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The Flood / Re: I've been pretty MIA, missed me?
« on: May 04, 2015, 10:40:33 PM »
You left?

aww I missed you too!
I wasn't posting much.
weird... I thought I saw you regularly over the weekend.

it's only been for the past couple of days.
I was all over here on the weekend.
But... today is monday.

can you tell I have opened two days in a row?
haha sorry my brain is so dead.
No, no I cannot.

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The Flood / Re: I've been pretty MIA, missed me?
« on: May 04, 2015, 10:34:52 PM »
You left?

aww I missed you too!
I wasn't posting much.
weird... I thought I saw you regularly over the weekend.

it's only been for the past couple of days.
I was all over here on the weekend.
But... today is monday.

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The Flood / Re: I've been pretty MIA, missed me?
« on: May 04, 2015, 10:02:45 PM »
You left?

aww I missed you too!
I wasn't posting much.
weird... I thought I saw you regularly over the weekend.

22654
The Flood / Re: I've been pretty MIA, missed me?
« on: May 04, 2015, 10:01:09 PM »
You left?

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The Flood / Re: Goodnight, Flood.
« on: May 04, 2015, 09:49:56 PM »
Goodnight, please feel free to not wake up.
Why is it you don't wish death upon me? Why am I not special?
It doesn't have to be death, just a really, really, really long coma...
Avoiding the question? How disappointing.
Go trip on DMT and think you're being abducted by aliens so you jump off of the spaceship to escape but really you're just jumping out of your window and running into traffic.
You gonna supply me with some bitcoin so I can order some off the darknet?
Get a job, ya hippie.

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The Flood / Re: What are some of your favorite foods?
« on: May 04, 2015, 09:36:56 PM »
Smoked sausage
Fresh sausage
Venison sausage
Polish sausage
Sausage stew
Summer sausage
Sausage and milk gravy
Sausage sandwich
Grilled sausage
Fried sausage
Sausage spaghetti
Sausage over rice
Chicken sausage
Split sausages
Sausage omelet
Sausage and potatoes

That's about it.
Fukkin Germans
Sausage was God's greatest gift to the world.

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The Flood / Re: Goodnight, Flood.
« on: May 04, 2015, 09:28:34 PM »
Goodnight, please feel free to not wake up.
Why is it you don't wish death upon me? Why am I not special?
It doesn't have to be death, just a really, really, really long coma...
Avoiding the question? How disappointing.
Go trip on DMT and think you're being abducted by aliens so you jump off of the spaceship to escape but really you're just jumping out of your window and running into traffic.

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The Flood / Re: Goodnight, Flood.
« on: May 04, 2015, 09:24:07 PM »
Goodnight, please feel free to not wake up.
Why is it you don't wish death upon me? Why am I not special?
It doesn't have to be death, just a really, really, really long coma...

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The Flood / Re: itt: post shit you have that you bet others dont
« on: May 04, 2015, 08:19:04 PM »
An EMT certification and ambulance driver's license
Well I got a humvee license.
After I put one in the air on a tank trail.

God that was fun.

Why not a tank license :(
Because I'm not a tanker... it gets hot in tanks. I don't like hot.

Haven't you ever heard of AC? Jeebus
Yeah, the AC on the Abrams only drops the interior like, 20* from the outside ambient temperature in a desert environment. It's for the computers, not the crew.

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The Flood / Re: I went to the gym today
« on: May 04, 2015, 08:04:56 PM »
Yall niggas is so obsessed with dicks smh
/chronic

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The Flood / Re: top 3 worst mods?
« on: May 04, 2015, 07:03:44 PM »

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The Flood / Re: top 3 worst mods?
« on: May 04, 2015, 07:03:23 PM »
name one good mod
Caliente's Beautiful Bodies Edition v3

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The Flood / Re: I went to the gym today
« on: May 04, 2015, 07:01:49 PM »
when I am rich and  famous i will find you all and murder you
I'm suing for emotional distress. Get ready for millions, if not billions of dollars of sweet American justice to be payed out.

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The Flood / Re: I went to the gym today
« on: May 04, 2015, 06:58:27 PM »
shame about your small dick tho

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The Flood / Re: top 3 worst mods?
« on: May 04, 2015, 06:57:48 PM »
this is how real niggas pimp their ride

i used to play that game a lot

i just left all my evo's bumpers run basic bitch tho

god damn i loved that game

also


the song that played when you had an exotic car selected

that was my fucking jam man


and speaking of rally cars and slightly old racing games, you ever play rallisport challenge?

no but now i want to play that game

YouTube


i always liked this more

YouTube

um
sorry
but you forgot best class
YouTube

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The Flood / Re: Locking too many threads
« on: May 04, 2015, 06:55:30 PM »
Good Job, yu. That thread was perfectly valid.
#modbias #fireyutaka #tacobellisrealmexican #bringbackthebeefycrunch #wearethe99cents

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Serious / Re: "Draw Muhammad" shooting in Garland Texas
« on: May 04, 2015, 06:52:18 PM »
And the globs and globs of heavily armed security were there for what reason then?
The venue told the organization that they would not host such a controversial event without an incredible amount of security provided and paid for by the organization.
Then there's where the organization became without a doubt aware that what they were doing would infuriate a lot of people.

Hell, why the fuck would they even host a stupid picture-drawing contest of Muhammed if the aim wasn't to piss of Muslims?
Because that was the aim. SIOA, less radically known as American Freedom Defense Initiative is listed as an anti-islam hate group by the Southern Poverty Law Center. That said, what they did wasn't really illegal, just kinda on par with WBC tier scummery. And with that said, the only people still in the wrong are our two freelance soldiers of Allah who died doing what they love.

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Serious / Re: "Draw Muhammad" shooting in Garland Texas
« on: May 04, 2015, 06:44:40 PM »
And the globs and globs of heavily armed security were there for what reason then?
The venue told the organization that they would not host such a controversial event without an incredible amount of security provided and paid for by the organization.

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The Flood / Re: itt: post shit you have that you bet others dont
« on: May 04, 2015, 06:41:17 PM »


The 96/97 Celtic Away shirt. I bet none of you uncultured amerifats have even heard of Celtic (no, not the basketball team).
>calls soccer football
>proceeds to call others uncultured
leCostanzaface.jpg
Considering soccer is the burgerclap shortening of Association Football. You are too lazy to say the whole name
Actually a bong shortening popularized in the 19th century that fell out of use in the mid-late 20th century for having become considered too "american". Americans kept calling it soccer to differentiate between our own football, which became a thing in the mid 1800's, and association football.
Let's also not forget that rugby's full title used to be rugby football. That's mostly hand and carry based though, ain't it?

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The Flood / Re: top 3 worst mods?
« on: May 04, 2015, 06:33:17 PM »
*insert images of cars with cardboard spoilers here*

>painting your hood roof and trunk flat black
>people are still doing this thing despite the current year
it just looks like house paint too
Better than plasti-dip, I guess. the corners won't wear away, lol

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The Flood / Re: itt: post shit you have that you bet others dont
« on: May 04, 2015, 06:31:52 PM »

The 96/97 Celtic Away shirt. I bet none of you uncultured amerifats have even heard of Celtic (no, not the basketball team).
>calls soccer football
>proceeds to call others uncultured
leCostanzaface.jpg

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The Flood / Re: top 3 worst mods?
« on: May 04, 2015, 06:29:48 PM »
*insert images of cars with cardboard spoilers here*

>painting your hood roof and trunk flat black
>people are still doing this thing despite the current year

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The Flood / Re: top 3 worst mods?
« on: May 04, 2015, 06:28:20 PM »
dat cf wrap tho. instant weight reduction because cf is fucking magic
bro im telling you comic sans is da font you needa go wit shits supa sporty
but impact is bigger tho
no replacement for displacement

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The Flood / Re: top 3 worst mods?
« on: May 04, 2015, 06:24:49 PM »
dat cf wrap tho. instant weight reduction because cf is fucking magic

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Serious / Re: "Draw Muhammad" shooting in Garland Texas
« on: May 04, 2015, 06:08:51 PM »
yea guys, talk about the brave mens who shot the bed guys


God... I fucking hate tacticooled cops.

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The Flood / Re: Cute pics :3
« on: May 04, 2015, 06:03:31 PM »

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The Flood / Re: itt: post shit you have that you bet others dont
« on: May 04, 2015, 05:58:59 PM »
Not mine but two motorcycles are in my house, haven't seen anyone on this site talk about bikes
Mega Sceptile rides some bimmer sports bike (I remembered that right, right? You sold the R1, right?)and I have an '82 Honda.

I can't think of any other riders off the top of my head.

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The Flood / Re: itt: post shit you have that you bet others dont
« on: May 04, 2015, 05:56:33 PM »
An EMT certification and ambulance driver's license
Well I got a humvee license.
After I put one in the air on a tank trail.

God that was fun.

Why not a tank license :(
Because I'm not a tanker... it gets hot in tanks. I don't like hot.

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