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Messages - DAS B00T x2

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The Flood / Re: Do you like Pineapple on your pizza?
« on: May 20, 2015, 04:16:17 PM »
Yes. Anyone who says otherwise is a pleb.

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The Flood / Re: Felicia and Cam Cam Nudes here
« on: May 20, 2015, 03:21:51 PM »
>titcow and a ginger
I'll pass.

Whats wrong with titcows?
What's wrong with gingers, is what you should be asking.
I know whats wrong with gingers.
nothing?
>beatiful red hair
>pale skin
>gorgeous eyes

Gingers are good man.
>carrot colored hair
>ghastly looking complexion marked with a connect the dots game
>literally can't even save the other problems

22084
The Flood / Re: Felicia and Cam Cam Nudes here
« on: May 20, 2015, 03:16:36 PM »

22085
The Flood / Re: Felicia and Cam Cam Nudes here
« on: May 20, 2015, 03:02:30 PM »
>titcow and a ginger
I'll pass.

Whats wrong with titcows?
What's wrong with gingers, is what you should be asking.
Motherfucker, I like my soul intact.

22086
The Flood / Re: Felicia and Cam Cam Nudes here
« on: May 20, 2015, 03:01:40 PM »
>titcow and a ginger
I'll pass.

Whats wrong with titcows?
saggy

sacks

of cellulite

22087
The Flood / Re: Felicia and Cam Cam Nudes here
« on: May 20, 2015, 02:59:06 PM »
>titcow and a ginger
I'll pass.

22088
The Flood / Re: According to Noel, Sep7agon is nothing but trash.
« on: May 20, 2015, 09:03:33 AM »
Isn't Slash's ban finished?
Yes.
Shouldn't have happened though.

22089
The Flood / Re: According to Noel, Sep7agon is nothing but trash.
« on: May 20, 2015, 09:00:51 AM »
Daily reminder that Noelle and Slash's month bans were unjust.

22090
The Flood / Re: According to Noel, Sep7agon is nothing but trash.
« on: May 20, 2015, 08:57:00 AM »
Kinda proving her right here guys...
>das
Don't you have a sister to get beat up by or something?
thats your fetish
Right, so be a dear and let my experience it vicariously through you.
huh?
Go have your sister beat you up and then tell me about it in excruciating detail.

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The Flood / Re: According to Noel, Sep7agon is nothing but trash.
« on: May 20, 2015, 08:51:42 AM »
Kinda proving her right here guys...
>das
Don't you have a sister to get beat up by or something?
thats your fetish
Right, so be a dear and let my experience it vicariously through you.

22092
The Flood / Re: According to Noel, Sep7agon is nothing but trash.
« on: May 20, 2015, 08:50:11 AM »
Kinda proving her right here guys...
>das
Don't you have a sister to get beat up by or something?

22093
The Flood / Re: According to Noel, Sep7agon is nothing but trash.
« on: May 20, 2015, 08:48:50 AM »
Kinda proving her right here guys...

22094
I want a white Crown Vic with a luggage rack mounted on the roof

Then my life will be complete
literally worse than Hitler

22096
The Flood / Re: I just snagged a part in a major motion picture!
« on: May 20, 2015, 05:38:49 AM »
Dat pico reference
I don't even want to know.
But you do. It's a masterpiece, after all.

22097
The Flood / Re: How do you pronounce your username?
« on: May 20, 2015, 05:11:34 AM »
In-fa-del
The "DAS B00T" is silent.

22098
The Flood / Re: I just snagged a part in a major motion picture!
« on: May 20, 2015, 05:08:53 AM »
Dat pico reference

22099
The Flood / Re: (☠) Perfect Grammar Thread
« on: May 19, 2015, 07:28:49 PM »
May I receive life advice with my grammar lesson?

Should I try to bang this really cute E-4 who works with the battalion S1 during AT next month? It's not fraternization since we're both lower enlisted and neither of us are in a position where one may end up in charge of the other.
Please be talking about a girl.
For once I am.
I've run out of potentially bi-curious males to drink at the barracks with and create awkward situations for the remainder of their enlistment.

22100
The Flood / Re: (☠) Perfect Grammar Thread
« on: May 19, 2015, 07:21:35 PM »
May I receive life advice with my grammar lesson?

Should I try to bang this really cute E-4 who works with the battalion S1 during AT next month? It's not fraternization since we're both lower enlisted and neither of us are in a position where one may end up in charge of the other. 

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The Flood / Re: 50% increase in activity
« on: May 19, 2015, 06:02:35 PM »
Challenger keeps it real, yo.

Except in political talk. Fucking Democrat shill fuck.
Fuck you and your dead homies
Fuck Cali
FUCK WHATEVER GAY ASS NO NAME STATE YOU LIVE IN LOL YOU HILLBILLY
at least i have water LOL

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The Flood / Re: 50% increase in activity
« on: May 19, 2015, 05:57:50 PM »
Challenger keeps it real, yo.

Except in political talk. Fucking Democrat shill fuck.
Fuck you and your dead homies
Fuck Cali

22103
News / Re: The End of Anarchy (or is it?)
« on: May 19, 2015, 05:38:51 PM »
Das no...!
Oh relax...
Today I read Geiger Counter and actually felt bad about it.

One o' these days I'll be cured, I tell you what, yes siree I say, I say, boy I be freer than an alabama nigga sayin' "hell to the N-double-a-CP."

22104
The Flood / Re: (☠) Perfect Grammar Thread
« on: May 19, 2015, 05:32:20 PM »
I refuse.

22105
www.pounced.org
Oh god...

Ryle, it's time to stop. This is an intervention.

22106
the what now?

22107
The Flood / Re: Unban Comms
« on: May 19, 2015, 04:44:26 PM »
comms got mad cuz i didn't let him join my militia
you don't have a militia, you only have me


but i want a militia called Fedayeen Gatsby :c
looks like you're stuck with me though


foxes are only a threat to newborn infants. Anyone else should be able to kill a 30 lbs rodent-like canine with their hands.

Yeah, but bongs are massive pussies.
pussc
>lost two wars to farmers and Frenchies in less than 50 years.

Fight me, faggot.
i was correcting your spelling you cunt
How about no. You guys can't spell anything right.

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The Flood / Re: Unban Comms
« on: May 19, 2015, 04:42:03 PM »
comms got mad cuz i didn't let him join my militia
you don't have a militia, you only have me


but i want a militia called Fedayeen Gatsby :c
looks like you're stuck with me though


foxes are only a threat to newborn infants. Anyone else should be able to kill a 30 lbs rodent-like canine with their hands.

Yeah, but bongs are massive pussies.
pussc
>lost two wars to farmers and Frenchies in less than 50 years.

Fight me, faggot.

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The Flood / Re: Unban Comms
« on: May 19, 2015, 04:36:10 PM »
comms got mad cuz i didn't let him join my militia
you don't have a militia, you only have me


but i want a militia called Fedayeen Gatsby :c
looks like you're stuck with me though


foxes are only a threat to newborn infants. Anyone else should be able to kill a 30 lbs rodent-like canine with their hands.

Yeah, but bongs are massive pussies.

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The Flood / Re: Unban Comms
« on: May 19, 2015, 04:29:44 PM »
comms got mad cuz i didn't let him join my militia
you don't have a militia, you only have me


but i want a militia called Fedayeen Gatsby :c
looks like you're stuck with me though


foxes are only a threat to newborn infants. Anyone else should be able to kill a 30 lbs rodent-like canine with their hands.

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