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18781
« on: August 01, 2015, 07:31:15 AM »
Their sausage egg croissants are great hangover food with some coffee.
18782
« on: August 01, 2015, 07:30:21 AM »
HELLO GOOD SIR
DO YOU HAVE TIME TO TALK ABOUT THE LIFE AND TRADITIONS OF THE M'GALEKGOLO?
Um, sir, do you have a moment to stop talking about false idols and instead... talk about our lord and savior, Kaname Madoka?  She became an existential concept for our sins.
18783
« on: August 01, 2015, 07:25:08 AM »
I WAS BAWRN IN THA YOU ESS AYY
2/10, would not listen to of own free will again
Mellencamp>Springsteen, suck my dick, Jim.
18784
« on: August 01, 2015, 07:18:48 AM »
I want my money back.
18785
« on: July 31, 2015, 08:11:29 PM »
Bob Seger is pretty bad; I don't know how many times I've heard 'Against the Wind' played at work.
eugh Seger and Springsteen are in the "These people can die now, please" category of Dadrock.
18786
« on: July 31, 2015, 07:48:10 PM »
So my sister broke up with her boyfriend this morning, apparently.
Now, mere hours later, there's some stranger named Jacob in my house, and I can hear the coitus.
And they know I can.
Discuss things your siblings do that bewilders you.
Your sister is a whore if she is already getting some strange this soon. Sorry not sorry.
Best way to come off a breakup, son.
By screwing around because you feel unstable? Whatever helps you sleep at night...
mkay, prude.
18787
« on: July 31, 2015, 07:37:21 PM »
So my sister broke up with her boyfriend this morning, apparently.
Now, mere hours later, there's some stranger named Jacob in my house, and I can hear the coitus.
And they know I can.
Discuss things your siblings do that bewilders you.
Your sister is a whore if she is already getting some strange this soon. Sorry not sorry.
Best way to come off a breakup, son.
18788
« on: July 31, 2015, 07:29:23 PM »
That's why, when a doc says what they're sticking in you won't hurt so much, you physically have less of a painful reaction than if they tell you that it's going to be painful. Brain wiring.
no bro that just means I'm now focused on it and it's gonna hurt more
18789
« on: July 31, 2015, 06:55:03 PM »
Deep Purple is ight I think. Also, I enjoy CCR to a great extent.
CCR's some good shit, yo. I'd play the shit out of Midnight Special if the band would let me.
18790
« on: July 31, 2015, 06:51:34 PM »
Nobodys king of the game right now. Rap and hip hop have branched off in so many different ways it's silly to say who's the best. It isnt as simple as East/West coast style anymore
Nigga shut the fuck up. Aint no ever one gon spit the flow like Reverend Run did in '83. That's why there ain't no King no more till he say there is.
18791
« on: July 31, 2015, 06:47:59 PM »
Oh, so it's a meme word for old school rock.
It's rock and roll that dads listen to every day. Bretty self explanatory.
18792
« on: July 31, 2015, 06:45:20 PM »
Good: Okay: Bad: Horrendously Overrated: Just Plain Godawful:
18793
« on: July 31, 2015, 06:23:25 PM »
Reading this thread like
did he just get a text from his ghost writer?
No
Prove it
Drakes inbox
oh lordy, RR's texts have grunting.
18794
« on: July 31, 2015, 06:16:45 PM »
OT: Only really annoying habit my brother had when he was here was drinking too much of my alcohol. Well, and his apparent hatred of sleeping in the morning.
Now-a-days this is the shit my brother buys that just makes me sigh though.
Ladies and Djentlemen, the wall locker/makeshift desk/anime figure collection of a god damn Cavalry Scout. Where's the fleshlight, though?
dats contraband, homie. probably hidden behind one of his flags. My votes on the DDR national flag. Or Finland. On second though, yeah, gotta be finland. There's a pun in there somewhere... Onaholes and Finish flags...
18795
« on: July 31, 2015, 06:05:32 PM »
OT: Only really annoying habit my brother had when he was here was drinking too much of my alcohol. Well, and his apparent hatred of sleeping in the morning. Now-a-days this is the shit my brother buys that just makes me sigh though. Ladies and Djentlemen, the wall locker/makeshift desk/anime figure collection of a god damn Cavalry Scout.
18796
« on: July 31, 2015, 06:00:57 PM »
Everything Nat does
Pick something that really annoys you.
The 5am sitting on me till i wake up
Your life is anime.
im going to get a harem and wear the same clothes every episode
You already have the harem.
18797
« on: July 31, 2015, 06:00:26 PM »
Not significant at all. We all know our own ability to ignore rational arguments when personal comfort is at stake. It's like yelling at people for driving cars to a meeting about global warming.
It's surprising when your profession is all about how to be moral, though.
There's also the aspect of educating others -- most people aren't going to take you seriously if you don't practice what you preach.
I know way to many clergymen who drive a Benz to ever be surprised by something like this.
18798
« on: July 31, 2015, 05:57:33 PM »
2 chainz best rapper alive
The genius mind that brought you "she got a big booty so I call her big booty"
His Jewish writers actually brought you that.
18799
« on: July 31, 2015, 05:56:58 PM »
Everything Nat does
Pick something that really annoys you.
The 5am sitting on me till i wake up
That's not annoying, that's an invitation for wincest.
18800
« on: July 31, 2015, 05:02:32 PM »
Tbh drake is pretty bad, but not as bad as Rick Ross, chief keef, or juicy j
but nasty Rick Ross got them lyrics that speek to the soul. I love bad bitches, that's my fuckin problem.
18801
« on: July 31, 2015, 04:11:53 PM »
If it's non-consensual then of course.
She can't cum if it's non-consensual.
Jesus fuck, you guys, haven't you ever had sex ed?
Of course she can. You don't need to consent to be aroused.
Arousal implies consent. Once again, the body naturally prevents arousal and pregnancy in the case of legitimate rape.
18802
« on: July 31, 2015, 03:54:56 PM »
If it's non-consensual then of course.
She can't cum if it's non-consensual.
Jesus fuck, you guys, haven't you ever had sex ed?
sex ed taught me that having sex before marriage would kill me
Only if you get pregnant.
18803
« on: July 31, 2015, 03:51:21 PM »
If it's non-consensual then of course.
She can't cum if it's non-consensual. Jesus fuck, you guys, haven't you ever had sex ed?
18804
« on: July 31, 2015, 03:01:01 PM »
Non-white ethnic groups are to be lynched in the streets until America is pure again.
You know, I'm not technically white but my complexion is very light. Would I get a free pass?
Can your offspring within two generations be more than 3/4 white?
Yes.
You'll pass the federal stature. States may interpret the law to more strict degrees.
18805
« on: July 31, 2015, 02:58:56 PM »
Non-white ethnic groups are to be lynched in the streets until America is pure again.
You know, I'm not technically white but my complexion is very light. Would I get a free pass?
Can your offspring within two generations be more than 3/4 white?
18806
« on: July 31, 2015, 02:48:05 PM »
Non-white ethnic groups are to be lynched in the streets until America is pure again.
18807
« on: July 31, 2015, 02:32:18 PM »
Shit girl
worst taste
I've got some of the best taste on this board.
Obviously not.
Except I do.
Maybe in opposite land.
Um, no.
Yutaka obviously has the worst taste here.
Nah, he likes the RELAXING JAPANESE ASMR I gave him.
He has good taste.
Son.
Son.
Let me put it this way.
Son.
I've objectively got the best taste in two-dimensional underage girls here.
lmfao
Yeah, sure bro, you're king of the loli.
Go take your shit taste somewhere else.
Go masturbate to disgusting titcows with your faggotbuddy Yutaka.
All boobs are beautiful, DAS.
All boob.
In moderation.
#NoBoobsLeftBehind
There is an objective cap on size, you Tumblerite boob shill.
Stop hating the boobies you boobgynist.
I don't hate boobs.
I hate disgusting overstuffed sacks of cellulite.
So yes, you hate boobs.
I didn't say that.
18808
« on: July 31, 2015, 02:31:57 PM »
lol where did elegiac even go?
on a highway to some mountain.
18809
« on: July 31, 2015, 02:29:12 PM »
waifus you say?
Mother of God...
18810
« on: July 31, 2015, 02:27:55 PM »
Shit girl
worst taste
I've got some of the best taste on this board.
Obviously not.
Except I do.
Maybe in opposite land.
Um, no.
Yutaka obviously has the worst taste here.
Nah, he likes the RELAXING JAPANESE ASMR I gave him.
He has good taste.
Son.
Son.
Let me put it this way.
Son.
I've objectively got the best taste in two-dimensional underage girls here.
lmfao
Yeah, sure bro, you're king of the loli.
Go take your shit taste somewhere else.
Go masturbate to disgusting titcows with your faggotbuddy Yutaka.
All boobs are beautiful, DAS.
All boob.
In moderation.
#NoBoobsLeftBehind
There is an objective cap on size, you Tumblerite boob shill.
Stop hating the boobies you boobgynist.
I don't hate boobs. I hate disgusting overstuffed sacks of cellulite.
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