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2011
The Flood / Re: A man walks in the desert
« on: September 13, 2017, 03:31:09 PM »
You sit at the restaurant with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far to young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don’t understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and French fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging French fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato now, you have French fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for the chicken nugger.

2012
The Flood / Re: My buddy's GF is a control freak
« on: September 13, 2017, 02:37:34 PM »
Tell him to embrace cuckoldry.
That is not cuckoldry is I believe.
Not yet. But when it elevates in to it, it'll be much easier when the beta just accepts it.

2013
The Flood / Re: 1st responders vs soldiers. Who's more heroic?
« on: September 13, 2017, 09:02:50 AM »
All cops are bastards

2014
The Flood / Re: My buddy's GF is a control freak
« on: September 12, 2017, 10:32:44 PM »
Tell him to embrace cuckoldry.

2015
The Flood / Re: Recommend me an anime instead
« on: September 12, 2017, 10:29:24 PM »
Why? You've already watched the best anime in history (FMA), anything you watch from now on will be taking a step down.
That's not how you spell Boku no Pico.

2016
The Flood / Re: Recommend me an anime instead
« on: September 12, 2017, 08:33:51 PM »
Try Bleach or Fairy Tail.
Yeah if you like over 300 episodes for one anime and over 150 for the other

Might I recommend One Piece while you're at it?

I know his tastes better than you do.
So you're saying he's a filthy casual with bad taste?

I'm saying he likes Dragon Ball and FMA.
So... yes?

2017
The Flood / Re: Recommend me an anime instead
« on: September 12, 2017, 08:29:13 PM »
Try Bleach or Fairy Tail.
Yeah if you like over 300 episodes for one anime and over 150 for the other

Might I recommend One Piece while you're at it?

I know his tastes better than you do.
So you're saying he's a filthy casual with bad taste?

2018
The Flood / Re: Where is Solonoid
« on: September 12, 2017, 06:08:56 PM »
He still never got back to me about abducting and selling casper to some gay middle eastern oil baron.
you wot
what?

2019
The Flood / Re: Where is Solonoid
« on: September 12, 2017, 05:55:47 PM »
He still never got back to me about abducting and selling casper to some gay middle eastern oil baron.

2020
The Flood / Re: Which one of these should I develop?
« on: September 12, 2017, 10:18:41 AM »
Robot x doggo otp

2021
The Flood / Re: Meme thread
« on: September 12, 2017, 09:53:44 AM »

2022
The Flood / Re: what's your deepest most personal secret
« on: September 11, 2017, 10:16:44 PM »
i was molested when i was 5
Wanna talk about it in detail so I can picture it and masturbate to it later?

2023
The Flood / Re: Das, you are a red pill
« on: September 11, 2017, 08:19:42 PM »
nah fam I'm all about that B͔͚̰̰̟̙̹͚͗̐͊́̿̌Ḷ̸̥̰͙͖̗̻̹̖͒͒͑̍̄̏̔͛̆Ä̵̢͚̫̫̩͍̍̆͐̅͟͡͠C̴͙̖͓̗̗̅͌͌́́͞K̯̤̜̙͇̬̼͒̓͊́̎͛͜͟ P̴̢̨͙̝̳͈̹͚̥̌͊̀̈̐̔̒͋͞Í̧̼̰̞̪̫͔͛̏̅̐̚͝͡L̥̙͚̰̄̍͌͗̀͆͟͝L̰̳̻͙̤͚̥̥͗͂̏̽̀͂͟ life now.

2024
The Flood / Re: Welcome to the world of tomorrow
« on: September 11, 2017, 04:37:27 PM »
buy a sexbot

2025
The Flood / Re: Floridian Sep7agon Fam
« on: September 11, 2017, 02:49:54 PM »
I don't think one or two dates
dude what the fuck

2026
The Flood / Re: Floridian Sep7agon Fam
« on: September 11, 2017, 02:35:07 PM »
But we are? We had one Wednesday and we'll have another one soon.

Bro, if you're not dating by now, you're a side guy.
And you're not boyfriend/girlfriend yet why?  Bro I know I have no sense of time but youve been working at her for a while now.

2027
The Flood / Re: Floridian Sep7agon Fam
« on: September 11, 2017, 02:31:36 PM »
Of all the terrible things she could do to me, that would be the LEAST likely.

lol CUCK
Bro, if you're not dating by now, you're a side guy.

2028
IF YEW CAIN'T HANDLE ME AT MUH WORST YA DON'T DESERVE ME AT MUH BEST

2029
The Flood / Re: Floridian Sep7agon Fam
« on: September 11, 2017, 02:19:37 PM »
if the two of us reach the point where I can call her my girlfriend
lol CUCK

2030
The Flood / Re: Recommend me an anime...
« on: September 11, 2017, 01:59:37 PM »
91 Days meets every criteria you listed. There's a good amount of violence but not really over the top, no dumb anime tropes or supernatural shit, and the story is above the low bar set by almost everything else ever to come out of Japan.
What is it about? Is it on Netflix?

In Prohibition-era America, the mafia kills the family of a wealthy kid, who runs away into the woods. Years later, he infiltrates them in order to hunt down the people responsible, but becomes divided between his original goal and the new life he has as a gangster.

It might be, I don't generally use Netflix.
what the hell lol why would you join a mob family that killed your family just track them down and kill them how do you get divided over that
To kill them, obviously. Kid grew up a nobody with lots of resentment and revenge on the mind. MC's dad was in the family but another dude took him out to allow him to usurp the current don.
Spoiler
he goes in with the objective of killing three dudes and the new don, who were the group that killed his family. He doesn't know the identity of one of the gunmen, who turns out to be a dude he befriends in his brief time working for the family. 

2031
The Flood / Re: Any OG people still around?
« on: September 11, 2017, 11:46:20 AM »
Didn't even last a week.

2032
The Flood / Re: Do we need something like this.
« on: September 11, 2017, 10:03:28 AM »
In order to fight evil and terrorism on our planet we need a group of people who can bypass all the political BS in order to get the job done.
Quote
It would be controlled by the UN
lmao

Quote
and only used during internation emergencies.  A good example of that would be Overwatch, The avenger and the RainbowSix groups.



Thoughts?   
Or maybe ones that already exist like Tier 1 operators and PMCs.

Tier one is a meme.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tier_1_Group

Thanks for proving my point?
You're so fucking stupid I can't understand what it is you're trying to talk about specifically.

Clearly how tier 1 is a meme created to sell video games and bedazzled t shirts.
No

It's a group that hires special forces soldiers to "provide security". That's how wars are fought now. PMCs do most of the dirty work.
lol
They sit around government warehouses nowhere important innadesert guarding static targets all day.

Also, >Cerberus Capital
Teir 1 is a stale meme

2033
The Flood / Re: Describe your lightsaber
« on: September 10, 2017, 06:02:15 PM »
Slight curve to the right.

2034
The Flood / Re: Off the grid
« on: September 10, 2017, 06:00:36 PM »
I mean... aside from the lack of plumbing it couldn't be much different from Basic. Just maybe a lot less yelling and doing push ups.

2035
The Flood / Re: I've finished Shippuden and am caught up on Boruto.
« on: September 10, 2017, 05:57:45 PM »
things happen in the next episode
dude spoiler that shit

2036
The Flood / Re: Best segment of Pulp Fiction.
« on: September 10, 2017, 07:18:06 AM »
When it was over.

2037
Chicken or the egg?

Do fascist/authoritarian/etc. governments disarm the citizens to increase oppression unhindered, or do governments teetering on fascism/authoritarianism/etc. disarm their citizens under good pretenses and later realize they have much more capacity to oppress them?
Yes and yes. You can find examples of each in history, from Cuba and Stalin's SU for the first to the Wiemar Republic and New York for the later.

2038
Gaming / Re: French Event Thingy (Fate Thread)
« on: September 09, 2017, 10:17:53 PM »
tfw you spend 300 ap on the half cost monster hunting daily and walk away with exactly zero chaos claws of which you need five to ascend lancealot to lvl 70


This is why I drink and grailed Kojiro.

2039
Why does it always come back to guns?

Seriously.
Because 'Murica
Armed citizens means there will never be a holocaust in America.

Or because of them there will be one.
Nah. Step one to gassing the kikes was to keep them disarmed.

Ironically, this is what Democrats are trying to do to urban yet law abiding Blacks who might need firearms to protect their own lives from their statistically criminal neighbors.

2040
The Flood / Re: I've finished Shippuden and am caught up on Boruto.
« on: September 09, 2017, 06:44:43 PM »
dae wish Snake woulda actually necked himself when Gats posted that one single mgs5 spoiler?

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