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20131
« on: July 01, 2015, 05:32:49 PM »
what exactly did you balls up, an exam or something?
Completely forgot about an assignment that contributed 20% towards my grade back in April, and now I have the other 80% due in on Friday.
I was determined to do the 80% assignment today but the more I look into it the more I can't really do anything without having done the previous assignment.
How so?
20132
« on: July 01, 2015, 05:30:52 PM »
To be absolutely honest, that's not even an ISIS flag. It's now widely associated with ISIS, but that flag is actually quite old.
It's called the "Seal of Muhammad." In fact, the Ottoman's used something similar and they even used the same exact seal (the Muhammad rasul'allah part in the middle of the flag) as their official government seal.
But at any rate, this is dumb.
This is mostly the same logic used with the Confederate flag, too. "It's not the Confederate flag, it's the battle flag of blahblahblah"
yeah but max  ^This is actually the Stars and Bars.
20133
« on: July 01, 2015, 05:11:30 PM »
20134
« on: July 01, 2015, 05:10:13 PM »
Proper answer.
Spoiler  Dark Lord Satan, Conquerer of Ente Isla and branch manager of a Japanese "MgRonalds". Magic powers and shit.  Why didn't I think of this?
I'd love to have an androgynous, emo, otaku living in the corner of my house.
Spoiler Spoiler While it needs work on the "otaku" part...
Yeah but if I do anything to him Ossku is gonna do some kind of pagan voodoo magic and summon Simo Hahya to kill me.
20135
« on: July 01, 2015, 05:08:02 PM »
Drink more.
20136
« on: July 01, 2015, 05:07:43 PM »
A sex offender, pathological liar, and a priest walk in to a bar. He sits down and has a drink.
20137
« on: July 01, 2015, 05:05:05 PM »
Proper answer.
Spoiler Dark Lord Satan, Conquerer of Ente Isla and branch manager of a Japanese "MgRonalds". Magic powers and shit. Why didn't I think of this? I'd love to have an androgynous, emo, otaku living in the corner of my house.
20138
« on: July 01, 2015, 04:54:36 PM »
kill ladder guy by pushing him into the head
marry open head guy
get a two-for-one
20139
« on: July 01, 2015, 04:53:15 PM »
I think my answer's pretty obvious.
Cabbage Merchant?
20140
« on: July 01, 2015, 04:52:32 PM »
Can bring me back a little polish girl?
They're hot as fuck, they've got some mongol or some shit in them but are still white so you get this hint of Asian.
Most people don't make it past 10 due to the second hand smoke
You'd love it
Wonderful.
So you can bring me an 11 year old body?
How fresh?
They gotta be pretty fresh to clear customs. If there's any foreign insects present they don't let it through.
20141
« on: July 01, 2015, 04:51:44 PM »
I would become Pepe.
a rare one
The rarest
20142
« on: July 01, 2015, 04:49:05 PM »
I would become Pepe.
20143
« on: July 01, 2015, 04:48:33 PM »
Can bring me back a little polish girl?
They're hot as fuck, they've got some mongol or some shit in them but are still white so you get this hint of Asian.
Most people don't make it past 10 due to the second hand smoke
You'd love it
Wonderful. So you can bring me an 11 year old body?
20144
« on: July 01, 2015, 04:42:26 PM »
Can bring me back a little polish girl?
20145
« on: July 01, 2015, 04:38:16 PM »
All this career ending makes me want a pineapple...
20146
« on: July 01, 2015, 04:09:34 PM »
My sister lasts like 30 min taking a shit
brotip: that means she needs help.
:/
She' asking for it, Broseph, now quit Stalin.
she's 9...
Even better.
 DON'T LET MY DREAMS BE DREAMS
20147
« on: July 01, 2015, 03:58:51 PM »
Go outside.
This man gets it. Aren't you in a drought anyway, OP? Your lawn needs it.
20148
« on: July 01, 2015, 03:55:21 PM »
My sister lasts like 30 min taking a shit
brotip: that means she needs help.
:/
She' asking for it, Broseph, now quit Stalin.
she's 9...
Even better.
20149
« on: July 01, 2015, 03:55:04 PM »
Why not just pee when she's in the shower?
Our bathroom has the toilet and shower in a small room and beyond that is the sinks. The door leading to the sinks is always locked when she uses the smaller room.
You're mexican. Pick the lock
We don't have the lockpicks made for our doors anymore.
buy some little allen wrenches then.
20150
« on: July 01, 2015, 03:54:27 PM »
You see, one time, my sister got back from her run and was in the shower for ages.
And I just had lots of water, I needed to pee and it took forever, I couldn't go to the downstairs bathroom because it was being renovated. I couldn't go in either, the shower is glass and the toilet faces it basically.
She took almost an hour and I was reduced to tears almost rolling around on my bed.
Have you people never pissed on the lawn because the bathroom's occupied forever?
20151
« on: July 01, 2015, 03:53:41 PM »
My sister lasts like 30 min taking a shit
brotip: that means she needs help.
:/
She' asking for it, Broseph, now quit Stalin.
20152
« on: July 01, 2015, 03:52:46 PM »
Why not just pee when she's in the shower?
Our bathroom has the toilet and shower in a small room and beyond that is the sinks. The door leading to the sinks is always locked when she uses the smaller room.
You're mexican. Pick the lock
20153
« on: July 01, 2015, 03:51:23 PM »
My sister lasts like 30 min taking a shit
brotip: that means she needs help.
20154
« on: July 01, 2015, 03:50:58 PM »
Tru's sister exists solely to discipline his r00d antics.
20155
« on: July 01, 2015, 03:49:31 PM »
Why not just pee when she's in the shower?
20156
« on: July 01, 2015, 03:48:43 PM »
i like the part where his drone programs kill civilians almost exclusively
>muslim
>civilian
Pick one.
Look! An albino Muzie! Kill it for my wall!
I think it's really offensive how you would put a confederate flag over a shuckle for your avatar.
I'm offended at being called offensive. Cease this offensiveness.
20157
« on: July 01, 2015, 03:45:03 PM »
tfw i will never find a qt 3.14 to love cause I'm a beta
what about that 'loli' you liked?
He beta'd out of that one.
NO I DID NOT
Uh, yes you did.
Uh, no I didn't
Ugh she's stupid and will probably get back with her ex that broke her heart.
Get cuck'd BETAFAG BTFO T F O EATING YOUR WHOLE PINEAPPLE I N E A P P L E
20158
« on: July 01, 2015, 03:40:39 PM »
tfw i will never find a qt 3.14 to love cause I'm a beta
what about that 'loli' you liked?
He beta'd out of that one.
NO I DID NOT
Uh, yes you did.
Uh, no I didn't
Ugh she's stupid and will probably get back with her ex that broke her heart.
20159
« on: July 01, 2015, 03:38:15 PM »
tfw i will never find a qt 3.14 to love cause I'm a beta
what about that 'loli' you liked?
He beta'd out of that one.
NO I DID NOT
Uh, yes you did.
20160
« on: July 01, 2015, 03:37:45 PM »
brah
It's only 4:37 in GOD'S CHOSEN NATION [eagle screech]
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