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Messages - DAS B00T x2
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22111
« on: May 19, 2015, 04:24:05 PM »
But for real, did anyone else think penises would be involved when they read "police" and "sword fighting" in the title?
22112
« on: May 19, 2015, 03:40:02 PM »
Hot Fuzz = Shaun of the Dead > The World's End
Objectively
shaun>fuzz
22113
« on: May 19, 2015, 03:38:12 PM »
>murican cars
>ever
>being this eurotrash liberal fag drag queen ebola victim
22114
« on: May 19, 2015, 03:36:20 PM »
something something your face is funny something something
It is. I'm missing a tooth, remember?
are you?
Ya.
22115
« on: May 19, 2015, 03:24:03 PM »
something something your face is funny something something
It is. I'm missing a tooth, remember?
22116
« on: May 19, 2015, 03:18:22 PM »
no one's really that funny here
I am.
22117
« on: May 19, 2015, 02:37:33 PM »
That's because you disagree with his platform. My point was that he has integrity on what he runs on. He's not a flip-flopper or just trying to appeal to the masses.
His integrity is worthless if his platform is shit. Yeah, at least we can see his platform, but that doesn't make it any more qualitative than the rest.
Just because you don't like it doesn't make it shit.
To him it does. And to me it's kinda shit.
22118
« on: May 19, 2015, 02:33:40 PM »
Challenger keeps it real, yo.
Except in political talk. Fucking Democrat shill fuck.
22119
« on: May 19, 2015, 02:27:24 PM »
It is absolutely related to hormone levels. higher test=stronger jaw and Chin=more women attracted to you. People with bigger chins tend to exhibit higher sex drive, more confidence, more aggressivness, and overall dominance in life.
It's also the most attractive feature of a man.
Oversized jawbones, on the other hand, are a sign of multi-generation inbreeding.
22120
« on: May 19, 2015, 01:38:11 PM »
here's another Mighty Boy for reference, but this one is sick as fuck
literally why?
It's a rule that you have to come to terms with. For every famous car there exists a version of it that is not that car. for example, this is a Pontiac Fiero But man, first gen skylines were tiny as fuck, but that thing makes them look Cadillac size.
22121
« on: May 19, 2015, 01:28:53 PM »
the first time i saw the 2013 ford fusion i thought it was some kind of dumbed-down aston martin
Basically. And the new mustangs are just the 2door version.
22122
« on: May 19, 2015, 01:23:36 PM »
here's another Mighty Boy for reference, but this one is sick as fuck
I hope no actual GT-R's were hurt in the making of this vehicle.
22123
« on: May 19, 2015, 01:01:08 PM »
And shes gonna win going away because shes a woman.
Do you also think Obama won because he's black?
The primaries, yeah.
22124
« on: May 19, 2015, 12:46:50 PM »
Two words
Soccer moms
22125
« on: May 19, 2015, 12:17:50 PM »
I've come to accept that schools basically have to make retarded decisions like this because if they don't some idiot soccer mom is going to try and sue the school board or something.
Why are Gen. X mothers so incompetent...
22126
« on: May 19, 2015, 10:38:57 AM »
This is like when I had that banana caught in my throat.
fucking noob.
22127
« on: May 19, 2015, 10:37:22 AM »
anyone who drives an offroader are compensating.
unless they actually hit trails/go mudding That shit's fun, yo.
22128
« on: May 19, 2015, 10:34:01 AM »
Someone grab a spoon, I need to gag.
I got a dinglehopper from Olive Garden, will that work?
I'd rather not be stabbed
22129
« on: May 19, 2015, 09:11:21 AM »
Someone grab a spoon, I need to gag.
9
Kill yourself.
22130
« on: May 19, 2015, 08:50:58 AM »
Someone grab a spoon, I need to gag.
22131
« on: May 19, 2015, 08:49:18 AM »
So like, does the OP actually think he'll get laid before Jim or something?
22132
« on: May 19, 2015, 08:00:02 AM »
My sister drives an Audi
do i git rekt?
Understeer so yes.
22133
« on: May 19, 2015, 07:43:47 AM »
Jokes on you, Impala police cars of the vintage of mine were actually Caprices.
22134
« on: May 19, 2015, 07:38:03 AM »
Liberal pussification of society, I say.
22135
« on: May 19, 2015, 07:36:51 AM »
Chally stfu and go eat cake u fat fuk
shut up, this is amusing.
22136
« on: May 19, 2015, 07:24:51 AM »
Wait... You still have a gag reflex?
22137
« on: May 19, 2015, 07:24:05 AM »
Because if we didn't have chins what else would I stroke to look smug?
Your balls?
Evil geniuses stroke some manner of pussy or creature.
but evil geniuses always lose. Why would I emulate them?
22138
« on: May 19, 2015, 07:05:04 AM »
BRING
BACK
THE ANARCHY
Why?
I WANNA HEAR LITTLE KIDS CRY
Well if that's all you wanted you could have just asked...
22139
« on: May 19, 2015, 07:03:20 AM »
Because if we didn't have chins what else would I stroke to look smug?
God plans for all, my son.
22140
« on: May 19, 2015, 06:58:36 AM »
What did Rocket do to be removed from being a mod?
Oppressed everyone with his radical Christian rock music.
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