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The Flood / Re: I'd rather ask the forum.
« on: May 11, 2015, 10:51:06 PM »
Lemon is and of itself, a persona. A persona that thrives on funposts and bamter. May e if you weren't so autistic you would have realized that by now.
What you describe, bearing lemon in mind, is a hell of a lot closer to social or mental disorder than I ever will be.
Except it's not

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The Flood / Re: I had sex with the pillow again
« on: May 11, 2015, 10:50:10 PM »
I really need to be a girlfriend.
I'm stuck around Harrisburg all week...

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The Flood / Re: I'd rather ask the forum.
« on: May 11, 2015, 10:49:12 PM »
well this is basically a forum filled with douchebags. They can be douchebags whilst following the rules and the ninjas dont exactly enforce thread derailment these days.

*sips tea*
"these days"
You shoulda been here in the beginning, lol

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The Flood / Re: I'd rather ask the forum.
« on: May 11, 2015, 10:47:57 PM »
Lemon is and of itself, a persona. A persona that thrives on funposts and bamter. May e if you weren't so autistic you would have realized that by now.

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The Flood / Re: TheOneTrueDesticle reporting in
« on: May 11, 2015, 10:37:01 PM »
I really really really like that picture.

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The Flood / Re: So let's be honest
« on: May 11, 2015, 10:16:14 PM »
Righteous, bro. You do you, imma drink more Jager and make jokes about you.
STOP BEING SUCH A SHITBIRD
TAKE YOUR LITTLE POO CREW ELSEWHERE AND STOP FOLLOWING ME AROUND

FUCKKIT

k.
 I see now the eror of my way.
Gon go jump off balcony.
Thank you  le Mon man.

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The Flood / Re: Sup homos, how big is your weiner?(pics)
« on: May 11, 2015, 10:08:49 PM »
Got the girth to make any faggot gag, and that's all I care about.

And lol Jive making another "check my muscles guys I'm totally not insecure" thread

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Serious / Re: "You should absolutely be forced to be vegan."
« on: May 11, 2015, 09:55:24 PM »
Correct, I don't.
Lesser beings and what-not, quick deaths and all that jazz. Efficient killing factories and shit...
Lesser beings based on what? We have a vocabulary and they don't? Would you condone killing and eating retards? I mean, not all of us are capable of thinking, let alone thinking logically. Where do you draw the line?
Well, I actually am kind of for the uh... culling of the mentally retarded as they are nothing but a drain on resources.
otthild pls go
Fuck that. She had a kid and robbed anothr child his chance of adoption. I would never support that.

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Serious / Re: "You should absolutely be forced to be vegan."
« on: May 11, 2015, 09:28:24 PM »
Correct, I don't.
Lesser beings and what-not, quick deaths and all that jazz. Efficient killing factories and shit...
Lesser beings based on what? We have a vocabulary and they don't? Would you condone killing and eating retards? I mean, not all of us are capable of thinking, let alone thinking logically. Where do you draw the line?
Well, I actually am kind of for the uh... culling of the mentally retarded as they are nothing but a drain on resources.

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Serious / Re: "You should absolutely be forced to be vegan."
« on: May 11, 2015, 09:15:14 PM »
Shall not be infringed and free country antics aside, I just don't think you should be able to ever legislate this kind of thinking.
We already do, though. I mentioned the murder thing. I'm sure you don't think killing animals is analogous to murder, though.
Correct, I don't.
Lesser beings and what-not, quick deaths and all that jazz. Efficient killing factories and shit...

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Serious / Re: "White Appreciation Day" backlash at restaurant
« on: May 11, 2015, 09:12:36 PM »
For his sake, he's fortunate he's hispanic.

If he was white and tried this he'd be teared asunder.
Hispanics are white though, jet ask Zimmerman.

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Serious / Re: "You should absolutely be forced to be vegan."
« on: May 11, 2015, 09:10:40 PM »
Shall not be infringed and free country antics aside, I just don't think you should be able to ever legislate this kind of thinking.

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The Flood / Re: So let's be honest
« on: May 11, 2015, 08:41:51 PM »
Righteous, bro. You do you, imma drink more Jager and make jokes about you.

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The Flood / Re: So let's be honest
« on: May 11, 2015, 08:35:44 PM »
The only appropriate response now is as follows.

Chally 4:15 "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"

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The Flood / Re: So let's be honest
« on: May 11, 2015, 08:28:03 PM »
Lol, I think he's mad.
I mean, hey Elegiac, you're right. It's not like I've done anything worthwhile in my life. It's not like I've ever benefited another life besides my own. It's not like I didn't wake up this morning and have to wear this jacket...
Spoiler
At least I'm doing things. Go write another shitty free verse poem and maybe step in front of another car.

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The Flood / Re: Mods are Jive
« on: May 11, 2015, 08:20:41 PM »
*insert penis joke here*

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The Flood / Re: So let's be honest
« on: May 11, 2015, 08:18:47 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Hey parents of the world
« on: May 11, 2015, 08:17:35 PM »
memearrow capeshit
memearrow not a children's movie

Your fault, OP. Maybe if you had better taste in fictional women this wouldn't be a problem.

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Serious / Re: Open Carry Fixing to be legal in Texas.
« on: May 11, 2015, 08:14:41 PM »
As someone in a freely open cary state, I gotta say that open carry is fucking dumb and there are no real advantages to it over CC'ing your weapon (other than not needing a license in PA)

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The Flood / Re: Post your opinion of me ITT
« on: May 11, 2015, 08:06:48 PM »
Stop being better at me than Pokemon.

And lol at Elegiac's failed attempt to make another thread about him

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The Flood / Re: So let's be honest
« on: May 11, 2015, 08:01:48 PM »
Newfoman OP is okay, real talk yo.

Elegiac, thanks for giving me something to laugh at right now.

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The Flood / Re: why do new people never stick around here?
« on: May 11, 2015, 07:31:01 PM »
It's those god damn weebs scaring everyone off.

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The Flood / Re: birds
« on: May 11, 2015, 07:29:38 PM »
Are not that important.

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The Flood / Re: Deflategate Punishments Revealed
« on: May 11, 2015, 06:15:24 PM »
40-some unanswered points doesn't happen because of deflated footballs.
It's about ethics. The reality is that cheating in the league is blatant and rampant. Anyone with half a brain can tell that the league doesn't give a shit about ethics as long as the sheeple continue to feed them billions of dollars.
They're just doing what MLB has been for decades though.

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The Flood / Re: Deflategate Punishments Revealed
« on: May 11, 2015, 06:11:55 PM »
40-some unanswered points doesn't happen because of deflated footballs.

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The Flood / Re: Preferred Variety of Tea
« on: May 11, 2015, 03:01:01 PM »
Darjeeling, yo.

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The Flood / Re: So let's be honest
« on: May 11, 2015, 12:47:26 PM »
Compared to what you guys post? lol
yes. Now go to 9gag or some shit.
This is lemöns forum

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