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Messages - DAS B00T x2

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The Flood / Re: ITT: Post good beers.
« on: May 03, 2015, 07:28:53 PM »
>drinking alcohol
you must be fun at parties.

If you go to parties...

22712
The Flood / Re: This is why we own concealed weapons
« on: May 03, 2015, 07:27:34 PM »
or shooting in the air
You never do this.
Ever.

22713
The Flood / Re: This is why we own concealed weapons
« on: May 03, 2015, 07:16:33 PM »
SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED!

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The Flood / Re: To you weebs out there Peko draws the best grils.
« on: May 03, 2015, 06:55:23 PM »
That's definitely different to most of the stuff featured on their page...
Yeah. Because they draw a lot of stuff for Yurin Yurin and other Hentai that are all Moe they don't draw a lot of non-moe styled stuff and it makes me  : (
I can get behind the Kancolle stuff, but the fact it's mostly lolis disappoints me.
It's like you're gay or something...
I don't want to be cured.
#boobs
#butts
#nochildren
>saggy fat sacks
>cottage cheese
>broken hips

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The Flood / Re: To you weebs out there Peko draws the best grils.
« on: May 03, 2015, 06:50:49 PM »
That's definitely different to most of the stuff featured on their page...
Yeah. Because they draw a lot of stuff for Yurin Yurin and other Hentai that are all Moe they don't draw a lot of non-moe styled stuff and it makes me  : (
I can get behind the Kancolle stuff, but the fact it's mostly lolis disappoints me.
It's like you're gay or something...

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The Flood / Re: To you weebs out there Peko draws the best grils.
« on: May 03, 2015, 06:33:14 PM »
He's good on his feet. Not perfect, but always cute.

Uh... not that I'd know, specifically.

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The Flood / Re: ITT: Post good beers.
« on: May 03, 2015, 06:24:54 PM »

[Pennsylvania intensifies]

22718
Strongbeer, AKA Kiyo.

22720
ugh... Clinton is Clinton, Sanders is a socialist.
Ruze Cruz is too socially conservative, Rand isn't really a libertarian and shills for the Koch bros, I don't know much about Rubio.

I wish they'd pick some sane people to run every once in a while...
Oh no! A dreaded Socialist!!

2sp00ky
Sorry, but I like my markets how I would like to see Snowden.

Free.

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ugh... Clinton is Clinton, Sanders is a socialist.
Ruze Cruz is too socially conservative, Rand isn't really a libertarian and shills for the Koch bros, I don't know much about Rubio.

I wish they'd pick some sane people to run every once in a while...

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The Flood / Re: Great Shitstain
« on: May 03, 2015, 05:04:39 PM »
Lol, why the fuck did you even move to the UK to begin with then if you're just bitching about it constantly? It really doesn't make any sense.
Probably didn't have much of a say in the matter.

22723
Meh... Needs more cute girls doing cute things in schoolgirl outfits.

22724
The Flood / Re: What's the last digit of pi?
« on: May 03, 2015, 03:00:05 PM »
i

22725
Having anxiety is not a fucking adventure.

I mean TL;DR
it's a title buttercup, and if you can't be arsed to read the post then why even bother posting?
Because it's Kiyo. That's what he does.

But yeah... Social anxiety is fun stuff, especially when you're even afraid of answering fucking phone calls.

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The Flood / Re: Your daily reminder
« on: May 03, 2015, 11:07:50 AM »
He'd look so much better shaven
Nah. He'd look much better white.
That's some kekworthy maymay you have going on.
it's the truth, yo.
I tend to disagree. Race/skin colour are irrelevant to my attraction to people.
What kind of liberal Muslim apologist brainwashing did they hit you with, son?
Son? B-but I'm a girl, daddy. I thought you knew.
In all seriousness though, it just never really felt any different interacting with other races.
Then you are lost!
I'm not lost, I'm found.
I'd be found in a casket before a nigger's bed.

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The Flood / Re: Your daily reminder
« on: May 03, 2015, 11:01:45 AM »
He'd look so much better shaven
Nah. He'd look much better white.
That's some kekworthy maymay you have going on.
it's the truth, yo.
I tend to disagree. Race/skin colour are irrelevant to my attraction to people.
What kind of liberal Muslim apologist brainwashing did they hit you with, son?
Son? B-but I'm a girl, daddy. I thought you knew.
In all seriousness though, it just never really felt any different interacting with other races.
Then you are lost!

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The Flood / Re: Your daily reminder
« on: May 03, 2015, 10:51:06 AM »
He'd look so much better shaven
Nah. He'd look much better white.
That's some kekworthy maymay you have going on.
it's the truth, yo.
I tend to disagree. Race/skin colour are irrelevant to my attraction to people.
What kind of liberal Muslim apologist brainwashing did they hit you with, son?

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The Flood / Re: Your daily reminder
« on: May 03, 2015, 10:46:15 AM »
He'd look so much better shaven
Nah. He'd look much better white.
That's some kekworthy maymay you have going on.
it's the truth, yo.

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The Flood / Re: Your daily reminder
« on: May 03, 2015, 09:19:21 AM »
He'd look so much better shaven
Nah. He'd look much better white.

22731
The Flood / Re: Mayweather V Pacquiao
« on: May 03, 2015, 12:32:14 AM »
Wow, lol that Mayweather guy spent the whole fight running away.
Nah, it's called counter punching. If you actually watch, he landed all the clean punches where as Manny was throwing his punches and just hitting gloves.

Counter attacking boxing isn't always flashy, but it is precise.
I thought that Boxing was about actually fighting and not jabbing and running away. What a boring match.
Boxing has a lot of dancing in it.
Still, from what I was told I expected an entertaining epic fight. Disappointing.
It's like video games. The hype is almost always better than the actual thing.

Or sex. At least the first time.
Speak for yourself, hun. My first time was better than this fight.
Not as painful, but more enjoyable overall.
But the difference was the fight actually went the distance. It wasn't quick and abrupt.

Spoiler
He lasted long enough, dear.

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you are like harry potter stuck at hogwarts
except i'm not a wizard
only ten years to go, right?
I thought you were younger than that.


That was a rather piss poor attempt of an insult.
Lol, the feeling is mutual :P
You're not witty
You're not clever
You're not a fox.
Free verse is bad and you should jump in front of a truck next time.

22733
you are like harry potter stuck at hogwarts
except i'm not a wizard
only ten years to go, right?
I thought you were younger than that.


That was a rather piss poor attempt of an insult.

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The Flood / Re: Mayweather V Pacquiao
« on: May 03, 2015, 12:10:56 AM »
Wow, lol that Mayweather guy spent the whole fight running away.
Nah, it's called counter punching. If you actually watch, he landed all the clean punches where as Manny was throwing his punches and just hitting gloves.

Counter attacking boxing isn't always flashy, but it is precise.
I thought that Boxing was about actually fighting and not jabbing and running away. What a boring match.
Boxing has a lot of dancing in it.
Still, from what I was told I expected an entertaining epic fight. Disappointing.
It's like video games. The hype is almost always better than the actual thing.

Or sex. At least the first time.
Speak for yourself, hun. My first time was better than this fight.
Not as painful, but more enjoyable overall.

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The Flood / Re: Mayweather V Pacquiao
« on: May 03, 2015, 12:03:56 AM »
Wow, lol that Mayweather guy spent the whole fight running away.
Nah, it's called counter punching. If you actually watch, he landed all the clean punches where as Manny was throwing his punches and just hitting gloves.

Counter attacking boxing isn't always flashy, but it is precise.
I thought that Boxing was about actually fighting and not jabbing and running away. What a boring match.
Boxing has a lot of dancing in it.

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The Flood / Re: Prove to me that the Illuminati isn't real
« on: May 02, 2015, 10:36:09 PM »
Prove to me that they are real
I'm not the one with the burden of proof here.
The default state of being is nonexistence. If something is to be believed as having existed, sufficient proof must be shown to overcome that default condition.

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The Flood / Re: That didn't take long.
« on: May 02, 2015, 10:17:53 PM »
Now if only Kiyo could join him.

Nah Kiyo is cool
Fuck off, Rocket. You just shill for the fallen because Jesus tells you to.

Screw you Das, you jump to Christian stereotypes because you're a snake.
You are literally Satan.
And the serpent is left to crawl upon his belly for he had the stupidity and the pride to defy God.

FTFY Stan
It is better to rule in hell than serve in heaven.
SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED

Stop drop and roll doesn't work in Hell bub
Hell is cold, homeslice.


Looks about right. I'll take 400 over 500 anyday, seeing as how I basically die in 90* weather.

>failing to mention I proved Hell isn't frozen

Snakey-snake plz
>implying I wouldn't be within the deepest parts, devoid of heat and furthest from the light and love of the lord, with the Devil himself, in all of his blue canon glory.

pfffft there is no safety for you
Just remember that the serpent alone stood up to a tyrant.
When God said "don't eat this tree" he said "fuck you, old man. I'll throw your tea in a harbor."

Just remember we're going in circles
Circular reasoning is my especiality.

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The Flood / Re: That didn't take long.
« on: May 02, 2015, 10:06:27 PM »
Now if only Kiyo could join him.

Nah Kiyo is cool
Fuck off, Rocket. You just shill for the fallen because Jesus tells you to.

Screw you Das, you jump to Christian stereotypes because you're a snake.
You are literally Satan.
And the serpent is left to crawl upon his belly for he had the stupidity and the pride to defy God.

FTFY Stan
It is better to rule in hell than serve in heaven.
SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED

Stop drop and roll doesn't work in Hell bub
Hell is cold, homeslice.


Looks about right. I'll take 400 over 500 anyday, seeing as how I basically die in 90* weather.

>failing to mention I proved Hell isn't frozen

Snakey-snake plz
>implying I wouldn't be within the deepest parts, devoid of heat and furthest from the light and love of the lord, with the Devil himself, in all of his blue canon glory.

pfffft there is no safety for you
Just remember that the serpent alone stood up to a tyrant.
When God said "don't eat this tree" he said "fuck you, old man. I'll throw your tea in a harbor."

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