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Messages - DAS B00T x2

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But for real, did anyone else think penises would be involved when they read "police" and "sword fighting" in the title?

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Hot Fuzz = Shaun of the Dead > The World's End

Objectively
shaun>fuzz

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>murican cars
>ever
>being this eurotrash liberal fag drag queen ebola victim

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The Flood / Re: 50% increase in activity
« on: May 19, 2015, 03:36:20 PM »
something something your face is funny something something
It is. I'm missing a tooth, remember?
are you?
Ya.

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The Flood / Re: 50% increase in activity
« on: May 19, 2015, 03:24:03 PM »
something something your face is funny something something
It is. I'm missing a tooth, remember?

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The Flood / Re: 50% increase in activity
« on: May 19, 2015, 03:18:22 PM »
no one's really that funny here
I am.

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Serious / Re: Hillary Clinton had second secret email address
« on: May 19, 2015, 02:37:33 PM »
That's because you disagree with his platform. My point was that he has integrity on what he runs on. He's not a flip-flopper or just trying to appeal to the masses.
His integrity is worthless if his platform is shit. Yeah, at least we can see his platform, but that doesn't make it any more qualitative than the rest.
Just because you don't like it doesn't make it shit.
To him it does.
And to me it's kinda shit.

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The Flood / Re: 50% increase in activity
« on: May 19, 2015, 02:33:40 PM »
Challenger keeps it real, yo.

Except in political talk. Fucking Democrat shill fuck.

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The Flood / Re: Why do we have chins? (warning: fox related)
« on: May 19, 2015, 02:27:24 PM »
It is absolutely related to hormone levels. higher test=stronger jaw and Chin=more women attracted to you. People with bigger chins tend to exhibit higher sex drive, more confidence, more aggressivness, and overall dominance in life.

It's also the most attractive feature of a man.
Oversized jawbones, on the other hand, are a sign of multi-generation inbreeding.

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here's another Mighty Boy for reference, but this one is sick as fuck


literally why?
It's a rule that you have to come to terms with. For every famous car there exists a version of it that is not that car.
for example, this is a Pontiac Fiero

But man, first gen skylines were tiny as fuck, but that thing makes them look Cadillac size.

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the first time i saw the 2013 ford fusion i thought it was some kind of dumbed-down aston martin
Basically.
And the new mustangs are just the 2door version.

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here's another Mighty Boy for reference, but this one is sick as fuck


I hope no actual GT-R's were hurt in the making of this vehicle.

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Serious / Re: Hillary Clinton had second secret email address
« on: May 19, 2015, 01:01:08 PM »
And shes gonna win going away because shes a woman.
Do you also think Obama won because he's black?
The primaries, yeah.

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The Flood / Re: why is society so fucking pussified
« on: May 19, 2015, 12:46:50 PM »
Two words

Soccer moms

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I've come to accept that schools basically have to make retarded decisions like this because if they don't some idiot soccer mom is going to try and sue the school board or something.
Why are Gen. X mothers so incompetent...

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The Flood / Re: Just one grain of sugar, that's all it takes
« on: May 19, 2015, 10:38:57 AM »
This is like when I had that banana caught in my throat.
fucking noob.

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anyone who drives an offroader are compensating.
unless they actually hit trails/go mudding
That shit's fun, yo.

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Someone grab a spoon, I need to gag.
I got a dinglehopper from Olive Garden, will that work?
I'd rather not be stabbed

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Someone grab a spoon, I need to gag.

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The Flood / Re: How to deal with razor bumps?
« on: May 19, 2015, 08:49:18 AM »
So like, does the OP actually think he'll get laid before Jim or something?

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My sister drives an Audi

do i git rekt?
Understeer so yes.

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Jokes on you, Impala police cars of the vintage of mine were actually Caprices.

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Liberal pussification of society, I say.

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The Flood / Re: Are There Any Black People on This Forum?
« on: May 19, 2015, 07:36:51 AM »
Chally stfu and go eat cake u fat fuk
shut up, this is amusing.

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The Flood / Re: Just one grain of sugar, that's all it takes
« on: May 19, 2015, 07:24:51 AM »
Wait... You still have a gag reflex?

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The Flood / Re: Why do we have chins? (warning: fox related)
« on: May 19, 2015, 07:24:05 AM »
Because if we didn't have chins what else would I stroke to look smug?
Your balls?

Evil geniuses stroke some manner of pussy or creature.
but evil geniuses always lose. Why would I emulate them?

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News / Re: The End of Anarchy (or is it?)
« on: May 19, 2015, 07:05:04 AM »
BRING

BACK

THE ANARCHY

Why?

I WANNA HEAR LITTLE KIDS CRY
Well if that's all you wanted you could have just asked...

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The Flood / Re: Why do we have chins? (warning: fox related)
« on: May 19, 2015, 07:03:20 AM »
Because if we didn't have chins what else would I stroke to look smug?
God plans for all, my son.

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The Flood / Re: #Rocket4mod2016
« on: May 19, 2015, 06:58:36 AM »
What did Rocket do to be removed from being a mod?
Oppressed everyone with his radical Christian rock music.

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