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Messages - DAS B00T x2

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The Flood / Re: Most shameful page in your browser history?
« on: May 28, 2015, 08:58:31 AM »
Umm...

It contains loli flash games.

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The Flood / Re: I will also give my opinion of you.
« on: May 28, 2015, 08:56:32 AM »
Dis gun be good

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You gotta pay the troll toll if you want to get into that girls hole.
forum goat


Stop trying to make that a thing. It's not going to be a thing.
unlike fetch which will definitely become a thing
Stop trying to make fetch happen. It's not going to happen.

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The Flood / Re: my öpïñîøñ of you
« on: May 28, 2015, 08:26:08 AM »
Inb4 one line answers from op

You killed my parents in Bolivia
aparantly it wasn't soon enough.

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The Flood / Re: my öpïñîøñ of you
« on: May 28, 2015, 08:21:37 AM »
Inb4 one line answers from op

21757
You gotta pay the troll toll if you want to get into that girls hole.
forum goat


Stop trying to make that a thing. It's not going to be a thing.

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The Flood / Re: I just installed a new doorknob, AMA
« on: May 28, 2015, 06:14:40 AM »
Why?
I'm moving because I'm having some disagreement with the landlord, and I know this will cover my expenses.
It's what I was in court over yesterday.
Oh. What's the disagreement?

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The Flood / Re: I just installed a new doorknob, AMA
« on: May 28, 2015, 05:45:54 AM »
Why?

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Have a fight to the death. It's clear whoever wins the battle is the more dominate one.
But then I can't fuck her.
Says who?

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I don't think I'd win

People who I'd think had a good chance of winning/being top(no order)

PSU
challenger
me
Jojo
sandtrap could be up there
Solonoid
110lb DECI

There are probably a few more I'm forgetting but this is what I came up with top of my head
Brah, trap's frail as shit anymore and sol's a twig.
The fuck?

I weigh 180 pounds.
oh... I thought you were small for son reason.

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The Flood / Re: Do you hate my avatar
« on: May 27, 2015, 09:51:11 PM »
yes

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The Flood / Re: "I'm Shmacked" is coming to my university
« on: May 27, 2015, 09:44:59 PM »
[heavy breathing]

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The Flood / Re: "I'm Shmacked" is coming to my university
« on: May 27, 2015, 09:41:31 PM »
FUCKING NORMALFAGS GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY BOARD GOD FUCKING DAMN

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The Flood / Re: Cutest user????
« on: May 27, 2015, 09:38:08 PM »
I'd also prolly fuck Sol.

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The Flood / Re: do you hate my avatar?
« on: May 27, 2015, 09:23:39 PM »
its fine

its you i hate, you should like leave


moron
um

rude
Kupo, get off of Nasty's account.

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The Flood / Re: do you hate my avatar?
« on: May 27, 2015, 09:16:56 PM »
anything rainbow and flashy is annoying.

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The Flood / Re: Observe the IDEAL female body
« on: May 27, 2015, 09:07:02 PM »

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The Flood / Re: The REAL IDEAL perfect female body
« on: May 27, 2015, 09:02:44 PM »
2developed4me

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The Flood / Re: Observe the IDEAL female body
« on: May 27, 2015, 09:02:06 PM »
Wrong.

Behold, the ideal and perfect female body!




But....it's not 2D.

Weebs say 2D is best.
Okay, you caught me.

This is the true ideal female body.



But Boot.....

Tumblerista's say the ideal form of a woman is to encompass and consume nearby objects with their own mass and gravitational pull.
But Sandtrap, when has tumblr ever been right about anything?

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The Flood / Re: Observe the IDEAL female body
« on: May 27, 2015, 08:59:11 PM »
Wrong.

Behold, the ideal and perfect female body!




But....it's not 2D.

Weebs say 2D is best.
Okay, you caught me.

This is the true ideal female body.


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The Flood / Re: SUV Goals
« on: May 27, 2015, 08:54:58 PM »
Son, that's like, a sports wagon at most.

But DAS, 600hp
But lameborghini

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The Flood / Re: Observe the IDEAL female body
« on: May 27, 2015, 08:54:06 PM »
Wrong.

Behold, the ideal and perfect female body!



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The Flood / Re: >he's not into thick girls
« on: May 27, 2015, 08:51:56 PM »
Define "thick"
Spoiler
this particular picture seems shopped to me but you get the idea
That's just awful.

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The Flood / Re: SUV Goals
« on: May 27, 2015, 08:51:15 PM »
Son, that's like, a sports wagon at most.

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The Flood / Re: My car broke down and now I'm stranded •-•
« on: May 27, 2015, 08:37:40 PM »
I kinda think the PT's with the srt4 engine in them were neat...

*runs away*

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I thought you were supposed to put it in the microwave if it got too hot
What? that's how you charge it, dumbass.

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The Flood / Re: What is the worst fetish
« on: May 27, 2015, 07:46:18 PM »
Probably tits and dicks because /d/ is fucking oversaturated with pics of futas so dramatically out of proportion that I have to use the search function to find a tf thread.

I don't hate foot fetish, but it's something I really just don't understand. Most things I can usually find some viewpoint that makes sense, feet are one I can't for.
dude, I've seen a TF thread on the front page each night all week.

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The Flood / Re: Cutest user????
« on: May 27, 2015, 07:34:54 PM »
I'd prolly fuck loaf, tbh
Someone has to.
I'm such a charitable and sacrificing person, aren't I?
Like a good catholic?
No, I don't touch little boys.
Spoiler
just little girls

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The Flood / Re: Cutest user????
« on: May 27, 2015, 07:34:16 PM »

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