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The Flood / Re: Blue lives don't matter
« on: September 02, 2017, 07:16:17 AM »
this is some nigger shit

Never mind that a black cop shot a white woman in Minneapolis and walked. Fuck you badge licker
The Somali dude who shot the aussie chick? Isn't he still on leave pending further investigation, and didn't the Minneapolis cheif of police resign over this?

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Serious / Re: Is this morally obligable?
« on: September 02, 2017, 06:02:46 AM »
Not murder, but it's something criminal should you happen to live in one of ten states that have  Duty to Rescue laws.

But then again, something's only truly illegal if you're caught

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The Flood / Re: I cant keep up
« on: September 02, 2017, 05:54:41 AM »
System is fine

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The Flood / Re: Blue lives don't matter
« on: September 01, 2017, 09:28:56 PM »
yee yee ACAB brotha

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The Flood / Re: What do you do
« on: September 01, 2017, 05:42:14 PM »
Fap

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The Flood / Re: Whats the point in being gay?
« on: September 01, 2017, 04:59:59 PM »
What's the point of being straight or bi? Or whatever the fuck Das is. I try not to think about where other guys stick their penis or whatever women do or don't stick in their vaginas.
pretty sure I'm straight,  dude.

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The Flood / Re: Meme thread
« on: September 01, 2017, 04:23:56 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Whats the point in being gay?
« on: September 01, 2017, 03:42:27 PM »
Because this
truer words have not been spoken

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The Flood / Re: anyone else meme themselves into being gay?
« on: September 01, 2017, 02:42:16 PM »
I memed myself in to being straight
My dick is pretty straight
really? No curve to it?
It has some curves... Are you still interested in studying it?
I'll study anything if I'm bored enough.
Yeah, me too. How far you got into studying fapping?
I've got a phd in that shit, bro

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The Flood / Re: McDonalds food has literally no taste
« on: September 01, 2017, 12:55:35 PM »

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The Flood / Re: best type of ice cream (objectively)
« on: September 01, 2017, 12:53:54 PM »
Mint chocolate  chip followed closely by black cherry.
This is the word of God.

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The Flood / Re: Whats the point in being gay?
« on: September 01, 2017, 12:49:32 PM »
Bro I just don't trust anything that bleeds for half a week and doesn't die.

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The Flood / Re: anyone else meme themselves into being gay?
« on: September 01, 2017, 12:35:49 PM »
I memed myself in to being straight
My dick is pretty straight
really? No curve to it?
It has some curves... Are you still interested in studying it?
I'll study anything if I'm bored enough.

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The Flood / Re: anyone else meme themselves into being gay?
« on: September 01, 2017, 10:28:59 AM »
I memed myself in to being straight
My dick is pretty straight
really? No curve to it?

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The Flood / Re: anyone else meme themselves into being gay?
« on: September 01, 2017, 09:31:31 AM »

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The Flood / Re: anyone else meme themselves into being gay?
« on: August 31, 2017, 05:00:08 PM »
Lol

I memed myself in to being straight
You know it's  true that I'm straighter than you.

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The Flood / Re: anyone else meme themselves into being gay?
« on: August 31, 2017, 04:49:16 PM »
I memed myself in to being straight

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The Flood / Re: Muslims
« on: August 30, 2017, 11:43:23 PM »
grill em

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The Flood / Re: do you often stay awake past midnight?
« on: August 30, 2017, 09:12:43 PM »
Yeah. I'm usually only starting work at non so I don't bother to get up until about 10 or so, then I'm up till about two or so.

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The Flood / Re: Road Trip
« on: August 30, 2017, 08:48:15 PM »
Fifteen or so hour drive from home to ft Benning when my brother had graduated training. That wasn't too bad since I wasn't driving. Slept most of the time. I don't think I've actually driven myself anywhere longer than 3 hours one way.

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The Flood / Re: have you ever been in a car crasH?
« on: August 30, 2017, 07:50:48 PM »
Yeah but where were you again?
one of these bad bois


what the fuck is this chinese witchcraft?

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The Flood / Re: why do I get flak for posting fun things
« on: August 30, 2017, 05:58:59 PM »


If only you knew everything about the situation.

You're a faggot who's going to get cucked.
oh my god

you already got cucked

LOL

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The Flood / Re: why do I get flak for posting fun things
« on: August 30, 2017, 04:58:31 PM »
Can you comment on me?

You're a faggot who's going to get cucked.

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The Flood / Re: have you ever been in a car crasH?
« on: August 30, 2017, 04:02:23 PM »
can i get that second part in english please
i was involved in an accident due to the driver locking the brakes.
Yeah but where were you again?

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The Flood / Re: have you ever been in a car crasH?
« on: August 30, 2017, 03:32:55 PM »
Uhh

I hit another Corolla in mine and because mine's an old car I only took cosmetic damage while theirs was totalled. Cheeky nigger pulled into my lane and came to a complete stop in a 60 zone and I didn't even have time to react. Entire left side of my car was completely airborne and I think I damaged part of the steering assembly.

When I was a kid one time my dad was being stupid in a parking lot next to a footy oval and locked up the brakes. Slid straight into the fence and damaged the front end/radiator. Mum was soo mad at him. I think the fence pole is still bent at that oval too. Been at least 16 years since it happened.

Also tfw scraped my R34 getting into my driveway and ruined the front bumper (body kit is from a GTR Nür Edition and costs like $2.5k to replace)
can i get that second part in english please

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The Flood / Re: What are the worst 'boos?
« on: August 30, 2017, 02:28:01 PM »
Very close tie between people who masturbate to slavshit and deus vult faggots like ender

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The Flood / Re: I really want to have sex with anime girls.
« on: August 30, 2017, 01:19:00 PM »
Buy a waifu pillow and an onahole

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The Flood / Re: Thanksgiving
« on: August 30, 2017, 10:07:29 AM »
Eat two cubic fuck tons of "Meh" food with people that annoy the Hell out of ya. I'm so glad I work on Thanksgiving these days because having extended family I almost never see try and force me to say what I'm "thankful" for is kinda obnoxious.
Sounds like you got some shit cooks in your family, bro

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The Flood / Re: niggers tongue my anus
« on: August 29, 2017, 07:45:59 PM »
Shut the fuck up, Deci.

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Shut the fuck up, Deci.

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