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Messages - DAS B00T x2

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20971
I didn't see that coming.
At all.
And they never saw me coming.

20972
The Flood / Re: ITT: Find Me a New Avatar
« on: June 14, 2015, 04:40:44 PM »

20973
Trick question, I gave them all away.

20974
Serious / Re: California is in a drought because of God
« on: June 14, 2015, 03:47:55 PM »
Why are these people let to positions like that
Because voting tests are illegal.

20976
The Flood / Re: Philae wakes up!
« on: June 14, 2015, 02:58:40 PM »
Look at all that wasted money that could be better spent on killing sandniggers.
Think of it this way; killing sandniggers from space.
I'll believe it when I see it.

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The Flood / Re: What Breast Size Do You Like?
« on: June 14, 2015, 02:57:39 PM »

20978
The Flood / Re: Philae wakes up!
« on: June 14, 2015, 02:57:16 PM »
Look at all that wasted money that could be better spent on killing sandniggers.

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The Flood / Re: What Breast Size Do You Like?
« on: June 14, 2015, 02:03:25 PM »
flat is love, flat is life
How can anyone like that? You can squeeze them or do anything to them really. They are just two dots pretty much.
They represent innocence and youth.
Then bring on maturity.
Let's not.

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The Flood / Re: What Breast Size Do You Like?
« on: June 14, 2015, 01:58:41 PM »
flat is love, flat is life
How can anyone like that? You can squeeze them or do anything to them really. They are just two dots pretty much.
They represent innocence and youth.

20982
The Flood / Re: How hot is it in your neck of the woods?
« on: June 14, 2015, 01:34:02 PM »
86.

Fuck everyone who said it was too cold this winter. It's too goddamn hot now.

20984
The Flood / Re: Remember when Tien kicked ass?
« on: June 14, 2015, 01:27:19 PM »

20985
Gaming / Re: What the hell did 343i do to kelly and Fred?
« on: June 14, 2015, 01:02:47 PM »
Kelly's and Fred's aremour is great.
How about no.

Kelly's is the only decent design.

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The Flood / Re: Come in here so I can ask you questions about stuff
« on: June 14, 2015, 12:50:38 PM »
Jet fuel alone can melt steel beams in a confined interior setting.
What is your favorite aspect of medieval history?
Medieval's such a weird time... most European military history doesn't get interesting until the 1600's and there's a big drop off of interest in Europe after classical antiquity (fall of west Rome) for me.

But, I gotta say that Caliph Uthman's conquest of Spain and the destruction of the Visigoth kingdom was a really neat campaign.


I can has another?

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The Flood / Re: Come in here so I can ask you questions about stuff
« on: June 14, 2015, 12:17:07 PM »
Jet fuel alone can melt steel beams in a confined interior setting.

20988
The Flood / Re: I think that I have a crush on AstroNaru
« on: June 14, 2015, 11:01:15 AM »
Totes gay, m8.
Women have a period once a month.

I have a period in time where I become very emotional and incoherent. At these times I'm very gay.
That's like, super gay, dude.

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The Flood / Re: I think that I have a crush on AstroNaru
« on: June 14, 2015, 10:59:52 AM »
Totes gay, m8.

20990
The Flood / Re: What if you were forced to have an avatar?
« on: June 14, 2015, 10:42:02 AM »
Son, what?

20991
The Flood / Re: What Breast Size Do You Like?
« on: June 14, 2015, 10:37:36 AM »
What's in the middle?
Nipple
Lol.. I meant what size is in the middle?
A is in the middle of the acceptable range.

20992
The Flood / Re: First one to reply gets an upvote
« on: June 14, 2015, 10:26:45 AM »
downvoted

20993
The Flood / Re: What Breast Size Do You Like?
« on: June 14, 2015, 09:59:57 AM »
Anything more than a handful is a waste.

20994
The Flood / Re: How many people have you slept with
« on: June 14, 2015, 09:16:20 AM »
Woah

i offered
The offer's a little short.
Heh.

Well I'd never hug any of you.
Good.
We don't need to catch anything infectious from you bongs, like Islam.

20995
The Flood / Re: How many people have you slept with
« on: June 14, 2015, 09:10:25 AM »
Woah

i offered
The offer's a little short.

20996
The Flood / Re: How many people have you slept with
« on: June 14, 2015, 08:57:40 AM »
1 I guess. I was pretty bad. I'm not the fondest of such activities when it comes around to it. I prefer cuddling.

yet you'd cuddle a lot of people
No way that's gay.

20997
The Flood / Re: Getting Another Tattoo. Pls help.
« on: June 14, 2015, 07:58:32 AM »
one or four. Five's got too much red.

20998
The Flood / Re: Important poll
« on: June 14, 2015, 07:55:24 AM »
you never go ass to mouth.

20999
The Flood / Re: Comet isn't so evil after all
« on: June 14, 2015, 06:43:59 AM »
inb4 praise the sun memes

21000
The Flood / Re: Your username.
« on: June 14, 2015, 06:42:42 AM »
Aww

shit

son


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