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The Flood / Re: went to the clinic today
« on: August 21, 2017, 06:31:15 PM »
(((Winona Ryder))) was terrible in Stranger Things.
agreed

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The Flood / Re: haha fml
« on: August 21, 2017, 05:04:04 PM »
so wait are you identifying female now
nah, he's just a slut

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The Flood / Re: haha fml
« on: August 21, 2017, 03:49:25 PM »
Suck off a Beretta M9's barrel and make sure to get it to climax by pulling its trigger.

Lol I have the civilian model too
Wait you have a 92? What model?

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The Flood / Re: fuck dude, i was SOOOOOOO sober last night
« on: August 21, 2017, 03:29:57 PM »
yo who the fuck is shit talking mac and cheese?

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Oh shit guys i looked at  it naked how long do I have to live?

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i looked at the last eclipse i wanna see this one but my mum keeps hounding me not to

whats the point in hyping up something like this up if youre not supposed to look at it
you can look at the ecplise just like the sun on any other day.  Just don't stare at it like a retard.

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Adolf Hitler

More like

Cuckdolf Dickler

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(((Winona Ryder))) wouldn't be blowing dudes inder the highway with drugs, now would she.
Of course not. She would just steal the drugs.

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The Flood / Re: Just stopping by to say I love you all.
« on: August 21, 2017, 07:41:23 AM »
ayyyyy how'd the mission work go?

2171
So how long before class goes at it again and ends up full tweaker?

I give it three weeks.

2172
Gaming / Re: Battlefield Hardline Brute Review.... 2 Years Later
« on: August 20, 2017, 10:21:26 PM »
I forgot this game even existed lol

2173
The Flood / Re: Can you sleep well in a strange place?
« on: August 20, 2017, 08:58:43 PM »
I can't sleep around people, it's why I slept under my bed freshman year
wtf lol

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The Flood / Re: Can you sleep well in a strange place?
« on: August 20, 2017, 08:56:01 PM »
Yup.

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lol I might have thunderstorms rolling through when REAL ECLIPSE HOURS WHO UP happens

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The Flood / Re: Oh no
« on: August 20, 2017, 04:42:56 PM »
What about the heathens suffering in Hell? Didn't think about that, huh
Well clearly they deserve it, so they don't count.

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The people that are gonna sit and watch this thing play out like a half hour tv show are sorta weird to me ngl.
Once in a lifetime opportunity (sorta). Humans like nature events, plus like the Mayweather fight, it's an excuse to just go somewhere and relax and have a good time and cap it off with something interesting.
I mean, we're gonna get another one in about seven years...

It's something I'll glance at a couple times for sure, but to just sit there and stare at if seems so weird to me.

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The people that are gonna sit and watch this thing play out like a half hour tv show are sorta weird to me ngl.

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The Flood / Re: Yearly Star Wars discussion thread #2022029
« on: August 20, 2017, 12:24:19 PM »
Prequels were good movies, you faggots.

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The Flood / Re: sparkling water
« on: August 20, 2017, 08:03:39 AM »
Holy shit fuck all of you. You guys wouldn't even know a good beverage if it hit you in the face.
as if the mayonase fetish and made up languages weren't bad enough...
Jesus, Flee. Kill yourself.
mayonnaise*
*Miracle Whip

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The Flood / Re: sparkling water
« on: August 20, 2017, 07:53:43 AM »
Holy shit fuck all of you. You guys wouldn't even know a good beverage if it hit you in the face.
as if the mayonase fetish and made up languages weren't bad enough...
Jesus, Flee. Kill yourself.

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The Flood / Re: I had a fucking adventure today
« on: August 20, 2017, 06:55:03 AM »
especially blowing someone for it, how desperate are you to get off for a few hours?
dude It's like, five or ten minutes of work for a pretty decent payout. Giving blowjobs for drugs is just smart financial planning.

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The Flood / Re: sparkling water
« on: August 20, 2017, 05:28:27 AM »
Shit's retarded.

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The Flood / Re: What is your opinion on mutilated inside-out penises?
« on: August 19, 2017, 07:09:36 PM »
maybe nonbinary genders wouldnt exist
But... they don't exist.
theyve existed in many cultures for thousands of years for both people who fulfill specialized/both gender roles or for intersex people
but they didn't.
and are you sure?
are YOU sure?
whoa...

touchë, fellow sovereign citizen
Am I free to continue traveling?

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The Flood / Re: What is your opinion on mutilated inside-out penises?
« on: August 19, 2017, 07:03:08 PM »
maybe nonbinary genders wouldnt exist
But... they don't exist.
theyve existed in many cultures for thousands of years for both people who fulfill specialized/both gender roles or for intersex people
but they didn't.
and are you sure?
are YOU sure?

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The Flood / Re: What is your opinion on mutilated inside-out penises?
« on: August 19, 2017, 06:46:54 PM »
maybe nonbinary genders wouldnt exist
But... they don't exist.
theyve existed in many cultures for thousands of years for both people who fulfill specialized/both gender roles or for intersex people
but they didn't.

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The Flood / Re: You are a homosexual if...
« on: August 19, 2017, 06:10:59 PM »
I do find guys attractive, I dunno why. But I never really think of myself as gay, similar to how my friend forgets that I'm not a girl

So you're saying there's a chance
A chance of what
He wants to eat your ass
Oh yeah, that's fine.  Can't find anyone else who will tbh
I mean... again... I know a couple who would...

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The Flood / Re: What is your opinion on mutilated inside-out penises?
« on: August 19, 2017, 05:50:57 PM »
maybe nonbinary genders wouldnt exist
But... they don't exist.
They exist, sponges for example have only one gender. One =/= two, so it is nonbinary
Or rather, sponges do not have gender, period.

Therefore a gender system within the realm of sponges can not exist.

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The Flood / Re: You are a homosexual if...
« on: August 19, 2017, 05:45:04 PM »
I do find guys attractive, I dunno why. But I never really think of myself as gay, similar to how my friend forgets that I'm not a girl

So you're saying there's a chance
A chance of what
He wants to eat your ass

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