABOUT TFW NO ALTERNATIVE GF
I mean, hi.
22760
« on: May 02, 2015, 07:04:45 PM »
You mean that's not how you're supposed to wash a Ferrari?
22761
« on: May 02, 2015, 07:00:09 PM »
It'll go backwards into his head thereby killing the poor puppet.
Explain
by killing Pinocchio the nose removes the condition of the paradox.
22762
« on: May 02, 2015, 06:59:18 PM »
no
all my faps now are never actually enjoyable tbh
they're just a rush to the finish line
>.>
Take some time off
Discover new techniques
Maybe get some toys
Introduce your body to the concept of anal play
And that's how you can make fapping enjoyable for maybe three weeks again.
pokey bum wank?
You've never lived until you've had a hands-free ejaculation.
22763
« on: May 02, 2015, 06:58:29 PM »
It'll go backwards into his head thereby killing the poor puppet.
22764
« on: May 02, 2015, 06:56:53 PM »
no
all my faps now are never actually enjoyable tbh
they're just a rush to the finish line
>.>
Take some time off Discover new techniques Maybe get some toys Introduce your body to the concept of anal play And that's how you can make fapping enjoyable for maybe three weeks again.
22765
« on: May 02, 2015, 06:50:14 PM »
Sometimes. I'll just masturbate again and that seems to take care of it.
22766
« on: May 02, 2015, 06:15:58 PM »
Deciding on what kind of porn to watch.
I had been watching assorted youtube videos from nutnfancy, skallagrim, and matt easton (scholagladiatoria) and now my testosterone is all up in arms.
22767
« on: May 02, 2015, 05:34:28 PM »
>posting weebshit on facebook
22768
« on: May 02, 2015, 03:38:37 PM »
I'd love to cosplay something like that
silicone titcow pls go and stay go
how bout this juan
bad camera angle
6/10 would still bang
22769
« on: May 02, 2015, 03:33:08 PM »
I say all people with even a drop of Sand Nigger blood should be cleansed from this forum. We don't need any secret ISIS agents on this forum.
The weebs would be next, but only if they don't change their viewpoints to match ours.
And no furries. We don't need any furfags yiffing up this forum and spreading their cancer.
why are you even here...?
(He's joking)
Generally for this place if someone says something outrageous just assume they are joking, even in serious.
Unless I'm talking. I mean every word I say about those goddamn inferior races.
22770
« on: May 02, 2015, 03:32:19 PM »
Been all digital since 2013. Books, movies, games, music. Haven't looked back.
I still have to buy physical CD's.. just can't feel right downloading MP3's.
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