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The Flood / Re: What are some of your favorite foods?
« on: May 04, 2015, 05:13:49 PM »
Smoked sausage
Fresh sausage
Venison sausage
Polish sausage
Sausage stew
Summer sausage
Sausage and milk gravy
Sausage sandwich
Grilled sausage
Fried sausage
Sausage spaghetti
Sausage over rice
Chicken sausage
Split sausages
Sausage omelet
Sausage and potatoes

That's about it.

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The Flood / Re: itt: post shit you have that you bet others dont
« on: May 04, 2015, 05:07:12 PM »
An EMT certification and ambulance driver's license
Well I got a humvee license.
After I put one in the air on a tank trail.

God that was fun.

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The Flood / Re: Goodnight, Flood.
« on: May 04, 2015, 04:35:27 PM »
Goodnight, please feel free to not wake up.

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Serious / Re: "Draw Muhammad" shooting in Garland Texas
« on: May 04, 2015, 04:15:19 PM »
It still baffles me that in this day and age, people continue to legitimately believe that violence is an appropriate retaliation to fucking words. And just lol at all the victim blaming ITT. You have a right to express whatever shitty opinion you want. The fact that we live in a world where feeling scared that your values might get you killed is commonplace is disgusting.
But they weren't targeted for their views, they were targeted because they provoked it. Serves them right tbf.
Oh sure, but if I say that about scantly clad women and rape I'm a "misogynist" and "socially backwards".

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The Flood / Re: >there are people on this website right now
« on: May 04, 2015, 04:12:15 PM »
Yeah but then they went and made Martian Manhunter immune to fire.

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The Flood / Re: Cute pics :3
« on: May 04, 2015, 03:53:18 PM »


the implications of the second are creepy, bro.

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The Flood / Re: What's the worst country in the world?
« on: May 04, 2015, 03:04:27 PM »
Albania. Fuck them guys.

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Serious / Re: "Draw Muhammad" shooting in Garland Texas
« on: May 04, 2015, 02:09:54 PM »
However, with their freedom of expression, they'd probably kill you.
Is it freedom of expression if it's illegal?

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The Flood / Re: When you see my username...
« on: May 04, 2015, 01:48:54 PM »
cHRIS tOMLIN'S NOT REAL(ly good)

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Is that where Das lives?
I wouldn't ever move to England, not even for all the underage children in the world.

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The Flood / Re: Suicide Squad Revealed in .jpg Format
« on: May 04, 2015, 01:03:06 PM »
I think they all look pretty cool except for Killer Croc. I mean what the fuck is up with his head?

and I would 100% smash Harley Quinn
basically this.
Excellent taste once more, Nasty.

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The Flood / Re: itt: post shit you have that you bet others dont
« on: May 04, 2015, 07:13:58 AM »
Not many people have black belts I suppose.
tfw maybe a year from a black belt in Taekwondo when studio closesd

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The Flood / Re: itt: post shit you have that you bet others dont
« on: May 04, 2015, 05:46:11 AM »
NFL 2K5
pretty sure that's the one I have

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The Flood / Re: Tropes you despise
« on: May 03, 2015, 10:05:45 PM »
Are these like stereotypes?
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Tropes are devices and conventions that a writer can reasonably rely on as being present in the audience members' minds and expectations. On the whole, tropes are not clichés. The word clichéd means "stereotyped and trite." In other words, dull and uninteresting. We are not looking for dull and uninteresting entries. We are here to recognize tropes and play with them, not to make fun of them.
I still don't understand.
Have fun.

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The Flood / Re: Tropes you despise
« on: May 03, 2015, 09:31:45 PM »
Audible sharpness.

I cringe every... fucking... *schwing* time...
oh god lol

also

*turns gun into a different direction*

*loads of racket*
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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The Flood / Re: Tropes you despise
« on: May 03, 2015, 09:24:42 PM »
Audible sharpness.

I cringe every... fucking... *schwing* time...

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The Flood / Re: What have you learned today?
« on: May 03, 2015, 09:18:04 PM »
Also, never to be in the sights of a KV-2's 122mm gun
Stop playing arcade, faggot.

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The Flood / Re: ITT: Post good beers.
« on: May 03, 2015, 09:13:51 PM »
Guinness is the only beer I've ever enjoyed.

For cheaper beers, Budweiser, Natty Light, and Keystone are decent. Pretty much all the rest can burn in hell.

If you want something that tastes really good, has higher alcohol percentage and is cheap, you could go with twisted tea or apple ale, but those are obviously frowned upon because of muh maskulinity.
Good lord, if you have to drink cheap, drink Lionshead. Don't subject the poor kid to the horrors of Natty or Keyestone.

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The Flood / Re: Rum vs Beer
« on: May 03, 2015, 08:49:04 PM »
What kind of faggot drunks rum?

I take it you've never been inside a gay pirates poop deck
I have not

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The Flood / Re: So this one guy comes into a bar...
« on: May 03, 2015, 08:46:18 PM »
I don't like bars. All the women are old.

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what is this i don't even

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The Flood / Re: Rum vs Beer
« on: May 03, 2015, 08:45:00 PM »
What kind of faggot drunks rum?

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better dead than red

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The Flood / Re: Best moderator
« on: May 03, 2015, 08:14:43 PM »
Whoever banned Dustin and the two that were banned for the Kiyo thing.
>implying Slash and Noelle deserved a ban
>Noelle
did nothing wrong.

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The Flood / Re: Best moderator
« on: May 03, 2015, 08:07:05 PM »
Whoever banned Dustin and the two that were banned for the Kiyo thing.
>implying Slash and Noelle deserved a ban

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The Flood / Re: This is why we own concealed weapons
« on: May 03, 2015, 07:59:10 PM »
This thread has changed my life. I have seen the evils of my ways. Brb, burning all of my family's firearms. Thanks, Nick, for being such a swell guy and a solid debater.

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The Flood / Re: Goodnight Sep7icTank
« on: May 03, 2015, 07:49:42 PM »
Good night, feel free to not come back.
Or not wake up. Either is preferable, though the later might make for better news.

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The Flood / Re: This is why we own concealed weapons
« on: May 03, 2015, 07:48:23 PM »
Because you know, raising your voice
Because raising your voice will save somebody.

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or shooting in the air is not enough to get someone's attention
And potentially killing somebody a mile away as well as giving the attacker time to draw and shoot you if they're armed.

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Pointing a gun at someone would be enough to intimidate most people
The guy rushed him as he pointed his gun.

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- no, you kill a man because who gives a shit - you gotta a gun so you go on a human safari.
There's this thing called "self defense". I know you Eurofags think saying shit like "just run away" isn't laughably pathetic and you consider it a viable and good option, so I'll just wait for the inevitable pacifist bullshit reply about how the criminal's life is worth more than a woman who might be a mother and is being attacked for absolutely no reason.

Enjoy the freedom of being paranoid around cops.
Challenger's whitish though.
Sad thing is, hes right

In USA, every motherfucker and their pet gold fish are armed so the system pretty much works on "shoot first ask questions later."

This is probably why you shouldn't arm every motherfucker in the first place...

Actually, this is why you raise people with some common fucking sense and deceny. Keep a level headed society. It certainly won't curb every crime and make thing peachy.

But it's better than living in paranoia of who's going to shoot whom first, and for what purpose. At this point you can't really fix it though. Take away guns and you'll leave only criminals and cops with guns. Cops don't show up on the dot and they can't be there to save everybody.

It's the way things roll.

Safest bet is to just stay the fuck away from population centers cause it'll only get worse.
But this could have been prevented if the fire hydrants were armed and trash cans could transform into missile silos.
African-American questioning interjection

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The Flood / Re: This is why we own concealed weapons
« on: May 03, 2015, 07:35:35 PM »
Because you know, raising your voice
Because raising your voice will save somebody.

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or shooting in the air is not enough to get someone's attention
And potentially killing somebody a mile away as well as giving the attacker time to draw and shoot you if they're armed.

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Pointing a gun at someone would be enough to intimidate most people
The guy rushed him as he pointed his gun.

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- no, you kill a man because who gives a shit - you gotta a gun so you go on a human safari.
There's this thing called "self defense". I know you Eurofags think saying shit like "just run away" isn't laughably pathetic and you consider it a viable and good option, so I'll just wait for the inevitable pacifist bullshit reply about how the criminal's life is worth more than a woman who might be a mother and is being attacked for absolutely no reason.

Enjoy the freedom of being paranoid around cops.
Challenger's whitish though.

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