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Messages - DAS B00T x2

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The Flood / Re: How many people have you slept with
« on: June 14, 2015, 06:34:56 AM »
1 I guess. I was pretty bad. I'm not the fondest of such activities when it comes around to it. I prefer cuddling.

21002
The Flood / Re: Interesting questions
« on: June 13, 2015, 11:29:18 PM »
1:Arial Black font.

2:Fuck no. That'd be dumb.

21003
The Flood / Re: How many people have you slept with
« on: June 13, 2015, 11:13:23 PM »
lol all these fucking virgins
For once I feel accomplished.

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The Flood / Re: How many people have you slept with
« on: June 13, 2015, 06:00:17 PM »
0.
It's totally by choice, okay.
It's okay too, dude. I totally understand you also, bro.

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The Flood / Re: How many people have you slept with
« on: June 13, 2015, 05:14:33 PM »
0.
It's totally by choice, okay.
It's okay. I believe you. No, really, I do.
See, Das understands.
Totally dude, I understand.

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The Flood / Re: How many people have you slept with
« on: June 13, 2015, 05:11:06 PM »
0.
It's totally by choice, okay.
It's okay. I believe you. No, really, I do.

21010
The Flood / Re: How many people have you slept with
« on: June 13, 2015, 05:05:02 PM »
Two... dudes.

Five if we count oral.

21011
The Flood / Re: If You could give me one piece of advice
« on: June 13, 2015, 02:58:15 PM »
Convert to Islam.

21013
The Flood / Re: inquire of me any such thing you desire
« on: June 13, 2015, 11:55:36 AM »
YouTube

Why was this the best album of 2010?
see a otorhinolaryngologist
I'm aware of the high frequency deficiency in my left ear.

21014
The Flood / Re: Three men with Tourette's go on holiday
« on: June 13, 2015, 11:42:41 AM »
I expected top gear.

21015
Wait... it's not a self aware parody? Oh god...

21016
The Flood / Re: inquire of me any such thing you desire
« on: June 13, 2015, 11:39:49 AM »
YouTube

Why was this the best album of 2010?

21017
It builds character.

21018
The Flood / Re: What makes you happy?
« on: June 13, 2015, 10:33:56 AM »
Adapted usage of Zyklon B.

21019
The Flood / Re: YFW gas was $0.03 a gallon in the 1600s
« on: June 13, 2015, 09:48:23 AM »
So long as truckers exist, I oppose nuclear trains. I've seen too many of those gear jockeys get themselves hung up by their trailer on train tracks over a hill that they should damn well know they can't clear.

This too. Joking or no I've actually driven by recent train wrecks because a semi was going too fast and figured he could beat the train.
Ever see it happen? It makes a sound that puts small artillery to shame.

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The Flood / Re: Having a shit,
« on: June 13, 2015, 09:45:13 AM »
Now this is shitposting.

Didn't Kinder do that first though?
oh

my

fucking

Godoka

YouTube


Legitimate question though. I remember somebody talking about Kinder posting a picture while he was on the can.
Yes, he did.

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The Flood / Re: YFW gas was $0.03 a gallon in the 1600s
« on: June 13, 2015, 09:44:57 AM »
So long as truckers exist, I oppose nuclear trains. I've seen too many of those gear jockeys get themselves hung up by their trailer on train tracks over a hill that they should damn well know they can't clear.

21022
They've done away with times tables at the three middle schools my brother attended.
!!!
Yeah, they switched to manipulatives.

dese fucking things were awesome

21023
The Flood / Re: Having a shit,
« on: June 13, 2015, 09:40:04 AM »
Now this is shitposting.

Didn't Kinder do that first though?
oh

my

fucking

Godoka

YouTube

21024
The Flood / Re: Hand thing
« on: June 13, 2015, 09:37:25 AM »
Trigger warning pls

21025
The Flood / Re: Oh What A Sweet Saturday
« on: June 13, 2015, 09:36:06 AM »
Work.
Wrote a new song on my break
There's a new desk lady in today.  It's weird seeing someone new at work.
Weather is messing with the flight school.
I think i have band practice tonight.

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The Flood / Re: Having a shit,
« on: June 13, 2015, 09:33:10 AM »
Now this is shitposting.

21027
The Flood / Re: Anyone have a smartwatch?
« on: June 13, 2015, 09:08:59 AM »
What does it do that my phone doesn't?
You don't have to spend 5 seconds taking your phone out of your pocket
Wow, that's so worth looking like a tool.
It's Max...
But PSU's a cool guy.

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The Flood / Re: I have a confession to make
« on: June 13, 2015, 09:08:16 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Anyone have a smartwatch?
« on: June 13, 2015, 09:06:46 AM »
What does it do that my phone doesn't?
You don't have to spend 5 seconds taking your phone out of your pocket
Wow, that's so worth looking like a tool.

21030
The Flood / Re: Anyone have a smartwatch?
« on: June 13, 2015, 08:25:57 AM »
What does it do that my phone doesn't?

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