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The Flood / Re: I think I've out done myself tbh lads.
« on: July 31, 2015, 02:27:22 PM »
don't look now, but you're on the verge of passing up elegiac's post count
Oh, neat.

I wonder if he'll freak out upon return or something.

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The Flood / Re: I think I've out done myself tbh lads.
« on: July 31, 2015, 02:24:27 PM »
Shit girl
worst taste
I've got some of the best taste on this board.
Obviously not.
Except I do.
Maybe in opposite land.
Um, no.

Yutaka obviously has the worst taste here.
Nah, he likes the RELAXING JAPANESE ASMR I gave him.
He has good taste.
Son.

Son.

Let me put it this way.

Son.

I've objectively got the best taste in two-dimensional underage girls here.
lmfao
Yeah, sure bro, you're king of the loli.
Go take your shit taste somewhere else.
Go masturbate to disgusting titcows with your faggotbuddy Yutaka.
All boobs are beautiful, DAS.
All boob.
In moderation.
#NoBoobsLeftBehind
There is an objective cap on size, you Tumblerite boob shill.

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The Flood / Re: Waifu discussion
« on: July 31, 2015, 02:21:14 PM »
Stop using that word. That's not how you into waifuism.
shut the FUCK up I don't do what you tell me
FUCK YOU YOU WILL DO WHAT I TELL YOU
YOU'RE NOT MY MOM
I could be.

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The Flood / Re: I think I've out done myself tbh lads.
« on: July 31, 2015, 02:20:53 PM »
Shit girl
worst taste
I've got some of the best taste on this board.
Obviously not.
Except I do.
Maybe in opposite land.
Um, no.

Yutaka obviously has the worst taste here.
Nah, he likes the RELAXING JAPANESE ASMR I gave him.
He has good taste.
Son.

Son.

Let me put it this way.

Son.

I've objectively got the best taste in two-dimensional underage girls here.
lmfao
Yeah, sure bro, you're king of the loli.
Go take your shit taste somewhere else.
Go masturbate to disgusting titcows with your faggotbuddy Yutaka.

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The Flood / Re: Waifu discussion
« on: July 31, 2015, 02:18:13 PM »
Stop using that word. That's not how you into waifuism.
shut the FUCK up I don't do what you tell me
FUCK YOU YOU WILL DO WHAT I TELL YOU

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The Flood / Re: Waifu discussion
« on: July 31, 2015, 02:16:53 PM »
Stop using that word. That's not how you into waifuism.

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The Flood / Re: I think I've out done myself tbh lads.
« on: July 31, 2015, 02:14:25 PM »
Shit girl
worst taste
I've got some of the best taste on this board.
Obviously not.
Except I do.
Maybe in opposite land.
Um, no.

Yutaka obviously has the worst taste here.
Nah, he likes the RELAXING JAPANESE ASMR I gave him.
He has good taste.
Son.

Son.

Let me put it this way.

Son.

I've objectively got the best taste in two-dimensional underage girls here.

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The Flood / Re: >the dutch
« on: July 31, 2015, 02:05:39 PM »
Well duh. It actually works.
did you just admit to being dutch
What are the dutch but just the crazy inbred cousins that Germoney never talks about?

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The Flood / Re: Is cucking the worst fetish there is?
« on: July 31, 2015, 02:04:01 PM »
oh

Bye everyone.
actually, maybe i shouldn't feed the vore fetishists to police dogs
shit

i don't know what to do with them

maybe throw them in an incinerator?...
Eww, did you just call me a vore faggot?
speaking of vore, is it even possible to be into it without being a furry to some degree

i don't think ive ever seen vore art with humans
I've seen same-size, realistic, non-consensual. human on human vore. It's incredibly rare because most vore artists are A) fucking size fetishists, B) Furfags, C) completely out of touch with reality, D) people who think that giant animals eat smaller animals for them to live happily ever after in their stomach as lovers.

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The Flood / Re: >the dutch
« on: July 31, 2015, 02:01:01 PM »
Well duh. It actually works.

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The Flood / Re: I think I've out done myself tbh lads.
« on: July 31, 2015, 01:53:33 PM »
oh, i get it, he's making fun of those cheap advertisements
but usually they'll just say stuff like "are you willing to fuck ugly women for free"

still stupid and misogynistic and not worth doing, though
Verb, this was an ad that the site got from our first ad provider after Google Adsense gave us the metaphorical boot.

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The Flood / Re: I think I've out done myself tbh lads.
« on: July 31, 2015, 01:52:29 PM »
Oh my god, it's back...

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The Flood / Re: Is it rape if she cums?
« on: July 31, 2015, 12:55:29 PM »
If a tree falls and no one is around to rape it, is rape culture real?
Trick question, Rape Culture is about as real as Obummer's American patriotism.

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The Flood / Re: Is cucking the worst fetish there is?
« on: July 31, 2015, 12:54:21 PM »
Eww, did you just call me a vore faggot?
no, you just made me think for a second

though i wouldn't put it past you
I offended. Horribly.



I'LL CUT YER FOOKIN HEAD OFF, SWEAR ON ME IMAM!

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The Flood / Re: Is cucking the worst fetish there is?
« on: July 31, 2015, 12:41:57 PM »
Eww, did you just call me a vore faggot?
no, you just made me think for a second

though i wouldn't put it past you
I offended. Horribly.

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The Flood / Re: Is cucking the worst fetish there is?
« on: July 31, 2015, 12:37:33 PM »
oh

Bye everyone.
actually, maybe i shouldn't feed the vore fetishists to police dogs
shit

i don't know what to do with them

maybe throw them in an incinerator?...
Eww, did you just call me a vore faggot?

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The Flood / Re: What would happen if Verbatim took opiates?
« on: July 31, 2015, 12:34:21 PM »
Confucius say thing that is this is that.

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The Flood / Re: Is cucking the worst fetish there is?
« on: July 31, 2015, 12:32:30 PM »
yeah i'm being 100% serious

bagged in a dark alley and SHOT

and fed to police dogs
oh



Bye everyone.

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The Flood / Re: Is cucking the worst fetish there is?
« on: July 31, 2015, 12:22:22 PM »
oh, and can't forget loli/pedophilia
evolution explains hebephilia and upper range pedophilia tho.
It's totes natural, brah.

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The Flood / Re: Y U ban me ?
« on: July 31, 2015, 12:14:41 PM »
Kleenex was banned, not you.


Unless you're Kleenex' alt, that is.
theyre all sisters
So you're saying that autism is hereditary... Interesting.
Thats why I'm adopted
Oh. So then you don't have to worry about getting the sis preggers.

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The Flood / Re: Is cucking the worst fetish there is?
« on: July 31, 2015, 12:12:44 PM »
Well, vore has the single worst fandom ever, so I say vore.

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The Flood / Re: question to European posters
« on: July 31, 2015, 10:59:43 AM »
I'm sorry, what did you say? I couldn't here you over my free healthcare and education.
You can't hear because the free healthcare sucks so they never fixed that ear infection from three years ago.
At least we aren't all obese.
I'd rather be fat, dumb and happy than just dumb and supportive of neo-fascist regimes.

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The Flood / Re: question to European posters
« on: July 31, 2015, 10:43:41 AM »
I'm sorry, what did you say? I couldn't here you over my free healthcare and education.
You can't hear because the free healthcare sucks so they never fixed that ear infection from three years ago.

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The Flood / Re: Is it rape if she cums?
« on: July 31, 2015, 10:35:43 AM »
idk just ask your wife OHH
cant rape your spouse, idiot.

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The Flood / Re: Is it rape if she cums?
« on: July 31, 2015, 10:22:48 AM »
I hope das gets raped and impregnated
mpeg doesn't exist outside of your sick furry erotica.

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The Flood / Re: thank mr skeletal
« on: July 31, 2015, 10:21:36 AM »
That is not how necrophilia is supposed to work.

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