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Messages - DAS B00T x2

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The Flood / Re: YOU vs five cups of coffee
« on: July 19, 2015, 09:55:13 AM »
Cofee doesn't make me poop. Everyone is just like, fucking retarded.

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Then tell everyone to vote for Gary Johnson

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The Flood / Re: Just put down a deposit on a rental property
« on: July 19, 2015, 08:33:31 AM »
South Carolina?
Lynch a nigger for me, kay?
One of my roommates is black, so I'll be able to at my leisure.
Just do it after he pays his share of the rent.

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The Flood / Re: Just put down a deposit on a rental property
« on: July 19, 2015, 08:18:13 AM »
South Carolina?
Lynch a nigger for me, kay?

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The Flood / Re: Camping
« on: July 19, 2015, 08:06:30 AM »


I only ever went camping a couple of times when I was in boy scouts

Those were some fun times though

Yeah I was in the Girl Scouts I went camping with them once... And after that I got kicked out of the Girl Scouts cause I'm a rebel and cannot conform to their standards lol
You mean because you're an evil sinner who can't let God into her life.

Pretty much.
Crucify yourself, degenerate.

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The Flood / Re: Camping
« on: July 19, 2015, 08:05:22 AM »

I only ever went camping a couple of times when I was in boy scouts

Those were some fun times though

Yeah I was in the Girl Scouts I went camping with them once... And after that I got kicked out of the Girl Scouts cause I'm a rebel and cannot conform to their standards lol
You mean because you're an evil sinner who can't let God into her life.

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barbarian status, really tho.
Roman women tried to make their hair as crazy as possible, and his was always depicted as plain and matted.

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Jeezus is a trap?

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that's gay.

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I have something to tell you.
You're gay?

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The Flood / If there weren't enough jobs in America for Americans...
« on: July 19, 2015, 06:53:21 AM »
The newspaper I'm reading wouldn't have a jobs listing section.

Your move, Dumbocrats and isolationists who oppose free trade.

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The Flood / Re: Ghost Rider vs. Captain Planet
« on: July 19, 2015, 06:02:41 AM »
Nic Cage steals the planeteer's rings. gg, no re.

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The Flood / Re: ITT: I Judge You By Your Avatar.
« on: July 18, 2015, 07:17:41 PM »
But I'm not a furry
Your user isn't XSEAN. This excuse will not work, nor will his.
But I'm not.

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The Flood / Re: ITT: I Judge You By Your Avatar.
« on: July 18, 2015, 07:10:28 PM »
But I'm not a furry

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The Flood / Re: Thor is above my town AMA
« on: July 18, 2015, 06:56:10 PM »
Maybe it's just Kiss or ACDC.
>tfw it's really just Garth Brooks

THE THUNDER ROLLS
AND THE LIGHTNIN' STRIKES

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The Flood / Re: Any videogame characters that resemble a user here?
« on: July 18, 2015, 06:13:11 PM »

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Gaming / Re: Fallout 4 gameplay trailer - the start of the game
« on: July 18, 2015, 06:07:20 PM »
still doesn't catch my interest.

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People willingly put condiments on their burgers? Why defile the taste of the meat?
Ground beef is usually... blah.

I typically prefer chicken.
Even worse.

I hope you get gored by a bull.
Why couldn't you have been in that camp in 2011?

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People willingly put condiments on their burgers? Why defile the taste of the meat?
Ground beef is usually... blah.

I typically prefer chicken.
Even worse.

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People willingly put condiments on their burgers? Why defile the taste of the meat?
Ground beef is usually... blah.

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Serious / Re: RIP Based Trump
« on: July 18, 2015, 05:26:46 PM »
What poll numbers? Fuckin lol.

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cheese
over-easy egg
tomato

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The Flood / Re: Any videogame characters that resemble a user here?
« on: July 18, 2015, 04:40:27 PM »


reminds me of me :^)
So.... you have sex with old men for money?
Ohhhhhohoho...
I didn't hear a no.

I'll let LC know.

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The Flood / Re: Any videogame characters that resemble a user here?
« on: July 18, 2015, 04:37:39 PM »


reminds me of me :^)
So.... you have sex with old men for money?

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The Flood / Re: Any videogame characters that resemble a user here?
« on: July 18, 2015, 04:16:37 PM »
Oh please, like I'd ever fight in heels.

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The Flood / Re: Exotic pets?
« on: July 18, 2015, 04:13:21 PM »
I've always wanted a pet orangutan like this.
Spoiler

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Gaming / Re: Official Evolution 2015 Thread
« on: July 18, 2015, 02:10:42 PM »
Why in the holy mother of FUCK are custom moves legal?

Are you serious?
why not?

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The Flood / Re: There's a Neighborhood Pool Party...
« on: July 18, 2015, 01:42:25 PM »
You don't need food, hun.

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The Flood / Re: How Do You Shave Your Balls?
« on: July 18, 2015, 01:24:47 PM »
i use nair because my balls are so hairy

like, horribly

help me?


So like, I'm kind of, like, waiting on the sauce here.
Find it yourself. LC isn't one to spoonfeed.

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The Flood / Re: What I learned from Ramadan
« on: July 18, 2015, 01:20:36 PM »
Good luck getting off the the No Fly list though.

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