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Messages - DAS B00T x2

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22051
I really do miss sniping with my M60...

22052
Can I have two questions?
how many donuts do you think you could eat in 1 sitting?(jelly filled)

if you had to live the rest of your life without wearing pants or without wearing a shirt, which would you choose?
I think I could pull through for a half dozen until they become too sickeningly sweet.

Pants. I'll just wear man skirts.

22053
Can I have two questions?

22055
10/10, would troll liberal friends with.

If I had any friends.
liberal friends or just friends?
yes.

22056
10/10, would troll liberal friends with.

If I had any friends.

22057
The Flood / Re: People with over 10K posts.
« on: May 21, 2015, 10:21:42 AM »
Conversation

22058
The Flood / Re: im better than you all
« on: May 21, 2015, 09:58:18 AM »
I could totally see RC being Kinder this whole time.
but im not fat
That's exactly what kinder would say

22059
The Flood / Re: There's only 6 people online
« on: May 21, 2015, 08:58:14 AM »
actually 19 users online
Everybody's waking up.
We're all equal, but I'm just that tiny bit more equal than others.
So equal that you cant even quote the right post?

22060
The Flood / Re: im better than you all
« on: May 21, 2015, 08:17:21 AM »
I could totally see RC being Kinder this whole time.

22061
The Flood / Re: There's only 6 people online
« on: May 21, 2015, 07:50:57 AM »
I count for at least 8, though.
Some communist you are...

22062
The Flood / Re: >3DPD
« on: May 21, 2015, 06:39:16 AM »

22063
>meme grips

22064
The Flood / Re: What is this?
« on: May 20, 2015, 08:31:50 PM »
Because a VERY special day is coming up :)

Oh lord....


I forgot about that day...
How could you?

22065
The Flood / Re: To everyone who hates pinneapple pizza
« on: May 20, 2015, 07:52:19 PM »
Good man, OP. For once you're fucking right about something.

22066
The Flood / Re: The military has badass commercials.
« on: May 20, 2015, 07:31:52 PM »
I'mma tell you how it works son.
You're gonna walk to a recruiter's office, he's gonna sit you down, put this on
YouTube
and say "How would you like to jump out of planes and kill hadjis?" and you're gonna be like "fuck yeah" and then you get stationed in Fort Drum surrounded by farmland and the native water buffalo
Spoiler
for three years until they ask you to re-up and you tell them to fuck right off until they dangle that 15k resign bonus and you do it hopping to pcs to a different post, which you do, but it's to goddamn Ft. Bliss, which despite the name is in the worst part of texas imaginable, where you're not even allowed full freedom to go off post at will because the cholos in the street love to shoot at anything and everything that moves. Then you go to Afghanistan for 9 months, come back to baby that isn't yours, kill your wife in a drunken car accident and end up in prison for 18 years.

Tl:dr, it's a trap.

22067
The Flood / Re: Ay shout out to AngryBrute
« on: May 20, 2015, 07:21:12 PM »
Is he even alive anymore?

22068
The Flood / Re: Got blocked on Twitter by SJW
« on: May 20, 2015, 05:47:08 PM »
You say like we should be impressed.

22070
The Flood / Re: Do you like Pineapple on your pizza?
« on: May 20, 2015, 04:55:51 PM »
Faggots. Every last one of you.
Don't worry Das, I'm with you.
You and me against the world, son.

*cue bon jovi music and pyrotechnics*

22071
The Flood / Re: These are the lyrics for Whitehouse - Quality Time
« on: May 20, 2015, 04:54:42 PM »
Yeah, but whitehouse sucks hardcore.
No it fucking doesn't it's fucking awesome.
You're wrong.
Objectively.
can I suggest you











GET FUCKED
can i suggest you










GO OUTSIDE

22072
The Flood / Re: I just noticed I'm mythic now AMA
« on: May 20, 2015, 04:54:10 PM »
And you have the ugliest color combination.
but the prettiest avatar
how about no.

22073
The Flood / Re: These are the lyrics for Whitehouse - Quality Time
« on: May 20, 2015, 04:52:46 PM »
Yeah, but whitehouse sucks hardcore.
No it fucking doesn't it's fucking awesome.
You're wrong.
Objectively.

22074
The Flood / Re: Do you like Pineapple on your pizza?
« on: May 20, 2015, 04:50:00 PM »
Faggots. Every last one of you.

22075
The Flood / Re: These are the lyrics for Whitehouse - Quality Time
« on: May 20, 2015, 04:48:22 PM »
Yeah, but whitehouse sucks hardcore.

22076
The Flood / Re: Felicia and Cam Cam Nudes here
« on: May 20, 2015, 04:29:39 PM »
>titcow and a ginger
I'll pass.

Whats wrong with titcows?
saggy

sacks

of cellulite
>be das
>another day of jacking off to jailbait girls
>suddenly fbi agents rappel in through the window
>"b-but officer, they only LOOK underage!"
>"yeah, tell that to the judge"
>sent off to guantanomo
>raped by sexually repressed muslim extremist
>tfw the us government is run by normies
FUCKING NORMALFAGS
GET OUT OF MY CONGRESS!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

22077
The Flood / Re: I just noticed I'm mythic now AMA
« on: May 20, 2015, 04:28:04 PM »
downvoted

22079
The Flood / Re: Do you like Pineapple on your pizza?
« on: May 20, 2015, 04:19:14 PM »
I'd say everyone but Kiyo ITT needs to kill themselves, but kiyo still needs to kill kiyo's self

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