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21121
« on: June 10, 2015, 07:27:43 PM »
We need more traps in this world. I think that's gonna be my domestic issues platform when I run for president.
21122
« on: June 10, 2015, 07:02:36 PM »
But for real, anyone else think it's funny that hippies used the 3rd pz (wh) insignia and drove Volkswagens?
21123
« on: June 10, 2015, 06:37:39 PM »
Yeah, it's usually because of a fast metabolism. But it'll slow down and hit them like a brick wall. And then they won't be attractive anymore because they'll be fat. And no, it's none of that "it's what's on the inside that counts" shit. That's what an unattractive person would say.
Hardly a brick wall, a person's metabolism just slows down naturally over time, some even stay skinny, provided they switch to a normal diet.
No, I fucking brick walled hardcore.
Yea, but, were you ever not chub to begin with?
Yeah, I looked anorexic as a kid.
Well you're Das, so that explains itself.
what
You are 1 Das chub.
what?
Yes.
Spoiler I have no idea where I'm going with this.
I can tell.
21124
« on: June 10, 2015, 06:33:59 PM »
Yeah, it's usually because of a fast metabolism. But it'll slow down and hit them like a brick wall. And then they won't be attractive anymore because they'll be fat. And no, it's none of that "it's what's on the inside that counts" shit. That's what an unattractive person would say.
Hardly a brick wall, a person's metabolism just slows down naturally over time, some even stay skinny, provided they switch to a normal diet.
No, I fucking brick walled hardcore.
Yea, but, were you ever not chub to begin with?
Yeah, I looked anorexic as a kid.
Well you're Das, so that explains itself.
what
You are 1 Das chub.
what?
21125
« on: June 10, 2015, 06:29:41 PM »
Yeah, it's usually because of a fast metabolism. But it'll slow down and hit them like a brick wall. And then they won't be attractive anymore because they'll be fat. And no, it's none of that "it's what's on the inside that counts" shit. That's what an unattractive person would say.
Hardly a brick wall, a person's metabolism just slows down naturally over time, some even stay skinny, provided they switch to a normal diet.
No, I fucking brick walled hardcore.
Yea, but, were you ever not chub to begin with?
Yeah, I looked anorexic as a kid.
Well you're Das, so that explains itself.
what
21126
« on: June 10, 2015, 06:27:39 PM »
Yeah, it's usually because of a fast metabolism. But it'll slow down and hit them like a brick wall. And then they won't be attractive anymore because they'll be fat. And no, it's none of that "it's what's on the inside that counts" shit. That's what an unattractive person would say.
Hardly a brick wall, a person's metabolism just slows down naturally over time, some even stay skinny, provided they switch to a normal diet.
No, I fucking brick walled hardcore.
Yea, but, were you ever not chub to begin with?
Yeah, I looked anorexic as a kid.
21127
« on: June 10, 2015, 06:25:43 PM »
Yeah, it's usually because of a fast metabolism. But it'll slow down and hit them like a brick wall. And then they won't be attractive anymore because they'll be fat. And no, it's none of that "it's what's on the inside that counts" shit. That's what an unattractive person would say.
Hardly a brick wall, a person's metabolism just slows down naturally over time, some even stay skinny, provided they switch to a normal diet.
No, I fucking brick walled hardcore.
21128
« on: June 10, 2015, 06:02:00 PM »
I want a Tru with a short skirt
and a
Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooong jacket!
Wrong song oops
Irrelevant. Tru could totes rock that look.
21129
« on: June 10, 2015, 05:59:09 PM »
This girl certainly is fucking guitar
it sounds like an eddy van halen solo
21130
« on: June 10, 2015, 05:58:00 PM »
Theologian: don't study any
Atheist: Pat Condell
Philosopher: Philosophy is the hobby of fat, old, retired men, and I am neither old or retired. (Tolstoy was a cool guy though)
21131
« on: June 10, 2015, 05:53:10 PM »
>reading music
21132
« on: June 10, 2015, 03:35:00 PM »
It's because I'm still on orders.
See what happens when I go away?
Everything falls apart without you.
Yup. I bet you guys haven't even hit your harassing elegiac quota.
That's my job.
I'm the ring leader.
Cant do shit without your goons, b0ss.
21133
« on: June 10, 2015, 12:42:03 PM »
It's because I'm still on orders.
See what happens when I go away?
Everything falls apart without you.
Yup. I bet you guys haven't even hit your harassing elegiac quota.
21134
« on: June 10, 2015, 12:36:20 PM »
It's because I'm still on orders.
See what happens when I go away?
21135
« on: June 10, 2015, 09:53:34 AM »
Robot
Plants
21136
« on: June 10, 2015, 09:33:55 AM »
This is glorious
21137
« on: June 10, 2015, 06:16:41 AM »
Holy fuck you guys, stop being so British.
21138
« on: June 10, 2015, 05:31:30 AM »
I just woke up half an hour ago, son.
21139
« on: June 10, 2015, 05:29:28 AM »
Meh, when you can drink the bottom of the bottom shelf (based MilSpec 10$ handles) you can tolerate anything, even straight grain.
21140
« on: June 10, 2015, 05:06:58 AM »
Step one: Leave the internet
Step two: Leave your basement
Step 3: Shower
Step 4: Kill your mother
Step 5: Send the body to my P.O. box.
Yea but Das, shes old, probably has saggy bags on her.
still good for science.
21141
« on: June 09, 2015, 07:35:55 PM »
I'm not part of this system
maaaaaaaaaaaan
21142
« on: June 09, 2015, 07:34:16 PM »
Step one: Leave the internet
Step two: Leave your basement
Step 3: Shower
Step 4: Kill your mother
Step 5: Send the body to my P.O. box.
21143
« on: June 09, 2015, 07:32:25 PM »
Fucking squares ITT
[Censored by the officio haramitus]
Blood sacrifice is appreciated, but lewd remarks are not <_<
I could make you bleed if that's what you're in to...
I was going to remark about the unusual ability to turn any sentence lewd but then I remembered this is you after all and I should be grateful that sentence didn't trigger the auto-blindness <_<
So... I should beat you untill you're blind?
21144
« on: June 09, 2015, 07:05:46 PM »
Fucking squares ITT
[Censored by the officio haramitus]
Blood sacrifice is appreciated, but lewd remarks are not <_<
I could make you bleed if that's what you're in to...
21145
« on: June 09, 2015, 06:24:09 PM »
Fucking squares ITT
Nah, I just suck Mr. P's dick.
21146
« on: June 09, 2015, 06:14:48 PM »
Tru needs to consider suicide. Outweeb'd by Verb and outposted by you. What's next? Manlet?
Finally caught by Aria
Oh, now that would be such a story!
21147
« on: June 09, 2015, 06:11:12 PM »
ITT
21148
« on: June 09, 2015, 08:52:55 AM »
Daily reminder that cats are dumb
21149
« on: June 09, 2015, 05:29:22 AM »
I'm not the only one who thought about penises when they read the title, right?
21150
« on: June 08, 2015, 07:23:02 PM »
Mordo's mad because he relies on autosaves.
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