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Messages - DAS B00T x2
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21391
« on: June 02, 2015, 06:01:29 AM »
Sep7 rule 45:
Lemon is a prick to EVERYONE
you take it personal, you're doing it wrong.
even to his husband?
Whoever will become his hubby, I'm sorry
Oh. Well then I'm sorry that you're stuck with such an abusive wife, Tru.
Please.
I'm the wife of a very abusive lady
You married your sister? Eeeeewwwwwwwww
She's not abusive.
Tru, its okay. We can help you. She cant hurt you here.
21392
« on: June 02, 2015, 05:59:53 AM »
Sep7 rule 45:
Lemon is a prick to EVERYONE
you take it personal, you're doing it wrong.
even to his husband?
Whoever will become his hubby, I'm sorry
Oh. Well then I'm sorry that you're stuck with such an abusive wife, Tru.
Please.
I'm the wife of a very abusive lady
You married your sister? Eeeeewwwwwwwww
21393
« on: June 02, 2015, 05:58:52 AM »
Oh for fucks sake, do we have to discuss your fucking sex life here? Let's not.
Keep your sex lives private people. No one here cares if you had sex or not. Good for you OP.
Keep that shit to yourself.
Bragging how you had sex is like bragging that you took a really good dump the other day and it felt great.
You don't see any of the girls talking about them having sex here, so why are you fuckers doing it? Sometimes I hate being the same sex as you guys.
mad cuz no action
21394
« on: June 02, 2015, 05:57:43 AM »
Sep7 rule 45:
Lemon is a prick to EVERYONE
you take it personal, you're doing it wrong.
even to his husband?
Whoever will become his hubby, I'm sorry
Oh. Well then I'm sorry that you're stuck with such an abusive wife, Tru.
21395
« on: June 02, 2015, 05:52:58 AM »
I'm telling you son, you ain't lived until some petite thing half your age is sittin on your dick like a little, living fleshlight.
21396
« on: June 02, 2015, 05:49:44 AM »
Sep7 rule 45:
Lemon is a prick to EVERYONE
you take it personal, you're doing it wrong.
even to his husband?
21397
« on: June 02, 2015, 05:48:41 AM »
Why would I buy a Jackson when I already own two Strats?
Because if Hendrix was alive today he'd play a Jackson soloist or an Ibby RG
21398
« on: June 02, 2015, 05:45:45 AM »
I've only been awake for like and hour, bro.
21399
« on: June 02, 2015, 05:44:52 AM »
I know Lemon has beef. except i don't
Yeah, he has seeds, not meat.
21400
« on: June 02, 2015, 05:40:27 AM »
Frozen has utterly destroyed the acceptability of the phrase "let it go"
21401
« on: June 02, 2015, 05:00:40 AM »
It's amazing how closed-minded some of you people are, or pretend to be...
"hurr durr you're bigots for having the same views and opinions as me"
Suck my dick.
Shuddup, you're a liberal, you're supposed to agree with him as per your doctrine.
21402
« on: June 01, 2015, 08:11:12 PM »
No. If I oppose the sex offender registry for being unconstitutional and unethical than by principle I have to oppose this.
21403
« on: June 01, 2015, 08:07:12 PM »
Lol i can't help myself get out of random depressive moods every couple of months. There isn't motivation or anything to keep me going to combat it. I even doubt i like my coworker now.
Coworker?
Yes, a coworker i like >.>
Does she like you?
She's too young for him, bro.
21404
« on: June 01, 2015, 07:52:29 PM »
none that I really participate in.
21405
« on: June 01, 2015, 07:22:44 PM »
when der a bahrbah shop on each street cornah.
21406
« on: June 01, 2015, 07:10:46 PM »
If god is real then why are niggers?
21407
« on: June 01, 2015, 06:50:00 PM »
sometimes i say "fuck all", but just because i really like it
I've used that.
"There's fuck all to do"
"Fuck all to see there"
"did fuck all all day"
etc...
Real Americans say "ain't shit".
"ain't fuckin' nothin'" is my usual go-to though.
21408
« on: June 01, 2015, 06:47:36 PM »
I can't feel right saying that anything chemically/physically addicting should be legal and endorsed.
Including alcohol, tobacco and painkillers? <.<
I don't necessarily disagree with ya, just wondering how those three fit in >.>
I don't think tobacco use will be very prominent in three generations. And codeine, oxy, and the like are already regulated and intentional abuse is prohibited.
21409
« on: June 01, 2015, 06:44:54 PM »
sometimes i say "fuck all", but just because i really like it
I've used that. "There's fuck all to do" "Fuck all to see there" "did fuck all all day" etc...
21410
« on: June 01, 2015, 06:41:42 PM »
Well the are Japanese are very homophobic and treat homosexuality is a joke, so a change isn't happening.
Now that turkey mentions it, I don't think I've ever seen a gay Japanese porno...
21411
« on: June 01, 2015, 06:37:59 PM »
American Football?
You mean Handegg.
i was thinking about calling it that, but that reminds me of americans who try to use english phrases in casual conversation
like "bloody
or "take the piss"
it's awkward
Bloody feels natural if you don't pronounce it stupid like bongs do.
Or maybe I just converse with too many of them online.
I talk with Brits erryday and have still managed to avoid saying bloody like a tool.
Yeah but did you talk to borderline chavs?
21412
« on: June 01, 2015, 06:35:53 PM »
American Football?
You mean Handegg.
i was thinking about calling it that, but that reminds me of americans who try to use english phrases in casual conversation
like "bloody
or "take the piss"
it's awkward
Bloody feels natural if you don't pronounce it stupid like bongs do. Or maybe I just converse with too many of them online.
21414
« on: June 01, 2015, 06:29:11 PM »
I can't feel right saying that anything chemically/physically addicting should be legal and endorsed.
21415
« on: June 01, 2015, 06:24:51 PM »
In other words, if you don't make enough money to comfortably pay rent, don't rent your own apartment, and leave the west coast.
Yeah, everybody should just abandon major cities they live in and try to find a better life elsewhere and raise the cost of living wherever they move to.
Capital idea, old bean.
Yeah fuck all the people you grew up with, friends and family. just move, it's that easy.
So like, why don't you live together with them to make life easier for all parties involved? Now what do you know, y'all can afford to live where you are with pooled resources!
21416
« on: June 01, 2015, 05:58:04 PM »
Now....ontopic/offtopic, have you even noticed you always look after you wipe, just to make sure? It's weird when you say it but we all do it.
How else would you be able to tell when your butt's clean?
Sometimes you just know, man. You just know.
But do you really want to take the chance of having a poopy butthole?
Sometimes you do. It's the ultimate rape defense.
21417
« on: June 01, 2015, 05:48:48 PM »
Now....ontopic/offtopic, have you even noticed you always look after you wipe, just to make sure? It's weird when you say it but we all do it.
How else would you be able to tell when your butt's clean?
Sometimes you just know, man. You just know.
21418
« on: June 01, 2015, 05:28:39 PM »
Wrap it... what? That's a thing?
21419
« on: June 01, 2015, 05:25:12 PM »
olympic athlete in the 80's
but actually only famous for marrying a Kardashian and being on their reality show
now only even more famous for being a woman
That's fucking it?
That's basically fucking it.
just googled
that really is just fucking it
Yup. It's kinda hard to believe that that's fucking it though.
i wonder if anyone is fucking it
Probably her now disgusting lesbian wife... hopefully that's about fucking it.
21420
« on: June 01, 2015, 05:24:06 PM »
most people in the UK don't care about american football. I have a friend that bets on the superb owl every year, but that's about it.
Superb owl
Is that typo intentional?
OT: Europeans have their own variations of it, like Rugby or gaelic football. Main difference being that the athletes do not wear any protective gear in those and some variations use a traditional ball instead of an egg.
You've never seen that joke before?
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