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Messages - DAS B00T x2
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21691
« on: May 28, 2015, 05:55:04 PM »
This is neither relevant or funny.
Could you please stop following me around the forum harassing me?
I'm not.
21692
« on: May 28, 2015, 05:54:18 PM »
They're free now 'cause obummercare. which is great, but no one's using them
there's gonna be 8 billion people on this planet by 2020
Nonsense. People love free shit.
21693
« on: May 28, 2015, 05:52:52 PM »
the vast majority of people don't take contraception
what makes you think a dumbfuck teenager is gonna be that responsible
They're free now 'cause obummercare.
21694
« on: May 28, 2015, 05:52:11 PM »
But verb
contraceptives
21695
« on: May 28, 2015, 05:50:29 PM »
things can start online, but you don't really know a person until you spend time with them irl
depends on the person
yeah, if you're a lying asshole, then that would be a problem
if you display yourself honestly online?
no, i don't think you do need to spend time with them "irl"
It doesn't matter if you're an asshole or not. The point is, people do not portray themselves on the internet in the same way they do in reality. On the internet, you can invent your own persona and circlejerk with a bunch of memers, but you don't really know those people until you trust them with an aspect of your life.
You merely adopted the memes. I was born by them, molded by Pepes. I didn't see real life until I was already a man.
21696
« on: May 28, 2015, 05:42:18 PM »
That's why you get em BEFORE puberty! this prompted me to look up the youngest birth mother ever
turns out, she was 5
Then I have a new record to beat.
21697
« on: May 28, 2015, 05:41:45 PM »
I can't believe how low people can get. If these sick fucks had any class they would wait until the kid turns 13. Wanting to have sex with someone under 13 is just wrong.
really, more like 16
just because you're "biologically prepared" does not mean you are mentally prepared
There's kids having sex at 14 and even lower. If they get pregnant that young they wouldn't be able to raise a kid by themselves but sex wise they would be prepared. Lets face it you're getting taught about sex in middle school and by the time you're 13 or 14 you're going to know enough about. For the mentally prepared part you can explore yourself and see what you like to get ready. And for sex you can take your time until you're ready for it. Just because someone is 13 doesn't mean they don't have the mind for it.
Yeah, but, if you've actually hung around the youth of these days, they're basically all talk. 16 and Pregnant is still just a tv show to most... Unless you're black and/or Hispanic and living in an inner city environment.
21698
« on: May 28, 2015, 05:37:17 PM »
I can't believe how low people can get. If these sick fucks had any class they would wait until the kid turns 13. Wanting to have sex with someone under 13 is just wrong.
really, more like 16
just because you're "biologically prepared" does not mean you are mentally prepared
That's why you get em BEFORE puberty!
21699
« on: May 28, 2015, 05:36:37 PM »
If I wanted to I would drink myself to death but it would take a long time.
Half an hour max.
21700
« on: May 28, 2015, 05:33:20 PM »
So... NYPD is just being good ol' fucking racist as shit NYPD?
21701
« on: May 28, 2015, 05:29:56 PM »
This is neither relevant or funny.
21702
« on: May 28, 2015, 05:29:05 PM »
ayy loaf
also I think jim reads that paper, goots.
Just look at the ads
old women are hot
kill yourself.
21703
« on: May 28, 2015, 05:28:10 PM »
Logistical nightmares.
21704
« on: May 28, 2015, 05:25:43 PM »
just saw this, lel
Man, that ain't even close to being right...
21705
« on: May 28, 2015, 05:25:06 PM »
Bullet through your head, just ahead of the ears.
Ballistics is a weird science where the only constant is the chance of you fucking up.
21706
« on: May 28, 2015, 05:22:27 PM »
Basically society instills the idea that being touched by an adult is bad, so a child will feel guilty about being touched by an adult which is part of the emotional damage of so called "child abuse".
That's what I tell people all the time about women and rape. Nobody listens.
21707
« on: May 28, 2015, 05:21:03 PM »
If I were you I would overdose on heroin, probably the best fucking death imaginable, and you won't have to worry about getting addicted 
And it's fucking cheap too!
21708
« on: May 28, 2015, 05:18:50 PM »
I don't swing that way, dude
Wait so you're into girls? :3
why do you ask?
Idk what gender icy is and you said "dude".
I was just curious. I'm bisexual but not hitting on you promise <3
RUN LEMON, RUN WHILE YOU CAN
Yeah no I wouldn't touch that nasty Rhine with a ten foot rusty pole...
Don't befoul the name of the holy river like that, lady.
21709
« on: May 28, 2015, 05:17:28 PM »
Is Mt. Dew a meme?
21710
« on: May 28, 2015, 04:42:39 PM »
 Pepe's got the idea.
21711
« on: May 28, 2015, 04:31:59 PM »
. It doesn't matter if you're black, or yellow, we're all men.
Yeah, but some of them are just genetically predisposed towards abandoning families or rioting in the streets. Do you we really want to consider them men?
21712
« on: May 28, 2015, 04:29:37 PM »
It's all about dat windows phone game, dog.
21713
« on: May 28, 2015, 04:28:50 PM »
Goodnight. Feel free to not wake up. Ever.
21714
« on: May 28, 2015, 03:49:26 PM »
A man's got to do what a man's got to do, and I think I got to drink.
21715
« on: May 28, 2015, 03:37:53 PM »
So? Jar Jar was indifferent, and actually had some nice character development in Clone Wars. Wouldn't mind seeing the character again.
You're on crack if you thought you know what was a decent character.
He was.
You're also on crack.
Nah. You're just the SW equivalent of a genwunner.
21716
« on: May 28, 2015, 03:37:12 PM »
Furries vs weebs
Taking bets, now.
Furries have a hard time functioning in real life.
Weebs can at least disguise themselves as real people and function normally.
Furries tend to be better armed though. Our only hope is to pray to IOW admin to save us with trusty Soviet handgun.
They'd be to busy yiffing in their fursuits to actually do anything.
But LC...
THEY HAVE MORE DAKKA
Doesn't defend them from being gassed.
lc stahp we're gonna give nick ptsd
21717
« on: May 28, 2015, 03:33:57 PM »
So? Jar Jar was indifferent, and actually had some nice character development in Clone Wars. Wouldn't mind seeing the character again.
You're on crack if you thought you know what was a decent character.
He was.
21718
« on: May 28, 2015, 03:32:38 PM »
Furries vs weebs
Taking bets, now.
Furries have a hard time functioning in real life.
Weebs can at least disguise themselves as real people and function normally.
Furries tend to be better armed though. Our only hope is to pray to IOW admin to save us with trusty Soviet handgun.
They'd be to busy yiffing in their fursuits to actually do anything.
But LC... THEY HAVE MORE DAKKA
21719
« on: May 28, 2015, 03:28:28 PM »
Furries vs weebs
Taking bets, now.
Furries have a hard time functioning in real life.
Weebs can at least disguise themselves as real people and function normally.
Furries tend to be better armed though. Our only hope is to pray to IOW admin to save us with trusty Soviet handgun.
21720
« on: May 28, 2015, 03:19:02 PM »
If God was a loli I'd worship the shit outta that faith.
Go ahead and create one, because it'll be as legit as the other ones, and the hate from other religious groups, and non-religious groups will apply to your religion, but not only your religion.
Ah, well then, good sir, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kaname Madoka?  She became an existential concept for our sins.
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