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The Flood / Re: I'm doing this a bit ahead of time here
« on: July 31, 2015, 05:04:12 AM »
Wait...

Don't you pretty much live in the Land of Always Winter?

How does a big fire start in that kind of climate.
because trees like to catch fire in a dry summer.

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The Flood / Re: My honest opinion of you ITT
« on: July 31, 2015, 05:00:31 AM »
rOCKETMAN's not real

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Serious / Re: Moral philosophers don't behave more morally
« on: July 31, 2015, 04:56:12 AM »
And that's why philosophy is the hobby of fat, old, retired men with nothing to contribute to modern society in my eyes.

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The Flood / Re: Check out my GF's rack
« on: July 31, 2015, 04:44:30 AM »
Two cup sizes too big.

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The Flood / Re: I can't even unironicaly like memes anymore
« on: July 30, 2015, 04:36:26 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Vocaroo thread
« on: July 30, 2015, 04:35:34 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Does anybody here play a Musical Instrument?
« on: July 30, 2015, 03:38:57 PM »
but my feet have no fucking clue what they're doing.
Footwork is where it fucks up. Easily the most tiring part of drumming.
My left foot is like, "no, fuck you, I ain't doin shit" and my right foot is hard to move on an independent rhythm and still thinks it's playing a wah pedal instead of a bass kick.
It's getting better though... frustrating but fun.

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The Flood / Re: touch me
« on: July 30, 2015, 01:59:56 PM »
oh

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The Flood / Re: If you think cars are cool and/or you watch Top Gear
« on: July 30, 2015, 01:59:25 PM »
>TFW cars are more attractive than people

bleh

I really can't stand Itasha.

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The Flood / Re: If you think cars are cool and/or you watch Top Gear
« on: July 30, 2015, 01:50:58 PM »
Name one thing about cars that is cool.
The right car can get you babes.
If you can only get pussy with a nice car you are a loser.

Honestly that just further proves what I said is right.
Hey don't talk about BC like that bro.
He's a Cuban drug lord. He fuck you up.

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The Flood / Re: If you think cars are cool and/or you watch Top Gear
« on: July 30, 2015, 01:47:46 PM »
I have an exhaust leak so muh vee ate sounds super throaty.
That's kinda cool.
You're probably one of those assholes that speed through neighborhoods at 2 in the morning, right?
Well duh. It's 2AM. I wanna fucking get home quick.

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The Flood / Re: If you think cars are cool and/or you watch Top Gear
« on: July 30, 2015, 01:47:12 PM »
I have an exhaust leak so muh vee ate sounds super throaty.
That's kinda cool.
No it's not
but jim
it's trve cvlt throat sounding

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The Flood / Re: If you think cars are cool and/or you watch Top Gear
« on: July 30, 2015, 01:45:09 PM »
I have an exhaust leak so muh vee ate sounds super throaty.
That's kinda cool.

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You guys dissing FF are dumb. That was the most fun thing in the game.

The way it was implemented in matchmaking was awful. Playing an actual survival gametype was fun as hell like in ODST, but the arcadefight shit was terribad.
Nonsense. I always had a fucking blast with it.

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The Flood / Re: I'm seriously thinking about becoming a rapper.
« on: July 30, 2015, 01:13:52 PM »
"it's popular, therefore it's good"

you couldn't say something dumber than that if you tried

We need to eat lots of meat because it's the most nutritious substance and that way we'll have plenty of energy to exploit and impregnate women (because that's all they're good for) so we can have a ton of kids.
But that's correct, you dumbass.

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The Flood / Re: DAILY REMINDER
« on: July 30, 2015, 01:08:47 PM »
Just putting it out there that if people didn't hunt white tail deer in the US there would be a terrible overpopulation that would negaively effect the ecosystem.
If you hunt for fun kill yourself
I've been hunting and we've eaten every bit of it when we've killed it. That goes for most everyone I know around here.
Kill yourself tho
LOL

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The Flood / Re: Intellectual Nonsense.
« on: July 30, 2015, 01:01:05 PM »
This is literally the worst forum on the internet
no that's /r9k/

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The Flood / Re: Fuck these plastic forks
« on: July 30, 2015, 10:35:34 AM »
Just your your knife to scoop the noodles towards your mouth.

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The Flood / Re: Moms
« on: July 30, 2015, 08:54:18 AM »
Because it's the only pussy you've ever been inside.
*will ever be

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You guys dissing FF are dumb. That was the most fun thing in the game.

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The Flood / Re: Moms
« on: July 30, 2015, 08:41:32 AM »
But they're not.

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The Flood / Re: I can't even unironicaly like memes anymore
« on: July 30, 2015, 08:21:36 AM »
You're dead to me
You stopped being funny when you became literally /s4s/: The poster.
you sound upset friend
Memes killed my friends. Hoe could I not be upset? That's like asking any real American if they're upset that Muslims are allowed to build a mosque at Ground Zero.

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Um, maybe I'm missing something but following a guy home in your car and parking up outside his driveway then approaching him doesn't exactly scream 'this person has good, safe intentions'. From the sounds of it he probably didn't need to get shot but even so, I thought 'Get off my lawn' was reasonable grounds in murika.
Florida's got pretty broad Stand Your Ground laws, yeah, but I can't say I'm really familiar with anything but my own state's doctrine.
But still, in a case like this, it just reeks of someone not being responsible  and just doing something because they can rather than asking if they should. You're gonna kill a guy over some road rage? That's some serious shit, man. Go inside your house, if he follows or breaks in, then yes, consider him a dangerous threat and neutralize said threat with force.

 and don't fucking hold his family at the scene at gunpoint until the police arrive.

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The Flood / Re: DAILY REMINDER
« on: July 30, 2015, 07:56:23 AM »
Again, I possess a conscience.
Get the fuck over yourself.
He's right though. If you kill for fun you are a sociopath.
lol

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The Flood / Re: I can't even unironicaly like memes anymore
« on: July 30, 2015, 07:43:59 AM »
You're dead to me
You stopped being funny when you became literally /s4s/: The poster.

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The Flood / Re: Fairies
« on: July 30, 2015, 07:42:19 AM »
They're tiny tho, how am I supposed to dick 'em?
With a great deal of force.
I already have to use a great deal of force with certain products aimed  at Japanese otaku males.
This ain't gonna work.

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The Flood / Re: Should I grope myself?
« on: July 30, 2015, 06:44:21 AM »
On second thought, yes, OP, please grope yourself.
After all... someone has to.

OOOOOHHHHHJHHHHHHHHHHH

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The Flood / Re: is this place slow right now
« on: July 30, 2015, 06:43:17 AM »
I'm fine here.

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