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Septagon / Re: Proposal: one name change a week limit
« on: May 06, 2015, 09:11:36 PM »
My first amendment rights are being oppressed.

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>implying you would make your son a felon for a nonviolent, victimless crime

OT: OP.

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Oh! I would absolutely love to see a Sanders/Congress budget battle. Holy fuck would that be good television.

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The Flood / Re: Why are short haired girls the best?
« on: May 06, 2015, 08:23:02 PM »
They simply are, tomboys a best.
At this point you may as well just be gay.

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The Flood / Re: i combine gatsby and casper to make
« on: May 06, 2015, 08:12:39 PM »
What are we supposed to be discussing here?
all right SecondDas
Stop trying to make SecondDas happen. It's not going to happen.

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The Flood / Re: Why are short haired girls the best?
« on: May 06, 2015, 08:10:06 PM »
Eww, OP, is that ellen degeneres?
You got a problem with Ellen?
Yeah. her breath smells like fish.

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The Flood / Re: Why are short haired girls the best?
« on: May 06, 2015, 08:09:34 PM »
Big tits and nice ass > hairstyles
flat chest>saggy fat lumps

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The Flood / Re: Why are short haired girls the best?
« on: May 06, 2015, 08:09:08 PM »
Spoiler
dude
she looks like a fourteen year old boy.

Nice.

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The Flood / Re: Why are short haired girls the best?
« on: May 06, 2015, 08:02:58 PM »
Eww, OP, is that ellen degeneres?
No clue. I just like the hairstyle.
No wait, I see it now. That's Justin Beiber.
You fucking faggot.

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The Flood / Re: Why are short haired girls the best?
« on: May 06, 2015, 08:01:32 PM »
Eww, OP, is that ellen degeneres?

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The Flood / Re: what's the point of deleting spam?
« on: May 06, 2015, 07:54:51 PM »
I could see an argument for less clutter around the front page.

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The Flood / Re: Survival scenario poll
« on: May 06, 2015, 07:47:14 PM »
Furry raves sound fun.
I've always kinda wanted to try LSD after that one time on molly...

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The Flood / Re: Survival scenario poll
« on: May 06, 2015, 07:45:39 PM »
I'd try and see if I could finish masturbating before my hand freezes fast...

Your hand freezes to your dick and while you're jacking it your rip your dick skin right off
Well, at least it'll make for a funny conversation whenever my body may be found.

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The Flood / Re: Survival scenario poll
« on: May 06, 2015, 07:34:24 PM »
I'd try and see if I could finish masturbating before my hand freezes fast...

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The Flood / Re: Goodnight Floof
« on: May 06, 2015, 07:04:33 PM »
Good night. Please don't wake up.

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The Flood / Re: Survival scenario poll
« on: May 06, 2015, 07:04:13 PM »
Five miles... even just wearing the cargo shorts I'm wearing now I'd be sweating if I ran that. That sweat would freeze me, and my bare feet would be too frozen to run right, so I'll walk.

Actually, do I get to keep what's currently in my pocket? 'Cause I could totally cut tinder and light a fire with what I'm packing. Knit a sweater while I'm at it.

Judging by your apparel, you wouldn't have the time to cut or light tinder. So yes, you keep all your things. But i cargo shorts and bare feet, standing still and not moving, you have at the very maximum 10 minutes.
My cold edginess would save me.
And maybe a dead coyote or two...

Animals don't come out at -25. Specially coyotes.
well then, I suppose I'll just split my chest and get it over with.

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The Flood / Re: Survival scenario poll
« on: May 06, 2015, 07:00:01 PM »
Five miles... even just wearing the cargo shorts I'm wearing now I'd be sweating if I ran that. That sweat would freeze me, and my bare feet would be too frozen to run right, so I'll walk.

Actually, do I get to keep what's currently in my pocket? 'Cause I could totally cut tinder and light a fire with what I'm packing. Knit a sweater while I'm at it.

Judging by your apparel, you wouldn't have the time to cut or light tinder. So yes, you keep all your things. But i cargo shorts and bare feet, standing still and not moving, you have at the very maximum 10 minutes.
My cold edginess would save me.
And maybe a dead coyote or two...

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The Flood / Re: Survival scenario poll
« on: May 06, 2015, 06:53:46 PM »
Five miles... even just wearing the cargo shorts I'm wearing now I'd be sweating if I ran that. That sweat would freeze me, and my bare feet would be too frozen to run right, so I'll walk.

Actually, do I get to keep what's currently in my pocket? 'Cause I could totally cut tinder and light a fire with what I'm packing. Knit a sweater while I'm at it.

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The Flood / Re: I WAS BORN SICK, BUT I LOVE YOU
« on: May 06, 2015, 06:48:53 PM »
Radio killed that song.
YouTube

Absolutely love the rest of the album though.

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Can we discus how awesome Bernie Sanders is?  He doesn't care if you're republican or democrat, if you're shilling for corporations and wasting taxpayer dollars, he will rat you out on the floor.  In public.
Cool. Now let's talk about how he hates constitutional gun ownership, wants to raise corporate taxes, and voted to reauthorize the Violence Against Women act.
awesome!
I thought you'd be against outdated and unneeded legislation that discriminates against men in the legal system.

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The Flood / Re: Drinking alone today
« on: May 06, 2015, 05:48:56 PM »
are you ugly?
I've been told I'm not.

They don't want to hurt your feelings
#justiceforElegiac

The fuck does this have to do with you?
Everything is about Elegiac. He's kind of a big deal.

But he has a micropenis
^

#morejusticeforElegiac

Do the world some justice and kill yourself
lol, what a bunch of sad little assholes


How's about we string ya by your hinds and gut ya in my garage?


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The Flood / Re: Drinking alone today
« on: May 06, 2015, 05:31:37 PM »
are you ugly?
I've been told I'm not.

They don't want to hurt your feelings
#justiceforElegiac

The fuck does this have to do with you?
Everything is about Elegiac. He's kind of a big deal.

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The Flood / Re: What if the world was taken over by furries
« on: May 06, 2015, 04:56:43 PM »
There are female furries, right?
If it looks like a chick it's probably a dude.
#1 rule of furry art, brah.
Could you tell the difference by their voice?
That's a highly offensive question. Die cis scum.

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The Flood / Re: Drinking alone today
« on: May 06, 2015, 04:53:21 PM »
#modabuse
#justiceforJim
#Noelledidnothingwrong
#cutforslash
#kiyogate

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The Flood / Re: What if the world was taken over by furries
« on: May 06, 2015, 04:51:05 PM »
There are female furries, right?
If it looks like a chick it's probably a dude.
#1 rule of furry art, brah.

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Can we discus how awesome Bernie Sanders is?  He doesn't care if you're republican or democrat, if you're shilling for corporations and wasting taxpayer dollars, he will rat you out on the floor.  In public.
Cool. Now let's talk about how he hates constitutional gun ownership, wants to raise corporate taxes, and voted to reauthorize the Violence Against Women act.

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The Flood / Re: What if the world was taken over by furries
« on: May 06, 2015, 04:46:45 PM »
Meh. As long as I can still hunt foxes/coyote/assorted feral canines we're good.

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The Flood / Re: So if I were beheaded by al-Qaeda....
« on: May 06, 2015, 04:33:09 PM »
>hadjis
>ever having innocence

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i like sanders
sanders
sand-ers
sandnigga
I don't like sandniggers. They're course and rude, and they jihad everywhere.

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So is Ben Carson a viable Republican option?

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