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The Flood / Re: Goodnight, Flood.
« on: May 28, 2015, 07:01:53 PM »
Good night Elegiac! I'll miss you!
Don't listen to these faggots!
They're just jealous.
<3 Have a good weekend love.
Hun, there's only one person here I'm jealous of and that's Lemon, 'cause he gets to be Tru's wife.

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The Flood / Re: I actually found good defenses for pedophilia
« on: May 28, 2015, 07:00:30 PM »
Hasn't pedophilia been correlated to brain damage?
As in a cause of pedophilia or an effect of pedophile relations?

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The Flood / Re: Am I gay
« on: May 28, 2015, 06:59:02 PM »
Liking a 'trap' is gay.
Liking the willy is gay.
Liking a boy is gay.
But it's not. Go back to fucking Tennessee, you ignorant hillbilly.
stop
im fragile
Not for long.
Spoiler
I don't like that ship. It's ugly.
hey, she looks after the lolis with the hats
Cheerleader effect can't save her.
babysitter*
No. It's a term.
das pls
shes me
stop it hurts
You should have picked a better shipgirl to sexually identify as.

And one without tits.

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The Flood / Re: Am I gay
« on: May 28, 2015, 06:53:37 PM »
Liking a 'trap' is gay.
Liking the willy is gay.
Liking a boy is gay.
But it's not. Go back to fucking Tennessee, you ignorant hillbilly.
stop
im fragile
Not for long.
Spoiler
I don't like that ship. It's ugly.
hey, she looks after the lolis with the hats
Cheerleader effect can't save her.

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The Flood / Re: Icy keeps coming on to me
« on: May 28, 2015, 06:42:18 PM »







I don't swing that way, dude

Wait so you're into girls? :3
why do you ask?

Idk what gender icy is and you said "dude".
I was just curious. I'm bisexual but not hitting on you promise &lt;3
icy is sep7agon's resident nob gobbler

lies
i have proof

Proof that you're a girl?
that icy is a bender

Takes one to know one, am I right?
i only suck dick for a laugh

Still sucking dick.
only for a laugh, therefore it's not gay

Male sucking dick is still gay even for laughs
brojobs aren't gay though

How is that not homosexual?
Male on male action is homosexual.
It's the definition...
cause its just for laughs
Stop being such a homo

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The Flood / Re: Internet Relationships
« on: May 28, 2015, 06:41:14 PM »
Verb why
Look how cool this looks! I'm gonna make this my new thing.
please
no

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The Flood / Re: Internet Relationships
« on: May 28, 2015, 06:39:05 PM »
  • Oh god, why are the
    • quotes in code blocks now?[/sup][/shadow][/s]
what do you mean
Verb why

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The Flood / Re: Am I gay
« on: May 28, 2015, 06:35:31 PM »
Liking a 'trap' is gay.
Liking the willy is gay.
Liking a boy is gay.
But it's not. Go back to fucking Tennessee, you ignorant hillbilly.
stop
im fragile
Not for long.
Spoiler
I don't like that ship. It's ugly.

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The Flood / Re: Am I gay
« on: May 28, 2015, 06:34:24 PM »
Liking a 'trap' is gay.
Liking the willy is gay.
Liking a boy is gay.
But it's not. Go back to fucking Tennessee, you ignorant hillbilly.
stop
im fragile
Not for long.

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The Flood / Re: Internet Relationships
« on: May 28, 2015, 06:33:48 PM »
Oh god, why are the quotes in code blocks now?

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The Flood / Re: Am I gay
« on: May 28, 2015, 06:32:40 PM »
Liking a 'trap' is gay.
Liking the willy is gay.
Liking a boy is gay.
But it's not. Go back to fucking Tennessee, you ignorant hillbilly.

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The Flood / Re: Internet Relationships
« on: May 28, 2015, 06:31:28 PM »
For example, what I posted is sideways relevant to the thread
Do explain the joke then.
Don't take us off on a tangent. What I post isn't your concern. Address the real issue.
But the content of the post was the entire basis of the comment. How is it not the issue?
It isn't your job to police my posts, that is the basis of the comment. And I'm asking you how long you intend to go on following me around trying to act as some sort of authority over me, and whether you'll consider stopping.
But I don't follow you around.
That's a bare-faced lie. So basically, you have no shame relating to your actions?- you're willing to openly lie about what it is you do? That's so really really really uncool. Just swallow your pride and stop following me around. Just leave me be, I don't want to have anything to do with you.

How many times do I have to repeat myself to you before it sinks in? We wouldn't be having this exchange if you would just leave me alone.
But you see...



I'm not lying.

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The Flood / Re: weebs, come closer
« on: May 28, 2015, 06:30:15 PM »
on an unrelated note das i just bought a $230 memeknife
Too poor to buy a 42?
meh if i was gonna buy a titanium knife it would be the alpha beast
You will never become a real meme like that.

Speaking of which, I feel like a Meme Steel Espada XL will really take my memery to the next level. Agree?
literally fefe: the knife
At least it's not another fucking spyderco.

Wait, what am I saying. I fucking love spydercos. I need more.

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The Flood / Re: Give an opinion of a user, but don't say who it is
« on: May 28, 2015, 06:28:18 PM »
fabulous user
their name starts with an L
Luis?
no, it's clearly LAS B00T

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The Flood / Re: How seriously do you take your manliness?
« on: May 28, 2015, 06:26:33 PM »
Uhhhh, not very.
But a man isn't something I want to exactly be.
Mister, I'll make a man out of you.
I'm never gonna catch my breath.
Say goodbye to those who knew me.
..
Oh wait.. those aren't things I should say around you..
No, it's okay.
The pretty ones I let live.
That's even worse...
Not for you.
Cuz you're not a big guy?
That's it. No survivors.
Nooo!
I'll tittyfuck you so good! Oohhh you'll love it!
You think I can be bought?

Okay, I can totally be bought.

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The Flood / Re: Am I gay
« on: May 28, 2015, 06:25:55 PM »
Liking traps isn't gay.

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The Flood / Re: Icy keeps coming on to me
« on: May 28, 2015, 06:25:31 PM »
Nothing gay about ironically sucking a friend's dick for laughs, Kitsunewfoman. Brojobs are totally kosher.

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The Flood / Re: Internet Relationships
« on: May 28, 2015, 06:24:05 PM »
For example, what I posted is sideways relevant to the thread
Do explain the joke then.
Don't take us off on a tangent. What I post isn't your concern. Address the real issue.
But the content of the post was the entire basis of the comment. How is it not the issue?
It isn't your job to police my posts, that is the basis of the comment. And I'm asking you how long you intend to go on following me around trying to act as some sort of authority over me, and whether you'll consider stopping.
But I don't follow you around.

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The Flood / Re: How seriously do you take your manliness?
« on: May 28, 2015, 06:22:12 PM »
Uhhhh, not very.
But a man isn't something I want to exactly be.
Mister, I'll make a man out of you.
I'm never gonna catch my breath.
Say goodbye to those who knew me.
..
Oh wait.. those aren't things I should say around you..
No, it's okay.
The pretty ones I let live.
That's even worse...
Not for you.
Cuz you're not a big guy?
That's it. No survivors.

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The Flood / Re: How seriously do you take your manliness?
« on: May 28, 2015, 06:18:08 PM »
Uhhhh, not very.
But a man isn't something I want to exactly be.
Mister, I'll make a man out of you.
I'm never gonna catch my breath.
Say goodbye to those who knew me.
..
Oh wait.. those aren't things I should say around you..
No, it's okay.
The pretty ones I let live.
That's even worse...
Not for you.

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The Flood / Re: weebs, come closer
« on: May 28, 2015, 06:17:43 PM »
on an unrelated note das i just bought a $230 memeknife
Too poor to buy a 42?
meh if i was gonna buy a titanium knife it would be the alpha beast
You will never become a real meme like that.

Speaking of which, I feel like a Meme Steel Espada XL will really take my memery to the next level. Agree?

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The Flood / Re: Internet Relationships
« on: May 28, 2015, 06:16:42 PM »
For example, what I posted is sideways relevant to the thread
Do explain the joke then.
Don't take us off on a tangent. What I post isn't your concern. Address the real issue.
But the content of the post was the entire basis of the comment. How is it not the issue?

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The Flood / Re: Internet Relationships
« on: May 28, 2015, 06:13:17 PM »
For example, what I posted is sideways relevant to the thread
Do explain the joke then.

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The Flood / Re: All too easy
« on: May 28, 2015, 06:11:27 PM »
>cuddling

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The Flood / Re: How seriously do you take your manliness?
« on: May 28, 2015, 06:11:04 PM »
Uhhhh, not very.
But a man isn't something I want to exactly be.
Mister, I'll make a man out of you.
I'm never gonna catch my breath.
Say goodbye to those who knew me.
..
Oh wait.. those aren't things I should say around you..
No, it's okay.
The pretty ones I let live.

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The Flood / Re: How seriously do you take your manliness?
« on: May 28, 2015, 06:08:17 PM »
Uhhhh, not very.
But a man isn't something I want to exactly be.
Mister, I'll make a man out of you.

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The Flood / Re: weebs, come closer
« on: May 28, 2015, 06:05:04 PM »
on an unrelated note das i just bought a $230 memeknife
Too poor to buy a 42?

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The Flood / Re: Internet Relationships
« on: May 28, 2015, 06:02:27 PM »

This is neither relevant or funny.
Could you please stop following me around the forum harassing me?
I'm not.
That's a bare-faced lie. You like every post that says something negative about me. You attack me in my threads and wherever I post. I can't go a day on here without it happening, all this while trying to avoid you. Can you not just get a life, lay off the booze or whatever causes you to act so ugly, and just leave me in peace?
I like most posts that make me laugh.
I also read a lot of threads.
Stop thinking I follow you around.
Stop skirting around the edges of what I'm saying and face up to the facts.
I don't follow you around with some grand scheme of fucking up your day, bro.

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The Flood / Re: Internet Relationships
« on: May 28, 2015, 06:00:14 PM »

This is neither relevant or funny.
Could you please stop following me around the forum harassing me?
I'm not.
That's a bare-faced lie. You like every post that says something negative about me. You attack me in my threads and wherever I post. I can't go a day on here without it happening, all this while trying to avoid you. Can you not just get a life, lay off the booze or whatever causes you to act so ugly, and just leave me in peace?
I like most posts that make me laugh.
I also read a lot of threads.
Stop thinking I follow you around.

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