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The Flood / Re: What is your opinion on mutilated inside-out penises?
« on: August 19, 2017, 05:44:07 PM »
maybe nonbinary genders wouldnt exist
But... they don't exist.

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The Flood / Re: Lifters of Sep7agon
« on: August 19, 2017, 05:42:00 PM »
Do more deadlifts.

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On all levels except physical, I am that giant frog.

jiraiyah
I accept this.

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The Flood / Re: vocal fry speakers
« on: August 19, 2017, 01:23:32 PM »
How will Flee ever recover?

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The Flood / Re: What is your opinion on mutilated inside-out penises?
« on: August 19, 2017, 10:30:01 AM »
Bottom surgery is where I lose interest. You become less of a person and more of an object when you drop the dick.

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On all levels except physical, I am that giant frog.

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The Flood / Re: fidget club
« on: August 19, 2017, 06:57:05 AM »
All these apsies playing with their fidget spinners and I'm just sitting here slicing off my fingers.

I'm scared of my 67 again. help
a drop my brad zinker boker on my toe once and it sliced straight down to the carpet

there was blood everywhere and i used loctite professional grade superglue to stop it from bleeding

later on i went to my database class and casually went on with the class as my shoe filled with blood from the superglue coming apart

the moral of the story is not to play with knives while barefoot

tfw too lazy to get stitches
you better treat that shit you can get a serious infection

That's how Marley went out
Dude he died of melanoma, not infection.

'Cause his dumb-ass religion forbade any kind of 'surgery' which really would have just been to cut out the fucking affected skin before it spread.
Wait that's how Bob Marley died? Hahahaha what a fucking dumbass
Yeah, melanoma on his toe (because what are socks or sunscreen lol?) that ended up spreading through his body and ended up as lung cancer because rastafaris are anti-medicine.

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The Flood / Re: @Verby
« on: August 18, 2017, 11:56:49 PM »
What kind of drugs do you take and how often?
heroine
>tfw living in the prime artery if not the heart of the east coast opioid/heroin epidemic
>tfw Tuesday night a coworker's son lost his life to a heroin overdose
>tfw coworker now has a couple month old grandson that will never know his father

Dude had just turned his life around supposedly cleaned up the year prior too. Had a great masonry job and a loving family and good girlfriend and everything

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Men should be thrown into a wood chipper and fed to the crows.

You just prove that feminists and their apologists can't have an actual conversation. Nice way to degenerate into autism posting.

The new Ghostbusters is better than the old one.
Cuck!

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Don't really see a problem with it.

Cuck.

Good one.

If you see no problem with the inherent discrimination and disgusting sexism with this law, you are a cuck and part of the issue.

Women are better than you and deserve more.
Cuck!

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The Flood / Re: fidget club
« on: August 18, 2017, 10:28:08 PM »
All these apsies playing with their fidget spinners and I'm just sitting here slicing off my fingers.

I'm scared of my 67 again. help
a drop my brad zinker boker on my toe once and it sliced straight down to the carpet

there was blood everywhere and i used loctite professional grade superglue to stop it from bleeding

later on i went to my database class and casually went on with the class as my shoe filled with blood from the superglue coming apart

the moral of the story is not to play with knives while barefoot

tfw too lazy to get stitches
you better treat that shit you can get a serious infection

That's how Marley went out
Dude he died of melanoma, not infection.

'Cause his dumb-ass religion forbade any kind of 'surgery' which really would have just been to cut out the fucking affected skin before it spread.

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Leftists are doing a good job helping terrorists kill civilians by spending their time and energy on Trump hating and calling everyone racist who disagrees with them.

Do you believe fewer islamic terrorist attacks would occur in America if we were less progressive and tolerant, and more racist and misogynist?
Possibly. If we emulate a middle eastern society more, they might start to like us!

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Leftists are doing a good job helping terrorists kill civilians by spending their time and energy on Trump hating and calling everyone racist who disagrees with them.

Rightists are doing a good job of emulating ISIS. Didn't an alt-righter literally do just this last week?
Didn't a leftist shoot-up a baseball game?

fucking old-ass cunt.
With an sks of all things

smdh, Gorbachev got his revenge...

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The Flood / Re: Shaving
« on: August 18, 2017, 08:32:38 PM »
hydrating your skin is what minimizes irritation. that's where shaving in the shower helps. you shouldn't need to see what your doing if you go clean shaven, just feel. of course you'll need to tidy up your sides afterwards once you get out.

neck and jawline is always tricky, I got that thyroid cartilage to work around. it takes practice.

I usually shave right after the shower so my skin should still be hydrated, no?

Regardless I'll give it a shot the next time I have to shave.
Water alone might not cut it. You can moisturize with something else before you save too.

what, like lotion or something?
Yeah. You use any kind of aftershave?

And not that I know your showering habits, but hot showers aren't exactly moisturizing. Just something to tuck in the back of the mind.

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The Flood / Re: Public speaking
« on: August 18, 2017, 05:41:21 PM »
Fuck that shit

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Gaming / Re: Spec Ops The Line... 5 years later
« on: August 18, 2017, 03:27:35 PM »
Still stuck on the "run from the angry attack helicopter" part because it's janky and luck based as fuck and I refuse to drop the difficulty for more health.

So... I never got to finish the game.
This is one of those games that if it wasn't so damn buggy, it would be amazing. I was stuck on the same part for a while.
It's a shame because I really liked playing up until then, but that really just killed it for me.

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Gaming / Re: Spec Ops The Line... 5 years later
« on: August 18, 2017, 02:27:25 PM »
Still stuck on the "run from the angry attack helicopter" part because it's janky and luck based as fuck and I refuse to drop the difficulty for more health.

So... I never got to finish the game.

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The Flood / Re: fidget club
« on: August 18, 2017, 01:48:07 PM »
All these apsies playing with their fidget spinners and I'm just sitting here slicing off my fingers.

I'm scared of my 67 again. help

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The Flood / Re: So I'm back I guess...
« on: August 18, 2017, 01:08:33 PM »
Shut up, Deci.

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The Flood / Re: I just got home and now I'm headed to New York
« on: August 18, 2017, 12:17:18 AM »
huh im only about a 5 hour drive to NYC
wtf I'm only two hours and I'm south of you.
I dunno, for some reason its takes like 4 or 5 hours by bus from Williamsport.  We usually take 80 and pass by Stroudsburg to get there
Oh, yeah, if you have to go down to 80 then take that way in, that would be three and change from there, yeah.

I just gotta jump on 78 south of Allentown and it's about an hour thirty to NYC once I make it that far.

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The Flood / Re: I just got home and now I'm headed to New York
« on: August 18, 2017, 12:03:56 AM »
huh im only about a 5 hour drive to NYC
wtf I'm only two hours and I'm south of you.

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Wii U port
wat

It was like 5 bucks when I got my Wii U
I wasn't even aware they did this

Yeah, and it deserved to be discounted. Other than Javick, some extra weapons and some multiplayer maps which are built in there is no other DLC (No Citadel or Omega)  Plus you are forced to start less than optimaly due to having to use Genesis instead of actual save files. Meaning:

-No Kasumi
-No Boating Instructor Zaeed
-Mealon's research destroyed
-Conrade Verner dead
-No Jack romance

and alot more stuff
That's fucking retarded

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The Flood / Re: would you let me rub your feet
« on: August 17, 2017, 09:18:15 PM »
no

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And nothing of value was lost.
yknow what the actual fuck is wrong with some of you people
Ain't no point quoting people who're just trying to be kinda edgy.
mega sceptile is like, a grown ass adult with a wife and was/is a pro rally racer from what i remember. this aint teenage edginess, it's just sickening
Then odds are he's just doing it for shits and giggles. Can't expect sincerity from a lot of people in this group is what i've gathered over the few years I've been around.
Ding! Ding! We have a winner, srsly though. It's a fuckin tragedy and the perps need to be caught. It really is a problem that these people are just fueling the fire and shitshow the US Political landscape at the moment. Extremists on ALL sides are a problem and said outliers need to be punished to the full extent of the law.
well that's...more respectable, it's hard to tell when someone's fucking around when they're not a well known, active user, and i more readily expect it from younger users

anyway im pretty sure the dude was caught and he was found to have a history of nazi sympathy since high school & his mom once called the cops on him because he was in a frenzy after she told him to stop playing video games
Ban violent video games!

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I hate Muslims, guys. Why won't they just let us live in peace? Why do they have to kill us because we're not the same as them?
Because our Jewish controlled governments keep interfering with Middle Eastern affairs and contributing to political instability in order to stir the pot and kick the proverbial hornet's nest. The Jews want us to fight each other, so they trick us in to ousting a secular Iran, sanctioning the neighbors of Israel, and all sorts of other things on the Globalist Agenda to instill an anti-western sentiment in the Arab and Middle Eastern world.

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The Flood / Re: It's my birthday
« on: August 17, 2017, 06:50:50 PM »

YouTube

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The Flood / Re: The hell is going on here in Chicago
« on: August 17, 2017, 06:29:29 PM »
Chicago air show is this weekend.

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The Flood / Re: for all the dudes with facial hair
« on: August 17, 2017, 12:08:42 AM »
>Not growing a Fu Manchu

Plebs.
>tfw actually almost to fu manchu status
I think in a month I'll  have them hanging just below my jaw.

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