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21151
« on: June 08, 2015, 07:12:55 PM »
There are no fridges here.
Just footlockers filled with alcohol.
21152
« on: June 08, 2015, 07:10:10 PM »
Have you ever been inception-banned?
I've been banned, whilst being being, whilst being banned
Mr Psychologist January 27, 2015, 12:51:40 AM
Calling [Redacted] fat... again... again...
+15
lol, kinder defense force
21153
« on: June 08, 2015, 07:02:47 PM »
Throat punch does wonders
21154
« on: June 08, 2015, 07:01:01 PM »
I hope that if the third panzer's insignia can be forgotten, we may one day forget the swastika as a symbol of hatred and evil and remember the Indian symbol of peace that it once was.
21155
« on: June 08, 2015, 06:57:43 PM »
Hey, Brah, you shouldn't die a virgin.
21156
« on: June 08, 2015, 05:41:59 PM »
LotR is bad and people who love Tolkien's books should feel bad.
21157
« on: June 08, 2015, 05:21:19 PM »
admin >.>
We have already exceeded our quota of autists, furries, and bronies. Please go and stay go.
21158
« on: June 08, 2015, 05:18:20 PM »
I miss my harem of teenage sissy boys on b.old.
21159
« on: June 08, 2015, 11:55:29 AM »
KUM-ba'int
21160
« on: June 08, 2015, 11:45:07 AM »
refusestosendnudes/10
21161
« on: June 08, 2015, 11:43:05 AM »
I'm pretty sure Ronda Rousey was a weaboo at one point but instead channeled her sexual frustration into MMA.
I resent the stereotype that weebs can't get laid.
It's just untrue.
Only waifu elitists are like that, and they're a joke to proper weebs everywhere.
Proper weebs are just cringey and stupid as waifu elitists.
You're a brainwashed slave to the 3dpd too.
21162
« on: June 08, 2015, 10:23:26 AM »
It's a way to extort more money for the state.
I know way too many people who drive on suspended licenses, lapsed insurance, or without inspections to believe that it's ever a worthwhile deterrent.
21163
« on: June 08, 2015, 09:16:52 AM »
I'm pretty sure Ronda Rousey was a weaboo at one point but instead channeled her sexual frustration into MMA.
I resent the stereotype that weebs can't get laid.
It's just untrue.
Only waifu elitists are like that, and they're a joke to proper weebs everywhere.
being this brainwashed by 3dpd
21164
« on: June 08, 2015, 08:12:12 AM »
Ayy lmao
21165
« on: June 08, 2015, 05:33:54 AM »
Vaping has been the trend at my unit lately, with most of the smokers going to box mods. It's seems ki da fadish and whatever to me, but hey, whatever keeps em off cigs.
Also, e-cigs/cigalikes are for tools, yes.
21166
« on: June 07, 2015, 05:23:26 PM »
Are you planning on cooking it in a year?
I'm planning to cuddle it
What a perfectly bad waste of a rabbit.
21167
« on: June 07, 2015, 03:26:12 PM »
Memearrow smoking
*tips shot glass*
21168
« on: June 06, 2015, 11:28:23 PM »
that....
that actually hurts?
potentially. There's just so much stimulation going on that your brain processes it as a painful sensation to get you to get away from the cause..
._.
I'm sure you're gonna be fine when what's her name finally blows you though. Im just like, super fucking semsative to touch by default.
But you're cut! You can't possibly be sensitive!
That's what disgusting worm dicks like to think.
21169
« on: June 06, 2015, 11:19:12 PM »
Kiyo defense force
21170
« on: June 06, 2015, 11:08:11 PM »
that....
that actually hurts?
potentially. There's just so much stimulation going on that your brain processes it as a painful sensation to get you to get away from the cause..
._.
I'm sure you're gonna be fine when what's her name finally blows you though. Im just like, super fucking semsative to touch by default.
21171
« on: June 06, 2015, 10:45:58 PM »
that....
that actually hurts?
potentially. There's just so much stimulation going on that your brain processes it as a painful sensation to get you to get away from the cause..
21172
« on: June 06, 2015, 10:17:53 PM »
Quite or very
21173
« on: June 06, 2015, 10:08:01 PM »
And now off the liquor. Saving the other half for tomorrow
Squaddie got some yuingling premium he needs killed.
21174
« on: June 06, 2015, 09:52:30 PM »
if my dad saw that he would decapitate it and eat it
your dad sounds like a swell guy.
21175
« on: June 06, 2015, 09:49:29 PM »
specifically tapwater, because i'm poor like that
Hashtag the struggle is real
21176
« on: June 06, 2015, 09:47:36 PM »
Wild turkey 101 mixed 50/50 with sweet tea.
I'm near abouts done for the night.
21177
« on: June 06, 2015, 09:12:26 PM »
I don't even have to do anything and I get second best.
Fuckin' lol.
I take it Rocketman was the best mod then?
CALL AN AMBULANCE I NEED AN ICE PACK
Sounds like a waste of emergency services. Can't you just walk down to a convenience store and buy a pound of it?
CAN'T YOU JUST PULL OUT YOUR PHONE AND CALL 911?
DON'T LECTURE A DYING MAN ABOUT CONVENIENCE!!!!!
if God wanted your wound iced he would have sent hail.
21178
« on: June 06, 2015, 09:08:40 PM »
He old, dude. Eww.
21179
« on: June 06, 2015, 08:59:31 PM »
Freud did nothing wrong
Freud did everything wrong.
Shut up and admit that you want to fuck your mother already.
Kill, sure.
Kill then fuck? We have more in common that I thought.
no
Kill then burn, you don't want the corruption spreading <_<
Kill burn fuck? Eh, what ever man, your preference. I like em a little cold.
no
das pls
you cant hide what you're inside of
wat(amote)
Did you mean you can't hide what is inside of you?
No, you cant hide your penis in your dead mther.
I don't want to ._.
What is it with meatbags and this kind of lewdity.
*haramaty
You're dlipping, Doc.
Lewdity and Haramity are not mutually exclusive <.<
So then you at least admit that dead people are sexy?
No
why must you lie?
I do not lie <.<
You are just a rather perturbed individual but I think you already know that >_>
Nonsense, you loved that subreddit I posted.
The title alone was enough detail for me. You really do need a shrink <_<
What? You don't like cute girls?
A bloodless corpse is like spilling tea.
It's just wrong.
Nonsense. There's no mess to clean when you cut them.
Disgraceful.
Well excuse me for not wanting to mess your house up...
21180
« on: June 06, 2015, 08:39:45 PM »
Freud did nothing wrong
Freud did everything wrong.
Shut up and admit that you want to fuck your mother already.
Kill, sure.
Kill then fuck? We have more in common that I thought.
no
Kill then burn, you don't want the corruption spreading <_<
Kill burn fuck? Eh, what ever man, your preference. I like em a little cold.
no
das pls
you cant hide what you're inside of
wat(amote)
Did you mean you can't hide what is inside of you?
No, you cant hide your penis in your dead mther.
I don't want to ._.
What is it with meatbags and this kind of lewdity.
*haramaty
You're dlipping, Doc.
Lewdity and Haramity are not mutually exclusive <.<
So then you at least admit that dead people are sexy?
No
why must you lie?
I do not lie <.<
You are just a rather perturbed individual but I think you already know that >_>
Nonsense, you loved that subreddit I posted.
The title alone was enough detail for me. You really do need a shrink <_<
What? You don't like cute girls?
A bloodless corpse is like spilling tea.
It's just wrong.
Nonsense. There's no mess to clean when you cut them.
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