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The Flood / Re: Some people must have been really board that day...
« on: May 14, 2015, 06:28:50 PM »
Looool

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The Flood / Re: I just realized Fairly Odd Parents is still going.
« on: May 14, 2015, 05:38:39 PM »
Whoa... I thought it got axed a few seasons after the baby.

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Now that's sexy.

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The Flood / Re: when challenger doesnt respond to your pm
« on: May 14, 2015, 05:36:14 PM »
why the fuck would you PM that paki
Yeah... Say hi to another government watch list, door.

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The Flood / Re: So about Namekians...
« on: May 14, 2015, 05:32:12 PM »
Eggs. It's the whole basis of the Yoshi joke in the abridged series.

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Fuck that noise. Jefferson Davis deserves it. Best American president ever.

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The Flood / Re: Are There Any Black People on This Forum?
« on: May 14, 2015, 05:29:39 PM »
I fucking hope not.

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The Flood / Re: #fatpride #rapeculture
« on: May 14, 2015, 11:37:16 AM »
#yesallwomen

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The Flood / Re: You find her attractive?
« on: May 14, 2015, 05:31:34 AM »
May I remind you all that "NSFW responses in safe-for-work (SFW) threads are not allowed, due to spoiler problems on Taptatalk".

Although I do think this rule could do with some revising at this point.
Their fault for using a shitty and broken app.

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The Flood / Re: You find her attractive?
« on: May 14, 2015, 05:11:15 AM »
Those ribbons... Oh you, OP...

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The Flood / Re: We inhabit a troubling world
« on: May 13, 2015, 08:46:46 PM »
Crabs are food, not friends.

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The Flood / Re: Boop
« on: May 13, 2015, 07:53:27 PM »
The chainsaws are on the way!

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The Flood / Re: Finally posting my face
« on: May 13, 2015, 06:33:37 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Finally posting my face
« on: May 13, 2015, 06:30:52 PM »
I'd post a microdick (jive's dick) if it wasn't ban material
luckily for you, I'm just drunk enough

NOT SAFE FOR WORK OR JIVE'S EGO]
wow don't expose
you cant hide what's barely outside

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The Flood / Re: Finally posting my face
« on: May 13, 2015, 06:26:40 PM »
I'd post a microdick (jive's dick) if it wasn't ban material
luckily for you, I'm just drunk enough

NOT SAFE FOR WORK OR JIVE'S EGO

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Serious / Re: Let's Discuss America's Infrastructure
« on: May 13, 2015, 06:22:39 PM »
This state has a huge road problem, and unions overpowering PenDOT is a huge problem within that huge problem.

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The Flood / Re: Does anybody know how to create custom nameplates?
« on: May 13, 2015, 06:01:02 PM »
Use illustrator rather than photoshop, don't be a fucking pleb.
Or go hipster and use Paint.net.

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The Flood / Re: 1000...
« on: May 13, 2015, 07:27:17 AM »
That's not LC dancing.

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The Flood / Re: I'd rather ask the forum.
« on: May 11, 2015, 11:29:25 PM »
It's not that big of an issue really.
But Tblocks, were talking about elegiac here. He's kind of a huge deal.

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The Flood / Re: TheOneTrueDesticle reporting in
« on: May 11, 2015, 11:16:52 PM »
Why would you ever want to pose as TOTD, he's a gigantic faggot
IKR
I love you.
We were just talking yesterday about how much we missed you.
We? kek
He means him and me. We're a we now.

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The Flood / Re: I had sex with the pillow again
« on: May 11, 2015, 11:10:20 PM »
I really need to be a girlfriend.
iktf

I wish I had a cute guy I could cuddle up to.
They don't exist here in the North East...
My cousin's going to ESU and he's... Alright.
Got nothing on his younger sister though.... God damn...
My sister went to ESU a few years back.  I have some high skool friends there, too.
But I like my guys tall and lanky, cuz I get super jealous of shorter guys.
He's six something... And kinda lanky.
Tallest in the family, I think.

Totally not gay though.

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The Flood / Re: I'd rather ask the forum.
« on: May 11, 2015, 11:08:29 PM »
Lemon is and of itself, a persona. A persona that thrives on funposts and bamter. May e if you weren't so autistic you would have realized that by now.
What you describe, bearing lemon in mind, is a hell of a lot closer to social or mental disorder than I ever will be.
Using a persona is a thing many do online, very few actually bother talking and acting like they do IRL, most IRL ways of conversing don't even translate well online. It would only be an issue if said individual actually believes that their persona is who they are.
Whether he believes it or not it's unhealthy.
your obsession is unhealthy

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The Flood / Re: I had sex with the pillow again
« on: May 11, 2015, 11:06:01 PM »
I really need to be a girlfriend.
iktf

I wish I had a cute guy I could cuddle up to.
They don't exist here in the North East...
My cousin's going to ESU and he's... Alright.
Got nothing on his younger sister though.... God damn...
How young we talking?
I think she's 14 now.
She single? You should totally hook me up with her.
Fuck off she's mine
But you're relatives, didn't think you had a wincest fetish as well. Should have guess it though. Well, would you at least be down for a threesome?
Maybe... I just gotta win her first.

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The Flood / Re: I had sex with the pillow again
« on: May 11, 2015, 11:03:17 PM »
I really need to be a girlfriend.
iktf

I wish I had a cute guy I could cuddle up to.
They don't exist here in the North East...
My cousin's going to ESU and he's... Alright.
Got nothing on his younger sister though.... God damn...
How young we talking?
I think she's 14 now.
She single? You should totally hook me up with her.
Fuck off she's mine

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The Flood / Re: I had sex with the pillow again
« on: May 11, 2015, 11:01:05 PM »
I really need to be a girlfriend.
iktf

I wish I had a cute guy I could cuddle up to.
They don't exist here in the North East...
My cousin's going to ESU and he's... Alright.
Got nothing on his younger sister though.... God damn...
How young we talking?
I think she's 14 now.

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The Flood / Re: I had sex with the pillow again
« on: May 11, 2015, 11:00:37 PM »
I really need to be a girlfriend.
I'm stuck around Harrisburg all week...
That sounds pretty far from my empty house.
maybe an hour and a half the way I drive.
With my luck you'll end up sleeping with my mother  >__>
She's fucking old dude
The heck you think you are?
People think she's my girlfriend... ehhhhh
I've had people think my mom is my older sister. It's weird. I couldn't image that though, lol

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The Flood / Re: I had sex with the pillow again
« on: May 11, 2015, 10:59:40 PM »
I really need to be a girlfriend.
iktf

I wish I had a cute guy I could cuddle up to.
They don't exist here in the North East...
My cousin's going to ESU and he's... Alright.
Got nothing on his younger sister though.... God damn...

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The Flood / Re: I had sex with the pillow again
« on: May 11, 2015, 10:57:20 PM »
I really need to be a girlfriend.
I'm stuck around Harrisburg all week...
That sounds pretty far from my empty house.
maybe an hour and a half the way I drive.
With my luck you'll end up sleeping with my mother  >__>
She's fucking old dude

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The Flood / Re: I'd rather ask the forum.
« on: May 11, 2015, 10:54:57 PM »
Lemon is and of itself, a persona. A persona that thrives on funposts and bamter. May e if you weren't so autistic you would have realized that by now.
What you describe, bearing lemon in mind, is a hell of a lot closer to social or mental disorder than I ever will be.
Except it's not
I don't think you of all people are fit to judge the nature of such things at any rate. I mean... you're you, lol. So I'll leave this exchange here.
yeah, I'm me. I would know what's sick and what isn't.

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The Flood / Re: I had sex with the pillow again
« on: May 11, 2015, 10:52:57 PM »
I really need to be a girlfriend.
I'm stuck around Harrisburg all week...
That sounds pretty far from my empty house.
maybe an hour and a half the way I drive.

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