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The Flood / Re: Jane Goodall pronouned dead aged 81
« on: June 02, 2015, 09:22:18 PM »
Uh, dude, that's Kimbo Slice.

wrong brotendo, that's Mother Theresa
Motherfucker, I'm telling you it's Tyler Perry.

you think you know these things, but you just don't, the photo clearly displays don cheadle
What? It's Rick James, bitch.

if only you could see it was Ray Charles
You need to see that it's Stevie Wonder.

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The Flood / Re: Jane Goodall pronouned dead aged 81
« on: June 02, 2015, 09:19:41 PM »
Uh, dude, that's Kimbo Slice.

wrong brotendo, that's Mother Theresa
Motherfucker, I'm telling you it's Tyler Perry.

you think you know these things, but you just don't, the photo clearly displays don cheadle
What? It's Rick James, bitch.

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The Flood / Re: Jane Goodall pronouned dead aged 81
« on: June 02, 2015, 09:15:25 PM »
Uh, dude, that's Kimbo Slice.

wrong brotendo, that's Mother Theresa
Motherfucker, I'm telling you it's Tyler Perry.

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The Flood / Re: Jane Goodall pronouned dead aged 81
« on: June 02, 2015, 09:12:58 PM »
Uh, dude, that's Kimbo Slice.

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The Flood / Re: I need a drink.
« on: June 02, 2015, 09:01:32 PM »
Mead, it's like wine made with honey instead of grapes. you can expect it to be about 10%-20% alcohol by volume, found a nice brand that puts black currants in theirs.
Mead is so hard to come by in the south  :'(

I live in Texas and I have store that sells it within walking distance. What fucked up state do you live in?
Georgia

Been to lots of different liquor stores and all say the same, that you can't find mead in the south.
Wait, can't you ship alcohol to your house down there?
I didn't know you can do that
Most places allow it.
Pretty sure my state's like, the only one that doesn't.

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The Flood / Re: I need a drink.
« on: June 02, 2015, 08:26:56 PM »
Mead, it's like wine made with honey instead of grapes. you can expect it to be about 10%-20% alcohol by volume, found a nice brand that puts black currants in theirs.
Mead is so hard to come by in the south  :'(

I live in Texas and I have store that sells it within walking distance. What fucked up state do you live in?
Georgia

Been to lots of different liquor stores and all say the same, that you can't find mead in the south.
That's retarded.  I can find it in PA with our shit fucking alcohol laws.Then again, it's not common and I think I know only one winery in state that makes it.

Wait, can't you ship alcohol to your house down there?

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The Flood / Re: I need a drink.
« on: June 02, 2015, 07:28:53 PM »
I'm debating if I should make a drink.
But I think I'll get sad if I do.
ayy boi, we should drink tomorrow.

I think I have kahlua
Whyyyy do you tempt me like this??
It amuses me.

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The Flood / Re: I need a drink.
« on: June 02, 2015, 07:26:47 PM »
I'm debating if I should make a drink.
But I think I'll get sad if I do.
ayy boi, we should drink tomorrow.

I think I have kahlua

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The Flood / Re: Who are the best male singers these days?
« on: June 02, 2015, 07:21:59 PM »
Noah Hunt, Chuck Ragan, Brian Fallon.


Can't really say Tom Gabel anymore...

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The Flood / Re: I need a drink.
« on: June 02, 2015, 07:17:41 PM »

>hard cider
>judging people for their taste in alcohol
How can I judge something that doesn't even exist?
::)

Good one?
Please tell me all the different kinds of "hard ciders" there are then.
Alcoholic cider...

There's apple cider, which is non-alcoholic, and then hard cider, which is alcoholic. This isn't a difficult concept.
lmao what are you talking about.

Apple cider is distilled from apples, making it alcoholic or non alcoholic depending on the distiller. Same can be applied to literally any alcoholic drink.

Cider usually comes in 4-7% range. Please tell me of about these stronger ciders, which renders them "hard."
I can go to the store and buy apple cider if I'm 12. I can't do that if I'm buying hard cider.
Either this is a burgerclap law I'm unaware of or "apple cider" is a codename for a non alcoholic drink in burgerland. Either way, apple cider in bongland is most certainly illegal to anyone under the age of 18, and it's not "hard" either.
Cider is like apple juice here. Kids love it. You usually buy a bunch from the apple orchard in the fall.

So I have no idea what you're talking about. It's non-alcoholic.
Yeah we just call apple juice, apple juice. No idea why you would call it cider if kids drink it, seeing as how cider is usually associated with alcoholic beverages.
Apple juice and apple cider are both fruit beverages made from apples, but there is a difference between the two. Fresh cider is raw apple juice that has not undergone a filtration process to remove coarse particles of pulp or sediment. It takes about one third of a bushel to make a gallon of cider.

To make fresh cider, apples are washed, cut and ground into a mash that is the consistency of applesauce. Layers of mash are wrapped in cloth, and put into wooded racks. A hydraulic press squeezes the layers, and the juice flows into refrigerated tanks. This juice is
bottled as apple cider.

Apple juice is juice that has been filtered to remove solids and pasteurized so that it will stay fresh longer. Vacuum sealing and additional filtering extend the shelf life of the juice.
- some Massachusetts government website

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The Flood / Re: desktop thread
« on: June 02, 2015, 07:14:25 PM »
>his name is Jon
Lol joncjg
oh lord, and they're both faggots!

contribootin, real aircraft have curves

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The Flood / Re: I need a drink.
« on: June 02, 2015, 06:59:54 PM »

>hard cider
>judging people for their taste in alcohol
How can I judge something that doesn't even exist?
::)

Good one?
Please tell me all the different kinds of "hard ciders" there are then.
Alcoholic cider...

There's apple cider, which is non-alcoholic, and then hard cider, which is alcoholic. This isn't a difficult concept.
lmao what are you talking about.

Apple cider is distilled from apples, making it alcoholic or non alcoholic depending on the distiller. Same can be applied to literally any alcoholic drink.

Cider usually comes in 4-7% range. Please tell me of about these stronger ciders, which renders them "hard."
Stop being such a fucking Englishman.
*Pictish
So uncivilized...

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The Flood / Re: I need a drink.
« on: June 02, 2015, 06:57:43 PM »

>hard cider
>judging people for their taste in alcohol
How can I judge something that doesn't even exist?
::)

Good one?
Please tell me all the different kinds of "hard ciders" there are then.
Alcoholic cider...

There's apple cider, which is non-alcoholic, and then hard cider, which is alcoholic. This isn't a difficult concept.
lmao what are you talking about.

Apple cider is distilled from apples, making it alcoholic or non alcoholic depending on the distiller. Same can be applied to literally any alcoholic drink.

Cider usually comes in 4-7% range. Please tell me of about these stronger ciders, which renders them "hard."
Stop being such a fucking Englishman.

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why do I drink so much darjeeling? I'm an American, damn it.

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The Flood / Re: I need a drink.
« on: June 02, 2015, 06:45:03 PM »

21347
The Flood / Re: anyone want to be my best friend?
« on: June 02, 2015, 06:42:47 PM »
why should someone become your friend when you are going to bomb boots next month anyway? :/
Hey best friend
hello
I've known you for 5 years so I can laugh at anything I find funny from you.
but i was only born 4 years ago
Hi


It was at this moment that Psy realised he had made a terrible mistake...
and then Four Leaf Clover 2 happened.
I feel like this is something my life is better off not getting the reference to.
probably.


Nope nope nope.

++Repression fields activated++
I'll tell you how it ends.

Yotsuba gets slutted hard and becomes a strung out junkie.

You know the wonderful thing that I learned to do a few years ago, is to block out and become blind to things that I don't want to see. Like that sentence above, it might as well be written in moonrunes for all the sense it makes.
but you speak moonrunes
I was thinking in terms of an example for you <.<

It might as well be korean for me >.>

Or worse...

French.
ewww, french.

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You're white. The police are going to rob you.

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The Flood / Re: I need a drink.
« on: June 02, 2015, 06:40:10 PM »
grab yerself a tall glass
two shots triple sec
fill to halfway with bourbon
fill rest with (decent quality) lemonade

Fuckin enjoy.

Will that make the pain go away?
untill you have three and wake up the next day.

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The Flood / Re: anyone want to be my best friend?
« on: June 02, 2015, 06:39:38 PM »
why should someone become your friend when you are going to bomb boots next month anyway? :/
Hey best friend
hello
I've known you for 5 years so I can laugh at anything I find funny from you.
but i was only born 4 years ago
Hi


It was at this moment that Psy realised he had made a terrible mistake...
and then Four Leaf Clover 2 happened.
I feel like this is something my life is better off not getting the reference to.
probably.


Nope nope nope.

++Repression fields activated++
I'll tell you how it ends.

Yotsuba gets slutted hard and becomes a strung out junkie.

You know the wonderful thing that I learned to do a few years ago, is to block out and become blind to things that I don't want to see. Like that sentence above, it might as well be written in moonrunes for all the sense it makes.
but you speak moonrunes

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The Flood / Re: I need a drink.
« on: June 02, 2015, 06:37:47 PM »
grab yerself a tall glass
two shots triple sec
fill to halfway with bourbon
fill rest with (decent quality) lemonade

Fuckin enjoy.

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The Flood / Re: anyone want to be my best friend?
« on: June 02, 2015, 06:35:52 PM »
why should someone become your friend when you are going to bomb boots next month anyway? :/
Hey best friend
hello
I've known you for 5 years so I can laugh at anything I find funny from you.
but i was only born 4 years ago
Hi


It was at this moment that Psy realised he had made a terrible mistake...
and then Four Leaf Clover 2 happened.
I feel like this is something my life is better off not getting the reference to.
probably.


Nope nope nope.

++Repression fields activated++
I'll tell you how it ends.

Yotsuba gets slutted hard and becomes a strung out junkie.

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The Flood / Re: anyone want to be my best friend?
« on: June 02, 2015, 06:32:12 PM »
why should someone become your friend when you are going to bomb boots next month anyway? :/
Hey best friend
hello
I've known you for 5 years so I can laugh at anything I find funny from you.
but i was only born 4 years ago
Hi


It was at this moment that Psy realised he had made a terrible mistake...
and then Four Leaf Clover 2 happened.
I feel like this is something my life is better off not getting the reference to.
probably.


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The Flood / Re: i think im gonna off myself
« on: June 02, 2015, 06:29:32 PM »


you guys are fucking autistic smh
I was the only guy that got this.
I got it.

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The Flood / Re: anyone want to be my best friend?
« on: June 02, 2015, 06:28:04 PM »
why should someone become your friend when you are going to bomb boots next month anyway? :/
Hey best friend
hello
I've known you for 5 years so I can laugh at anything I find funny from you.
but i was only born 4 years ago
Hi


It was at this moment that Psy realised he had made a terrible mistake...
and then Four Leaf Clover 2 happened.

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The Flood / Re: anyone want to be my best friend?
« on: June 02, 2015, 06:20:46 PM »
why should someone become your friend when you are going to bomb boots next month anyway? :/
Hey best friend
hello
I've known you for 5 years so I can laugh at anything I find funny from you.
but i was only born 4 years ago
Hi

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The Flood / Re: anyone want to be my best friend?
« on: June 02, 2015, 06:15:14 PM »

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The Flood / Re: i think im gonna off myself
« on: June 02, 2015, 06:14:33 PM »
LolMosquitos
#southernproblems

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The Flood / Re: anyone want to be my best friend?
« on: June 02, 2015, 06:13:16 PM »
fuckin' rude.
fuck off ingloriouswho

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