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Messages - DAS B00T x2
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21571
« on: May 30, 2015, 12:13:52 PM »
It means that you're not black.
Well, we almost had a discussion about watermelons without this retarded joke.
I think it's more of a southern thing than a black thing tbh...
Exactly.
Everybody would eat watermelons in the South because it was hot as hell during the summer.
I grew up eating watermelon while in my bathing suit sitting in a kiddy pool mainly because watermelon can be really messy when you're young and eating it from the rind.
ayyy, you know what I like.
21572
« on: May 30, 2015, 11:29:20 AM »
Now, see, that's a load of bullshit. If you're a bad driver then the one who taught you did a piss poor job of doing as such. That's a lot of the issue, really. The drivers ed teachers out there are.....garbage. No other word for it.
Good thing I learned how to drive from playing video games.
Need for Speed taught me how to drive and Ace Combat taught me how to fly.
21573
« on: May 30, 2015, 10:55:09 AM »
www.pounced.org
Last night I had a dream I went to some room that was a furry gathering. Thanks for giving me that dream you asshat.
i think you meant to call that a nightmare
*wet dream
21574
« on: May 30, 2015, 10:48:15 AM »
As much as I dislike tapatalk and tell everyone to use the more than decent mobile site, haven't we gotten a few newfoman[emoji769]s from the app itself?
I'm one of them. I found Sep7agon on tapatalk.
Upon further consideration, axe tapatalk.
21575
« on: May 30, 2015, 10:44:09 AM »
tbh, dustin was the best troll, totally define "best"
i don't know what constitutes a good troll anymore
Kinder.
21576
« on: May 30, 2015, 10:39:27 AM »
Oh right, I forgot about Jive.
21577
« on: May 30, 2015, 10:38:43 AM »
Known trolls:
Me
Tru
Cheat
LC
Verb
Meta
Flee
Both Turkeys
There's another turkey?
21578
« on: May 30, 2015, 10:38:05 AM »
ha ha, well meme'd, my friend.
21579
« on: May 30, 2015, 10:34:44 AM »
Spoiler  We all know I'll get this for my 18th
>not going full nismo
SHAMFUR DISRAPY
shut up
make me
21580
« on: May 30, 2015, 10:32:53 AM »
Spoiler We all know I'll get this for my 18th
>not going full nismo SHAMFUR DISRAPY
21581
« on: May 30, 2015, 10:30:20 AM »
It's okay tru, I don't have any weebshit either.
Well... I do have a higonokami... but I put a chip in that pretty easily. Fucking nippon shit metallurgy.
21582
« on: May 30, 2015, 10:27:40 AM »
no, tru needs a hummer
Pretty sure bongistan outlawed those for emissions and millage.
21583
« on: May 30, 2015, 07:57:23 AM »
I was blonde and looked anorexic.
And for a few years I kinda had a mullet.
21584
« on: May 30, 2015, 07:24:11 AM »
As much as I dislike tapatalk and tell everyone to use the more than decent mobile site, haven't we gotten a few newfoman™s from the app itself?
21585
« on: May 30, 2015, 07:17:32 AM »
Can't say I've gone a whole day without eating anything at all.
21586
« on: May 30, 2015, 07:14:27 AM »
Whenever I can sleep
Most of the time, around 3am
>_________________>
What?
You should probably change your avatar.
No, this will be amusing.
21587
« on: May 30, 2015, 07:13:50 AM »
pfft, I did that in 2014.
21588
« on: May 30, 2015, 07:10:24 AM »
He was senator for PA and I'm still alive.
So... should Corbett run for president next then?
21589
« on: May 30, 2015, 07:07:55 AM »
 WHEN I WAS
21590
« on: May 30, 2015, 05:59:19 AM »
Sometimes I really wish we had some properly mature-age moderators here, like we did back on b.net.
Yeah, 'cause Daz, Foman, and Predator were such great fucking guys.
21591
« on: May 29, 2015, 09:57:49 PM »
yes.
You're not human.
21592
« on: May 29, 2015, 09:54:20 PM »
How did you guys get the collapse of the Soviet Union out of this? Lol.
We can do that with anything, really.
21593
« on: May 29, 2015, 09:53:03 PM »
I'm gonna have to dig around and re-find that study on yellow light times on traffic signals with red light cams in Cali again...
They're an extortion ring run by the state.
21594
« on: May 29, 2015, 09:50:45 PM »
wow it's just like perestroika in here Let me google that
i actually have no idea what perestroika means lol
it's a fragment of memory from my middle school history class
it's just a cool-sounding word
Apparently it's a Russian reform movement
Gorbachev's big "open government" reform that kinda ended up bringing around the dissolution of the soviet union. Also, it's bretty much always awkward meeting someone from the internet in person. Also also, these things work alright for people with a somewhat manageable distance between them, but Flee is in a minority with his "success". Also also also, the online dating stigma is pretty much gone with the mainstream commercialization of a few well known websites. Craigslist still holds a stigma. P.S. Fuck the Atlantic ocean.
21595
« on: May 29, 2015, 09:28:56 PM »
21596
« on: May 29, 2015, 09:12:27 PM »
Grandma has spoken!
21597
« on: May 29, 2015, 09:06:00 PM »
no
I have dachshunds.
>dogs
I provide great warmth during the cold months.
I'm already warm.
No, you're cold.
Cold blooded.
I'm touched.
not yet you aren't.
21598
« on: May 29, 2015, 08:59:04 PM »
no
I have dachshunds.
>dogs
I provide great warmth during the cold months.
I'm already warm.
No, you're cold. Cold blooded.
21599
« on: May 29, 2015, 08:53:43 PM »
no
I have dachshunds.
>dogs
I provide great warmth during the cold months.
21600
« on: May 29, 2015, 08:46:07 PM »
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