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The Flood / Re: Guys with top knots
« on: May 11, 2015, 11:03:15 AM »

White pride world wide

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The Flood / Re: How many of you want to be pretty girls (or boys)?
« on: May 11, 2015, 07:52:32 AM »
I dream of being a lolicon futa.

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The Flood / Re: Guys with top knots
« on: May 11, 2015, 06:40:07 AM »
Throw it on the side, white pride world wide.

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The Flood / Re: You all need to leave.
« on: May 10, 2015, 09:35:53 PM »
But I'm paying for it.
Those are offernings to the internet god.
I'm the pope of webbism.
Therefore all your base are belong to me.
So like, do I have to confess my sins to you now?
No, you just have to promise to make me a part of them.
can do.
Now to just go find those butt photos..

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The Flood / Re: So my Prom was yesterday
« on: May 10, 2015, 09:27:32 PM »
I skipped mine to  go drink. I regret nothing.

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The Flood / Re: The fucking nerve of some people
« on: May 10, 2015, 08:58:27 PM »
Someone died?
Wow you fucking too?

Jesus you guys, Arky's turning in his grave.

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The Flood / Re: im pretty sure this constitutes as slavery
« on: May 10, 2015, 08:50:38 PM »
you know i think hello kitty is like a meme before memes
i dunno brah
memetics is a pretty old science
our quote wars will now be able a battle between two people and a table
fuck this table man.
i fucked up my last sentence

your table flipping is a distraction
You just don't get it man. You weren't there.
stop
you stop
this table needs to be kept safe
It's safer upside down.
a four person pegboy holder
Don't objectify my table like that.
i think i'll rectify it how i want
No.
double no
That doesn't mean yes.
triple no
Still no.
overno

noing spree
Nojoy.

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The Flood / Re: im pretty sure this constitutes as slavery
« on: May 10, 2015, 08:47:13 PM »
you know i think hello kitty is like a meme before memes
i dunno brah
memetics is a pretty old science
our quote wars will now be able a battle between two people and a table
fuck this table man.
i fucked up my last sentence

your table flipping is a distraction
You just don't get it man. You weren't there.
stop
you stop
this table needs to be kept safe
It's safer upside down.
a four person pegboy holder
Don't objectify my table like that.
i think i'll rectify it how i want
No.
double no
That doesn't mean yes.
triple no
Still no.

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The Flood / Re: I bought the internet and I've owned it since 2009.
« on: May 10, 2015, 08:46:50 PM »
The Internet was a mistake. It's nothing but trash
If aliens ever find earth I hope they don't discover the internet.
but how will they discover fugtrup's r34 gifs?
I'll hand deliver them with a smile on my face and a boner in my pants.

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The Flood / Re: im pretty sure this constitutes as slavery
« on: May 10, 2015, 08:44:59 PM »
you know i think hello kitty is like a meme before memes
i dunno brah
memetics is a pretty old science
our quote wars will now be able a battle between two people and a table
fuck this table man.
i fucked up my last sentence

your table flipping is a distraction
You just don't get it man. You weren't there.
stop
you stop
this table needs to be kept safe
It's safer upside down.
a four person pegboy holder
Don't objectify my table like that.
i think i'll rectify it how i want
No.
double no
That doesn't mean yes.

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The Flood / Re: im pretty sure this constitutes as slavery
« on: May 10, 2015, 08:41:06 PM »

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The Flood / Re: I bought the internet and I've owned it since 2009.
« on: May 10, 2015, 08:40:31 PM »
The Internet was a mistake. It's nothing but trash
If aliens ever find earth I hope they don't discover the internet.

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Serious / Re: I'm really depressed again dammit
« on: May 10, 2015, 08:29:53 PM »
Not that it's not a serious topic, but it's not a Serious Forum topic... as Door has stated with examples of similar threads that were moved out of Serious before.

We should really change that.

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The Flood / Re: I bought the internet and I've owned it since 2009.
« on: May 10, 2015, 08:28:21 PM »
But Deci

I just acquired Decimation Studios because of an insurance lawsuit.

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The Flood / Re: im pretty sure this constitutes as slavery
« on: May 10, 2015, 08:26:08 PM »
you know i think hello kitty is like a meme before memes
i dunno brah
memetics is a pretty old science
our quote wars will now be able a battle between two people and a table
fuck this table man.
i fucked up my last sentence

your table flipping is a distraction
You just don't get it man. You weren't there.

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The Flood / Re: You all need to leave.
« on: May 10, 2015, 08:25:33 PM »
But I'm paying for it.
Those are offernings to the internet god.
I'm the pope of webbism.
Therefore all your base are belong to me.
So like, do I have to confess my sins to you now?

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The Flood / Re: Why do you people "favorite" female members?
« on: May 10, 2015, 08:23:40 PM »
Conservatives burn in hell. Jesus would have voted Democrat.

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The Flood / Re: im pretty sure this constitutes as slavery
« on: May 10, 2015, 08:22:56 PM »
you know i think hello kitty is like a meme before memes
i dunno brah
memetics is a pretty old science
our quote wars will now be able a battle between two people and a table
fuck this table man.

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Are We Really Gonna Do This All Thread Now?

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The Flood / Re: im pretty sure this constitutes as slavery
« on: May 10, 2015, 08:20:40 PM »
you know i think hello kitty is like a meme before memes
i dunno brah
memetics is a pretty old science

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The Flood / Re: Noodles' Tinder Antics
« on: May 10, 2015, 07:35:42 PM »
I once matched with someone who made a profile for an ice cream cone
was it a sexy ice cream cone?
if i remember correctly the profile picture was a stock photo of a generic vanilla cone

so no, just a basic bitch
Wow, ain't nobody want that.

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The Flood / Re: Happy Mother's Day!
« on: May 10, 2015, 07:35:06 PM »
I worked all day so I ended up just going out to a later dinner with her.
Oh, and I got her this thing

She loves moose... and wine...
But I had to cut my visit short as now I have to pack for a week long stay at lovely Ft. I.G... yay... whoo... fatigues in the humid may weather... god damn I fucking love the Army.

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The Flood / Re: Noodles' Tinder Antics
« on: May 10, 2015, 07:30:06 PM »
I once matched with someone who made a profile for an ice cream cone
was it a sexy ice cream cone?

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The Flood / Re: Sep7agon was a mistake.
« on: May 10, 2015, 07:28:27 PM »
At least it helped spawn the Caliph Ibraham Fan Club.
Your avatar just reminded me that I miss TOTD.
We all do. So I shall be a monument and a memorial to his antics.

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The Flood / Re: Does anyone else here struggle to watch films? <.<
« on: May 10, 2015, 07:24:29 PM »
I struggle to make it to the ending of Das Boot because those bastard coward allied pilots kill the good and lovable nazi crew while leaving that faggot Werner alive. Worst ending ever.

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