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The Flood / Re: Really, who the fuck is this Bruce Jenner?
« on: June 01, 2015, 05:22:06 PM »
olympic athlete in the 80's

but actually only famous for marrying a Kardashian and being on their reality show

now only even more famous for being a woman
That's fucking it?
That's basically fucking it.
just googled

that really is just fucking it
Yup. It's kinda hard to believe that that's fucking it though.

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The Flood / Re: Really, who the fuck is this Bruce Jenner?
« on: June 01, 2015, 05:19:21 PM »
olympic athlete in the 80's

but actually only famous for marrying a Kardashian and being on their reality show

now only even more famous for being a woman
That's fucking it?
That's basically fucking it.

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The Flood / Re: >caring about soccer
« on: June 01, 2015, 05:17:14 PM »
mad americans ITT

go choke on fructose syrup fagoots
mad cuz living in nanny state
nanny state or not the great Britannia will always be better than america
>statists
>ever living in a good nation

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The Flood / Re: >caring about soccer
« on: June 01, 2015, 05:01:28 PM »
mad americans ITT

go choke on fructose syrup fagoots
mad cuz living in nanny state

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The Flood / Re: >caring about soccer
« on: June 01, 2015, 04:59:12 PM »
oh yeah "soccer" is terrible let's talk about more interesting stuff like guns
It's funny because guns are more interesting than fóötbåll europooro.
yeah if you're a fucking retard.

"look sheila i pull this trigger and boom the bullet goes"
Oh look, the lawn fairies are kicking the ball while walking around and sometimes sprinting.

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The Flood / Re: Psyduck goes on Safari
« on: June 01, 2015, 04:56:38 PM »
Why didn't you take a picture of that one animal? Muslim whazzit?
que
Why didn't you take a picture of Muslims; you know because their animals
だつ れいしすと
>runes

>のと すぴあきんぐ ざ ごろりうす にっぽえせ らんぐあじゅ
>びえん ぜす ぷれぶ
No, you're the pleb. If you want to speak a dying language, learn Navaho.
Isn't it Navajo?
Do I look like a fucking Mexican to you?
Well you had the sombrero snake at the time so... yes.
Vamanos! Ay ay ay ay!

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The Flood / Re: >caring about soccer
« on: June 01, 2015, 04:54:44 PM »
oh yeah "soccer" is terrible let's talk about more interesting stuff like guns
It's funny because guns are more interesting than fóötbåll europooro.

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The Flood / Re: Psyduck goes on Safari
« on: June 01, 2015, 04:52:48 PM »
Why didn't you take a picture of that one animal? Muslim whazzit?
que
Why didn't you take a picture of Muslims; you know because their animals
だつ れいしすと
>runes

>のと すぴあきんぐ ざ ごろりうす にっぽえせ らんぐあじゅ
>びえん ぜす ぷれぶ
No, you're the pleb. If you want to speak a dying language, learn Navaho.
Isn't it Navajo?
Do I look like a fucking Mexican to you?

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The Flood / Re: >caring about soccer
« on: June 01, 2015, 04:51:56 PM »
Europoors get BTFO ITT

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The Flood / Re: Goodnight Sep7ic Tank
« on: June 01, 2015, 04:41:38 PM »
Good night. Feel free to not wake up.

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The Flood / Re: Guess what tonight is
« on: June 01, 2015, 03:45:23 PM »
>footbal europooro

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The Flood / Re: Name an honest flaw/confession about yourself
« on: June 01, 2015, 03:44:28 PM »
I have poor self-control.
Case and point, I just spent $150 on 3DS games.
Don't feel bad.
I dropped 140 on another knife yesterday.

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In other words, if you don't make enough money to comfortably pay rent, don't rent your own apartment, and leave the west coast.

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The Flood / Re: Walmart changed our raises.
« on: June 01, 2015, 03:39:19 PM »
serves you right for staying there so long

Quote
outside of big retail, fast food, forestry and the military,  there's not a lot of options for jobs that MIGHT get you over 28 hours a week.
Industrial/factory/unskilled labor is always an option.

or you could have gotten a trade skill instead of being a deadbeat socialist.

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The Flood / Re: How do I improve my stamina?
« on: June 01, 2015, 03:34:42 PM »
Interval running helps.

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The Flood / Re: Do I Love You Or Hate You?
« on: June 01, 2015, 03:12:22 PM »
Top quality memer, reporting.

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The Flood / Re: Psyduck goes on Safari
« on: June 01, 2015, 02:56:17 PM »
Why didn't you take a picture of that one animal? Muslim whazzit?
que
Why didn't you take a picture of Muslims; you know because their animals
だつ れいしすと
>runes

>のと すぴあきんぐ ざ ごろりうす にっぽえせ らんぐあじゅ
>びえん ぜす ぷれぶ
No, you're the pleb. If you want to speak a dying language, learn Navaho.

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The Flood / Re: Dammit I have a Problem...
« on: June 01, 2015, 02:47:07 PM »
You should tell your boss to make an account here.
Oh imagine the possibilities for shenanigans.

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The Flood / Re: Dammit I have a Problem...
« on: June 01, 2015, 02:45:48 PM »
Damn it brah, you're too new for this touchy feely stuff.

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The Flood / Re: so what is it you don't like about Noise?
« on: June 01, 2015, 02:19:06 PM »
Slash, stop. You're becoming Jim.

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The Flood / Re: Bruce Jenner has gone full woman
« on: June 01, 2015, 01:37:11 PM »
ITT: millenials who don't know shit about anything that happened before the 90s
Brah, it's like you think Michael Phelps is gonna be relevant and known by anyone born after 2005 in 20 years.

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The Flood / Re: Psyduck goes on Safari
« on: June 01, 2015, 01:10:32 PM »
Why didn't you take a picture of that one animal? Muslim whazzit?
que
Why didn't you take a picture of Muslims; you know because their animals
だつ れいしすと
>runes

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The Flood / Re: Bruce Jenner has gone full woman
« on: June 01, 2015, 01:04:34 PM »
Okay.
I don't think I was alive when Bruce Jenner was an Olympic swimmer. I didn't even know who Bruce Jenner was until about five weeks ago. Why is this person news?

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The Flood / Re: What the fuck have I missed
« on: June 01, 2015, 12:28:02 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Name an honest flaw/confession about yourself
« on: June 01, 2015, 12:26:59 PM »
Chronic procrastinator.
I have transcended procrastination to the point where life is a backlog.

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The Flood / Re: "Weebs Burn in Hell"
« on: June 01, 2015, 12:02:58 PM »
I see this stuff too much.
Because its the truth.

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The Flood / Re: Hey flood! Rate this girl.
« on: June 01, 2015, 11:20:29 AM »
does she have a donger
OP said no. Instant four point deduction.

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The Flood / Re: Walmart changed our raises.
« on: June 01, 2015, 11:09:07 AM »
People need to stop focusing on raising wages and instead focus  lowering the cost of living.
there's an easy way to do that.
It's called moving the fuck out of Cali.

He lives in Oregon.
Same commie shit, different pinko state.
SeaTac is prolly as bad as SD.

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The Flood / Re: Walmart changed our raises.
« on: June 01, 2015, 10:55:15 AM »
People need to stop focusing on raising wages and instead focus  lowering the cost of living.
there's an easy way to do that.
It's called moving the fuck out of Cali.

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The Flood / Re: Hey flood! Rate this girl.
« on: June 01, 2015, 10:09:36 AM »
Op is a straight creeper who wants validation for the female he's been e-stalkin, yo.

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